Nobody yet, your job is to protect, not seek and destroy.
There is to be NO killing at this time!!!
*just glares at the dragon*
NO!
Do you take Discover or American Express?Only Mastercard or Visa... no Diner's Club please!OOOOOoooo shiny!
Absolutely not! You'll triple the deficit in less time than Obama!
*takes the cards away from his wife*
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AIEEEE!!!!! WE'RE IN THE OTD SECTION OF THE MESSAGEBOARDS! THAT MEANS WE'RE CLOSER TO THE SLAADS, JACKS AND POODLES!
Yes!!! I couldn't find the thread. This is horrible! What can we do???
Gary, we'll be good if you just put us back away from the OTD forum!!! Please!!! No more goofing off, we promise!
<Licking butt>
Huh, what? How did you get in here?
OTD! OTD!
How dare he! We have been on topic! the Topic of running my administration!
OH I see he must have voted for the OTHER guy. Well have your petty revenge, it matters not. I am still the Lord President, and there is nothing that can change that!
OMIGOD!!! WE'RE IN THE OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS FORUM!!! HELP!!! LORD PRESIDENT MOORLUCK, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?!?
SEES A POODLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! HELP!!! DON'T LET THE CRAZIES GET US!!!
WHEEZE
FAN MOB, CAN YOU GO SKEWER THE POSTMONSTER?!? NO PEACEFUL PROTESTING THIS TIME...
It's OK son, calm down and ready the G.A.R.s for immediate deployment. We will hold this great nation of Paizonia against all threats both poodle and domestic. You have my word on it.
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Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'VE SUBJECTED US TO??? WE DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO COMBAT THE CHAOS!!! IT'S LIKE PUTTING A MATERIAL PLANE VILLAGE INTO THE MAELSTROM!!! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THERE'LL BE VIOLENCE, SEX, AND ALCOHOL!!! (WE'VE AVOIDED ABOUT... ZERO OF THAT IN THE WEBSITE DISCUSSION FORUM... BUT THAT'S OFF-TOPIC...)
SEES A JACKAGGH!!! GOBLINS WEREN'T MADE TO LIVE IN THE MAELSTROM...
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<Licking butt>
Huh, what? How did you get in here?
OH GODS NO!!! NOT THE RUST MON- I MEAN POODLE!!! I THOUGHT THE SLAAD SMASHED YOU AND PLANE SHIFTED YOU TO THE POODLE THREAD!!! GERROUT!!! MR. DARGENTUM, PLEASE REMOVE THIS INFIDEL!!!
STARTS WHIMPERING
*smashes thru the wall causing great amounts of damage to the Capitol Building*
OH-YEAH!!
*chomps down on the rust monster*
OH_YEAH!!
*smashes thru another wall on his way out*
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It's OK son, calm down and ready the G.A.R.s for immediate deployment. We will hold this great nation of Paizonia against all threats both poodle and domestic. You have my word on it.OMIGOD!!! WE'RE IN THE OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS FORUM!!! HELP!!! LORD PRESIDENT MOORLUCK, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?!?
SEES A POODLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! HELP!!! DON'T LET THE CRAZIES GET US!!!
WHEEZE
FAN MOB, CAN YOU GO SKEWER THE POSTMONSTER?!? NO PEACEFUL PROTESTING THIS TIME...
ALL right. JUST need TO get CALMED down... DEEP breaths, DEEP breaths...
Sorry, moving threads twice causes inconvenient rips in space-time. I think you'll learn to like it here, really I do.DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'VE SUBJECTED US TO??? WE DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO COMBAT THE CHAOS!!! IT'S LIKE PUTTING A MATERIAL PLANE VILLAGE INTO THE MAELSTROM!!! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THERE'LL BE VIOLENCE, SEX, AND ALCOHOL!!! (WE'VE AVOIDED ABOUT... ZERO OF THAT IN THE WEBSITE DISCUSSION FORUM... BUT THAT'S OFF-TOPIC...)
SEES A JACK
AGGH!!! GOBLINS WEREN'T MADE TO LIVE IN THE MAELSTROM...
*slaps the General across the face*
Get it together!! We are Paizonians! We survived the apparent death of the game we love, all we hold dear was almost lost. BUT WE DID NOT FALTER!! We WILL triumph no matter what! NOW I gave you an order!!
Good now I have a fact finding conference in Argentina to attend, uhm don't tell the Supreme First Lady or the press where I am... I'll be back in a few days.
Hello Mr. President.
Yellow! Wat era yua popple doeing hear? Phums teh Laird Preesidingtent
Hime gooing too Appleattachia wit yua two, oxay?
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Good now I have a fact finding conference in Argentina to attend, uhm don't tell the Supreme First Lady or the press where I am... I'll be back in a few days.Hmm... maybe time for a coup d' e tat like in Honduras.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT ORDERS HE GAVE ME BEFORE LEAVING?
*grins down at the goblin General*
Hehehehe.
*growls at puddle*
Other goblins bomb the poodlekinHehehehe.
*growls at puddle*
HEY!! He made me the first dawg! Don'tcha watch CN freakin N ya green trigger happy maniac?!
phcvcecgqxnugbuqgiuqgcbqiugr!
(dont listen to him im the first pet!)
Good now I have a fact finding conference in Argentina to attend, uhm don't tell the Supreme First Lady or the press where I am... I'll be back in a few days.
Ok, should I worry when my husband has a fictional affair with a goddess of the undead???
Or get even by creating my own fictional affair???
Lady Solnes?
Sumpreme First Lady?!
And do it better!!!!!
If the Lord President asks.....I'm at my mothers'.
Wooooooo! Celery stabbings for everyone!
<Waddles around the thread>
Does anyone else find the fact that a discussion originally posted about keeping the threads shorter and ON topic ended up in the OFF Topic Discussion forums???
Does anyone else find the fact that a discussion originally posted about keeping the threads shorter and ON topic ended up in the OFF Topic Discussion forums ironic???
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Yessss....first on the new page!!!
Yuck! Your insides are nasty Mr. Dargentum. I'm taking my antennae-mittens off next time.
Good thing these claws allowed me to cut through your belly, even though muscular action closed the whole.
Does anyone else find the fact that a discussion originally posted about keeping the threads shorter and ON topic ended up in the OFF Topic Discussion forums???.
~laughter~ That is too funny! ~grins~ Oh well. Almost everything on the Paizo boards eventually becomes Off-Topic.
Where did everyone disappear to? 30 minutes and no posts but mine?
Where did everyone disappear to? 30 minutes and no posts but mine?
I'm here!
<Wags tail-thing>