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Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.

Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?


Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.
Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?

And where does he wear it?! 80


Lord Fyre wrote:

This thread is wandering off topic again!

Boobs!

Where?!


I rolled past 1500 posts and didn't even know it!!


It gets to be that way, after a while.


Solnes wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.
Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?
And where does he wear it?! 80

As they say, before you ask the question, be sure you want to hear the answer .... ;)


Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.
Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?
And where does he wear it?! 80
As they say, before you ask the question, be sure you want to hear the answer .... ;)

Oh but I do.. ;)


Smurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ditz Dude'Hurtin wrote:

HO!! There is evil afoot! What foul menace threatens the safty of the goodly dwarves of Menstrul Hall, where they have accepted this humble and angsty renegade drow scout!? My friend, yes I have a friend, Brewedforwhores Cattleslammer can count on my twin blades of death, "Icingcake" and "Sparkle", to defend his realm! Come Getawhif! We must sojorn out into the harshness of the Cutwind Dale to seek out this foul evil menacing evil menace! It reminds me of the time back home... home?.. no THIS is my home now!... uhm.. where was I... oh, thats right, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH...

EDIT:I have won the top of the page thru my expert twin swordsmanship for I have no equal..blahblahblah..

No, this is why you should avoid the cold medicine!!!

Might I add that I LIVE WITH THIS!!! :)

And, I thought things were bizarre over in the Dark & Stormy thread.

** spoiler omitted **

lol, how does one join these groups? :D

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Moorluck wrote:
Well, Solnes went to the bed, now I'm up, nobody should be up @ 7:15 on a Saturday morning.

10:00 am at the earliest.

Dark Archive

I have my avvy back! Happy day. Honestly, having Erik's face was wierding me out.


Solnes wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.
Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?
And where does he wear it?! 80

He wears a fedora on his head. He is a secret agent after all. And people think I'm evil. :)

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Leena Windorel wrote:

This just in, Today is International "Talk Like a Pirate Day". At least that's what GentleGiant told me. So in the spirit of togetherness...

** spoiler omitted **

You're right!

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Moorluck wrote:
Why is the Rum gone?

Where is the rum?

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taig wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:

I can't believe I have to read through like 10+ pages today...

What the hell were you guys thinking doing over 10 pages in 1 day!!!

And a very belated "hello" to flash. Sorry, in last night's chaos, I didn't see your post.

The chaos was pretty annoying... now there's some idiots acting like it's still around.

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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Avast, ye swabs! Tryin' to make Boston baked beans outta Captain Bean? Keelhaulin' all round, I say! Arrrrr!

Dang, that talk like a pirate stuff is annoying, now that I've done it ;) ....

Sir, I have no idea as to what you are referring. Am I not talking like some pirates?

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Solnes wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Mt. Dew is no-doze in liquid form. Not the best thing if your trying to sleep.
Mt. Dew is necter from the gods!
Amen!

Weirdos.

-1 soda in morning
+1 coffee

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David Fryer wrote:
I have my avvy back! Happy day. Honestly, having Erik's face was wierding me out.

It was in yer footlocker wern't it me swaby?

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Solnes wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Why is the Rum gone?
Why is everything but the rum gone.
It be all ye lubbers!
Who you callin' a lubber ye yellow bellied codfish?!

Eh? You callin' me a codpiece? Well, look at your boat... at least I'm not on fire.


I be reckomendin' Gosling's Black Seal Rum from Barrrmuda.

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Solnes wrote:
So ready for nap time!! Almost time to put the childrens down!! :)

Are you going to eat all of them? Or is the poison you're using non-biodegradable?

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Solnes wrote:
Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ditz Dude'Hurtin wrote:

HO!! There is evil afoot! What foul menace threatens the safty of the goodly dwarves of Menstrul Hall, where they have accepted this humble and angsty renegade drow scout!? My friend, yes I have a friend, Brewedforwhores Cattleslammer can count on my twin blades of death, "Icingcake" and "Sparkle", to defend his realm! Come Getawhif! We must sojorn out into the harshness of the Cutwind Dale to seek out this foul evil menacing evil menace! It reminds me of the time back home... home?.. no THIS is my home now!... uhm.. where was I... oh, thats right, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH...

EDIT:I have won the top of the page thru my expert twin swordsmanship for I have no equal..blahblahblah..

No, this is why you should avoid the cold medicine!!!

Might I add that I LIVE WITH THIS!!! :)

And, I thought things were bizarre over in the Dark & Stormy thread.

** spoiler omitted **

lol, how does one join these groups? :D

Step 1: Make an alias who has a name similar to one of the others, or has some connection to them.

Step 2 (optional): Write a funny profile.
Step 3: Post on the thread (not D&SK cause it's not the original Jack Cult, go to the Angry Jack Cult).

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New page! Take that, you yellow-bellied land-loving deck-swabbers! Now get up in the rigging and look for a good mark!

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
3

Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing counting goblin!

Spoiler:
Of course he can only go as high as he has fingers and toes.

;)


Arrr...this downsizin' must be the cause of Davy's misaccountin' o' Erik Mona Day...the fella what reaved the year otter be keel-haul'd!

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Arrr...this downsizin' must be the cause of Davy's misaccountin' o' Erik Mona Day...the fella what reaved the year otter be keel-haul'd!

uhm... yeah.. what he said, I think.


Arr me favorite holiday. Grog fer everyone!


Goin' campin' with me landlubber mates tonight. I'll have make em play me pirate games. They'll play sweat-the-cloth fer roasted marshmallows or by the gods I'll find a way to keelhaul someone under a tent!


Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....

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Silvereye wrote:
Arr me favorite holiday.
Spoiler:
BOOBS TO THE HEAD
fer everyone!

Fixed it fer ya Cap'n. ;)

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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....

Oh sorry about that, I was spraying "Weed-B-Gone" earlier.

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Why do we not celebrate an International Boobs to The Head Day?


Moorluck wrote:
Why do we not celebrate an International Boobs to The Head Day?

*Ducks*

Oh you said "Boobs"... sorry.


Moorluck wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....
Oh sorry about that, I was spraying "Weed-B-Gone" earlier.

You wretch, seeking to wither my magnificent vines!!!!

**Bites Moorluck savagely in the shin**

Dang, he's blue .... I hope he doesn't taste bad ....

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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....
Oh sorry about that, I was spraying "Weed-B-Gone" earlier.

You wretch, seeking to wither my magnificent vines!!!!

**Bites Moorluck savagely in the shin**

Dang, he's blue .... I hope he doesn't taste bad ....

Ouch! Hey I said I was sorry... do not make me get the weed eater!

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Hamburger Helper for dinner. I don't care what people say, I love that stuff. :D


Moorluck wrote:
Hamburger Helper for dinner. I don't care what people say, I love that stuff. :D

**Applies some Hamburger Helper to Moorluck's other shin**

By the way, did you notice that the speed of posting has declined with the approach of dinnertime? =)

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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Hamburger Helper for dinner. I don't care what people say, I love that stuff. :D

**Applies some Hamburger Helper to Moorluck's other shin**

By the way, did you notice that the speed of posting has declined with the approach of dinnertime? =)

I have indeed noticed that the closer it gets to the traditional eavining meal consumption time, the rate at which the regular contributors of this thread post does indeed seem to be greatly reduced. I do not believe this to be a coincidence.

Spoiler:
In other words... Yup.


Moorluck wrote:
Why do we not celebrate an International Boobs to The Head Day?

For a simple reason:

Spoiler:
BOOBS TO THE HEAD! is a daily requirement.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Why do we not celebrate an International Boobs to The Head Day?

For a simple reason:

** spoiler omitted **

But on International Boobs to The Head Day, men, or any woman that wanted it, could request BtTH from any woman they wanted it from. I thought it was a winning idea.


Boobs to the Head day FTW!!


Solnes wrote:
Boobs to the Head day FTW!!

Alas, a short-lived holiday as a result of the many, many lawsuits. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

David Fryer wrote:
I have my avvy back! Happy day. Honestly, having Erik's face was wierding me out.

Tell me about it! Thanks to all the chaos yesterday, I was some kind of ooze thing, then I was Mona Taig. Thank goodness I don't have to mess with that again.


<Peers around corner>

glblhgl?


lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Boobs to the Head day FTW!!
Alas, a short-lived holiday as a result of the many, many lawsuits. ;)

*giggle* Well he said he would ask first!


taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I have my avvy back! Happy day. Honestly, having Erik's face was wierding me out.

Tell me about it! Thanks to all the chaos yesterday, I was some kind of ooze thing, then I was Mona Taig. Thank goodness I don't have to mess with that again.

How did errands go? We are all very happy to have our familiar faces back! I was getting very confused!

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lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Boobs to the Head day FTW!!
Alas, a short-lived holiday as a result of the many, many lawsuits. ;)

Bu that's the beauty of it! It would be fine to ask for it on that one day each year. Still havn't sold you? Oh well I tried. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

October 3rd for BttH day? It'll balance out Columbus Day.

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