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David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Bleh! Message boards were down most of the day. I'm glad they're back now.
Yeah, and they usually went down right when I was trying to post.
That's because there was a conspiricy to stop your voice from being heard by the masses, but you prevailed!!!
Not that I have anything important to say.

But the eyes and the ears of the 'verse are upon you my lord. Speak with thy sacred wisdom so that we who are not worthy may bask in your triumph.

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I have an acolyte, that's awesome.

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My most recent batch of wisdom.

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True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

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David Fryer wrote:
My most recent batch of wisdom.

That one doesn't have very many takers yet. :)

I will say, though, that you have a good take on the current level of civil discourse. It's definitely something you can't (reasonably) blame on one side or the other.

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Figures, Olive Garden always does their neverending pasta bowl when I can't go and enjoy it.


taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
My most recent batch of wisdom.

That one doesn't have very many takers yet. :)

I will say, though, that you have a good take on the current level of civil discourse. It's definitely something you can't (reasonably) blame on one side or the other.

It doesn't have many takers because nobody has figured out how to turn it into a flame war yet.

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David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
My most recent batch of wisdom.

That one doesn't have very many takers yet. :)

I will say, though, that you have a good take on the current level of civil discourse. It's definitely something you can't (reasonably) blame on one side or the other.

When you get me agreeing with Al Gore, there is not much more to be said.

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the rule is no dating until after you are married. :) That and the boy has to meet me and my MP-5 before they go out.

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Somehow I crossed over the 2000 (2500+ including avatars) post boundary without my knowledge. Hardly anything of any real substance, unfortunately.

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the ruke is no dating until after you are married. :)

I wish that would work. I'm going to try the "mortify my daughter in front of her suitor" route and see if that works.

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the rule is no dating until after you are married. :) That and the boy has to meet me and my MP-5 before they go out.

I figure getting them to write their own name on a 12 gauge shell and telling them not to make me use it will work. I love my shotgun. :D

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the ruke is no dating until after you are married. :)

I wish that would work. I'm going to try the "mortify my daughter in front of her suitor" route and see if that works.

Just remember to promenantly display a gun in your living room. Preferably one tht causes a fist sized entry wound and a frozen turkey sized exit wound.

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the ruke is no dating until after you are married. :)

I wish that would work. I'm going to try the "mortify my daughter in front of her suitor" route and see if that works.

Just remember to promenantly display a gun in your living room. Preferably one tht causes a fist sized entry wound and a frozen turkey sized exit wound.

Either that or show them what a Hydra-flail will do to a watermelon. Then just ask say "Holy sh**!! can you imagine what that would do to someones head?"

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<Writes good ideas down>

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I know this guy, an ex-SEAL sniper, who has 4 daughters. He writes the names of their dates on a .50 cal slug and sits it next to his "light fifty". He then leaves it on the kitchen table and makes them sit and talk with him, at the table, before taking one of his "princess" out. Very scary guy.

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

You know, my son is twelve. Maybe we should get them together. :) I can vouch that he was taught how to properly treat women.

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

You know, my son is twelve. Maybe we should get them together. :) I can vouch that he was taught how to properly treat women.

I have no doubt about that. I might bring my kids with me to PaizoCon next year, so if you make it out there we can make introductions. :)

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Welcome to Pre-Teen Paizo Love Connection, it's all the rage in Denmark. ;P


There are none who are worthy of the children sired by the Fryer, none you hear me!

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Arranged marriages are the new black!

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taig wrote:
Arranged marriages are the new black!

Hey I'm still trying to figure out how to arrange my bookshelf, much less a marriage.

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Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Arranged marriages are the new black!
Hey I'm still trying to figure out how to arrange my bookshelf, much less a marriage.

My daughter is 3 and a half and I am already dreading her dating... she came home from daycare last year (2 for Pete's Sake) and said blah blah is my boyfriend. And then proceeded to repeat it over and over for (almost) the whole year, until suddenly it was another boy's name popping in there instead... 8O

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Hell, I don't even have any spawn yet, and one of my hobbies is planning how to terrify any boy a potential daughter would bring home. My latest idea involves giving them a tour of the basement and showing them either a collection of "blood-spattered" manacles, or a pentagram surrounded by black candles.

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I love the ideas, keep them rolling.

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taig wrote:


I have no doubt about that. I might bring my kids with me to PaizoCon next year, so if you make it out there we can make introductions. :)

I'll plan on it. One question, does your daughter like sports?

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Bleh! Message boards were down most of the day. I'm glad they're back now.
Yeah, and they usually went down right when I was trying to post.

That's because you post too much.

BTW, Tarkrashykk says "Hi".

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Boards are alrady starting to act up this morning. Threads are slow loading and I can't see HeyJim's post. It looks likanother long day in Paizoland.

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HeyJim wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Bleh! Message boards were down most of the day. I'm glad they're back now.
Yeah, and they usually went down right when I was trying to post.

That's because you post too much.

BTW, Tarkrashykk says "Hi".

But not as much as some people. Yes Heathy I'm talking about you.

So how goes life in Idaho? The Bead Forest has started to sell RPG stuff, but right now it's limited to 4E and Magic. I'm trying to talk them into expanding their selection and setting up tables for open gaming.

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And, my daughter is nearing 17. She's become quite the gamer chick. According to the gamer geeks at the store, she's quite the HOT gamer chick. That's usually when they get the "If you even THINK of trying to date my daughter, I'll hunt you down and hang your head on the game store wall as a lesson to other gamer geeks!" look.

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David Fryer wrote:
HeyJim wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Bleh! Message boards were down most of the day. I'm glad they're back now.
Yeah, and they usually went down right when I was trying to post.

That's because you post too much.

BTW, Tarkrashykk says "Hi".

But not as much as some people. Yes Heathy I'm talking about you.

So how goes life in Idaho? The Bead Forest has started to sell RPG stuff, but right now it's limited to 4E and Magic. I'm trying to talk them into expanding their selection and setting up tables for open gaming.

Cool! I'm glad you guys can get something going. I miss my friends down there, and the store. But I'm now a partner in The Dragon's Den here, and making a whole new set of friends. As for Pathfinder and the Bead forest, just tell them you know a store in Idaho that actually sells more Paizo games than from that other company. And we're a Premier Gold store.

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HeyJim wrote:
And, my daughter is nearing 17. She's become quite the gamer chick. According to the gamer geeks at the store, she's quite the HOT gamer chick.

Who is saying that about Christina? Cause I have a lot of spare time on my hands right now, so I can come up there and stab their eyes out for you if you want. She's just a little girl for crying out loud.

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Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the ruke is no dating until after you are married. :)

I wish that would work. I'm going to try the "mortify my daughter in front of her suitor" route and see if that works.

Just remember to promenantly display a gun in your living room. Preferably one tht causes a fist sized entry wound and a frozen turkey sized exit wound.
Either that or show them what a Hydra-flail will do to a watermelon. Then just ask say "Holy sh**!! can you imagine what that would do to someones head?"

When my little sister brought home her first boyfriend at the age of 14 (he was 17), my dad asked if I could pull out all my chef's knives and sharpen them in front of him as he gave the boy "the speech". She went on 1 date and no more with him. :D

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David Fryer wrote:
HeyJim wrote:
And, my daughter is nearing 17. She's become quite the gamer chick. According to the gamer geeks at the store, she's quite the HOT gamer chick.
Who is saying that about Christina? Cause I have a lot of spare time on my hands right now, so I can come up there and stab their eyes out for you if you want. She's just a little girl for crying out loud.

Every male in the store between 13 and 20. And a couple outside that range. She's currently got her eyes on one a couple years older than she is. But he's getting ready to leave town for a couple of years, so he's not a real threat until he gets back.

Edit: Oh, and why do you have a lot of spare time?

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HeyJim wrote:


Every male in the store between 13 and 20. And a couple outside that range. She's currently got her eyes on one a couple years older than she is. But he's getting ready to leave town for a couple of years, so he's not a real threat until he gets back.

Yeah, well he better watch out. If you ever need one of them dealt with, I do have ence at that type of thing.

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Mac Boyce wrote:
When my little sister brought home her first boyfriend at the age of 14 (he was 17), my dad asked if I could pull out all my chef's knives and sharpen them in front of him as he gave the boy "the speech". She went on 1 date and no more with him. :D

*snicker* Ornamental daggers and real swords are funner!


qwigebo

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HeyJim wrote:

Edit: Oh, and why do you have a lot of spare time?

Spoiler:
The school an out of money and I got laid off.
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HeyJim wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
True story. My son was in the 3rd grade when a girl in his class named Marie comes up to hima and says "Zach, do you like cheerleaders? Because I'm a cheerleader."

Dayam! That's pretty cool.

My 12 yo daughter will be dating before my 15 yo son.

With my daughters the ruke is no dating until after you are married. :)

I wish that would work. I'm going to try the "mortify my daughter in front of her suitor" route and see if that works.

Just remember to promenantly display a gun in your living room. Preferably one tht causes a fist sized entry wound and a frozen turkey sized exit wound.
Either that or show them what a Hydra-flail will do to a watermelon. Then just ask say "Holy sh**!! can you imagine what that would do to someones head?"
When my little sister brought home her first boyfriend at the age of 14 (he was 17), my dad asked if I could pull out all my chef's knives and sharpen them in front of him as he gave the boy "the speech". She went on 1 date and no more with him. :D
*snicker* Ornamental daggers and real swords are funner!

Not when you are sharpening a butcher's cleaver and making comments about where a good place is to start cutting on a cow... *evil grin*

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David Fryer wrote:
HeyJim wrote:

Edit: Oh, and why do you have a lot of spare time?

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
Ouch! Hope you find another gig soon
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Duke Leto Atreides wrote:
The blood is always on your hands, even if you have someone else do the killing for you. Any leader who forgets that will inevitably become a tyrant.

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Not when you are sharpening a butcher's cleaver and making comments about where a good place is to start cutting on a cow... *evil grin*

Hmmm, could be true, but the look you get when you lovingly run a stone down the blade of a cutlass while quietly talking about how you expect him to treat your daughter is absolutely priceless. Mwaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Mmmm....cleaver.

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It appears that we may be interfering with the boards. It's a dream come true.

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David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:


I have no doubt about that. I might bring my kids with me to PaizoCon next year, so if you make it out there we can make introductions. :)
I'll plan on it. One question, does your daughter like sports?

Actually, she is quite the tomboy. So, yes. Her current "boyfriend" likes her because she'll climb trees with him at his house.


You may have noticed a new thread that is the successor of this one. I think we should keep this one going as long as we are allowed to, plus see how fast we can grow the other one. Do not let the censors silence you, power to the people! The more the merrier! Fight on! I'm Done! I have no more cheesy sayings to shout!

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David Fryer wrote:
It appears that we may be interfering with the boards. It's a dream come true.

Has Gary said our little thread is causing problems? Hee hee.

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:


I have no doubt about that. I might bring my kids with me to PaizoCon next year, so if you make it out there we can make introductions. :)
I'll plan on it. One question, does your daughter like sports?
Actually, she is quite the tomboy. So, yes. Her current "boyfriend" likes her because she'll climb trees with him at his house.

Good, because my son is all about sports. :)

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taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
It appears that we may be interfering with the boards. It's a dream come true.
Has Gary said our little thread is causing problems? Hee hee.

Not yet, I'm sure he has his hands full with other things right now.

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