SING, MY GLORIOUS CONCERTO OF MADNESS!!
I egged a gondolier.
Leave Spot alone!
We have a dog? What kind?
Leave Spot alone!We have a dog? What kind?
Pseudonatural, of course.
Leave Spot alone!We have a dog? What kind?
No, but you said:
Out, damn squirrel! Out!
which could only refer to my pet squirrel Spot. What did he ever do to you?
Leave Spot alone!We have a dog? What kind?No, but you said:
Out, damn squirrel! Out!which could only refer to my pet squirrel Spot. What did he ever do to you?
He didn't have to do anything. The only thing squirrels are good for is filling a stew pot.
ponders anything
I pondered something once...
I pondered something once...
Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.
I pondered something once...Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.
I thought it was a carrot.
Mmmmm......turtle and carrot stew.
Hmmm...
*eggs a guy named Stu*
I pondered something once...Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.
...And what come out of my knee cap, or navel?
He didn't have to do anything. The only thing squirrels are good for is filling a stew pot.Leave Spot alone!We have a dog? What kind?No, but you said:
Out, damn squirrel! Out!which could only refer to my pet squirrel Spot. What did he ever do to you?
Well obviously, he's my emergency food supply.
...And what come out of my knee cap, or navel?I pondered something once...Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.
I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore, nnnnooooo.
dances from one side of the thread to the other
Slams on the brakes and skids into the thread with flames lapping at his feet wearing a black sombrero, a loose sleeve shirt saying Paris, Las Vegas, carrying a large bag of pork-skin rinds, a half-eaten jumbo hot dog and a 2 liter bottle of Absolute Vodka. Hard liquor begins to gush onto the floor.
"Man, I love Sin City!"
Slams on the brakes and skids into the thread with flames lapping at his feet wearing a black sombrero, a loose sleeve shirt saying Paris, Las Vegas, carrying a large bag of pork-skin rinds, a half-eaten jumbo hot dog and a 2 liter bottle of Absolute Vodka. Hard liquor begins to gush onto the floor.
"Man, I love Sin City!"
{notices kidnapped and hogtied Nancy Callahan, attempts to re-kidnap her...}
Sup?
*eggs CrimJ*
Sup?*eggs CrimJ*
Dogpile!
*eggs CrimJ*
Mmmmm...caviar.
gets out a bucket and fills it with water
sets the bucket down
gets out his fishing rod
starts fishing in the bucket
sees Potato with bucket
pulls out frying pan
pulls out bundle of sticks
sets bundle of sticks down
holds frying pan over bundle of sticks
I just got back from North Las Vegas Justice Court. I disguised myself as a human then "egged" everyone in the building. It was a chaotic day in a court of law. Oh what's cookin'? Need a hand. Throws a human hand into the skillet with garlic and chives.
catapults into thread wearing a McDonalds uniform and hard hat, carrying a half-eaten Big Mac in one hand, and a jug of moonshine in the other
I just got back from North Las Vegas Justice Court. I disguised myself as a human then "egged" everyone in the building. It was a chaotic day in a court of law. Oh what's cookin'? Need a hand. Throws a human hand into the skillet with garlic and chives.
Excellent, now I just need some olive oil and some peppers.
*tosses in pepper juice and a jar of olives*
Mmmmm.....jars.
Glass adds an extra special flavoring you just can't get anywhere else.
Very true. And I find that glass made with different sands can be very interesting.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
*Repudiates Macaroni Slaad for being Pasta*
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Let's egg them!
Wow these mushrooms are good.
MMmmmmm......shrooms.
Pasta monkey refudiate elucidate birdhouse gouda weekend where captain monk pulse mustache?
Pasta monkey refudiate elucidate birdhouse gouda weekend where captain monk pulse mustache?
Masterpiece conundrum hobart forgets taco. Also, sign language.
Pasta monkey refudiate elucidate birdhouse gouda weekend where captain monk pulse mustache?Masterpiece conundrum hobart forgets taco. Also, sign language.
ROTFLMAO! No one tells a joke like you, Sal.
ROTFLMAO! No one tells a joke like you, Sal.Pasta monkey refudiate elucidate birdhouse gouda weekend where captain monk pulse mustache?Masterpiece conundrum hobart forgets taco. Also, sign language.
Everyone likes to chortle at my boners.
Click the link, I dare ya.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!*Repudiates Macaroni Slaad for being Pasta*
I think you have me confused for someone else.
This is the best thread ever.