PURPLE!!!!
gah, it's been raining for two weeks straight. No I will have to picnic on indoors if the weather doesn't clear up soon.
On the upside: I get to canoe to work.
Brillo Pads!
Where my turkeys at?
Meow.
gah, it's been raining for two weeks straight. No I will have to picnic on indoors if the weather doesn't clear up soon.
On the upside: I get to canoe to work.
If you see a hipster riding a fixie, egg him once for me.
PANCAKES!!!!!
Brillo Pads!
You are speaking of scrubbing and steel wool,
Bhut all I am seeing is the female genitalia of decades past.If you are not being fond of such thing, jolokia change in era means a change in grooming.
*spontaneous combustion*
*tumbles into thread*
*dusts self off
*pulls out a tricycle*
*eats tricycle*
*gets on imaginary horse*
Hi Ho Silver, Away!
*gallops off*
In my mind I'm going to Carolinaaaa.....
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DAMN YOU PHRG!!!!
shakes fist
Who?DAMN YOU PHRG!!!!
shakes fist
It's the Pointy-Headed Radioactive Gerbils... evil bastards! {shakes foot}
It's the Pointy-Headed Radioactive Gerbils... evil bastards! {shakes foot}Who?DAMN YOU PHRG!!!!
shakes fist
I hate those things.
PRETZELS!!!
VIOLIN!
Oh, play me some mountain music
Like grandma and grandpa used to play
Then I'll float on down the river
To a Cajun hideaway
Drift away like Tom Sawyer
Ride a raft with ol' Huck Finn
Take a nap like rip van winkle
Daze dreamin' again
Oh, play me some mountain music
Like grandma and grandpa used to play
Then I'll float on down the river
To a Cajun hideaway
Swim across the river, just to prove that I'm a man
Spend the day bein' lazy, just bein' nature's friend
Climb a long tall hickory, bend it over, skinnin' cats
Playin' baseball with chert rocks, using sawmill slabs for bats
Play some back-home, come-on music
That comes from the heart
Play something with lots of feelin'
'Cause that's where music has to start
Oh, play me some mountain music
Like grandma and grandpa used to play
Then I'll float on down the river
To a Cajun hideaway, hey hey
Oh, play me mountain music
Oh, play me mountain music
Oh, play me mountain music
Oh, play, yeah, yeah, yeah
Laundry.
does the China Shop Dance
RING!
does the China Shop Dance
mahnamahna
Do doo be-do-do
manahmanah
Do doo be-do do
Phyllis Diller.
Hey, I found this book called the Unaussprechlichen Kulten. Anybody read German?
Hey, I found this book called the Unaussprechlichen Kulten. Anybody read German?
Nein.
What about Latin? I've got this other musty old tome called Cthäat Aquadingen.
Mustache Power!
Mustache powder!
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I have to pee, but if I hold it in for long enough I'll gain the power of Bear Grylls!
Short lake story on the old rake. Time to drop the car on the Tuesday. That's what she said. Print for kind lions who like to have thier toenails looked at. Hey! What is the frequency, Kevin? For far too forward freedom has been framed.
I ate a fern.
What can we slaads do to prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
Egg them!
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yes, thank you. anyone else?
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yes, thank you. anyone else?
Place ramps everywhere and skate over them
Or
Engage them in a dance fight, loser has to leave town
What can we slaads do to prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
Zombie Apocalypse? Are you sure? Some of those guys seem awful nice....
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yes, thank you. anyone else?Place ramps everywhere and skate over them
Or
Engage them in a dance fight, loser has to leave town
Would it be like the movie Bring It On?