Bitter.
Objection.
Cornucopia!
Acornucopious!
Acupuncture!
Assimilated.
Antipathetic.
Anorexic.
Sorry for not being a slaad, but I couldn't resist.
...and now, let the vomit roll...
Sousaphone!
Had we been banished, we wouldn't be here. It would have been far too lawful to comply with banishment.
I always found a garlic-heavy mix to suit me best.
I like to have my leafy greens coated in a nice dretching.
Did someone say dredging?
I have to get dredged of Poodle Hair every once and a while.
*Wipes his feet on spotty*
Ah, much better.
Did someone say dredging?
{sings (badly):}
Psychopomp dug a grave in a slaadi marshLovely Chaos now infecting his heart
Mud flowed up into Pomp's pyjammas
He totally confused all the passing bananas
He's Pomp, he's Pomp
He's in our thread
He's Pomp, he's Pomp, he's Pomp
He might be dead
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Leans in a chair in a corner of the thread reading a thick book called Senseless dysfunctional government by B. Obama
{Leans in a chair in a different corner of the thread reading an atlas with the words "'Places to Do It' by D. Anklebiter" scribbled on the cover in crayon}
{Leans in a chair in a different corner of the thread reading an atlas with the words "'Places to Do It' by D. Anklebiter" scribbled on the cover in crayon}
A goblin reading. There you have it. Only in the Slaad Thread, folks. Take that, convention, yeeesssss.
Odd, the only words in this book are: "I will not compromise." It's printed over and over and over again.
Someone named H. Reed - Obstructionist, has their autograph on the dedication page.
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Take your politicking someplace else.
I am being upset that the egging of the interdimension explorers is being delayed because of inadequate funding. Is it not being possible to pay in Inevitable remains for fresh targets?
Could be, who wants to pay Barter & Tender?
dashes through the thread dragging a purple koala
That's my job!
He took ur job!
We have jobs? Err, well, you all have jobs?
Yes, I'm Lord Inquisitor, Spicy over there is Head Manager of the Dragging-exotically-colored-Creatures-Department, and Potato is a freelance Jobstealer.
He's doing it wrong! He's supposed to drag the purple koala in a zig-zag fashion. A straight line indicates, gasp inclinatiosn towards law.
{backstabs a box of Captain Crunch cereal for 5x damage}
Startled
What..? Did that box do to you?
It came with a copy of F.A.T.A.L. as the toy surprise. {stabs box again}
Carry on.
Fallacious Asinine Trick Argumentation Laws?
Yes, I'm Lord Inquisitor, Spicy over there is Head Manager of the Dragging-exotically-colored-Creatures-Department, and Potato is a freelance Jobstealer.
My job is that I am Meat Popsicle.
I thought you were on vacation in Elysium.
Emphasis on "were"?
Werewolves? Where? Wolves? Men that are wolves? Many wolves. Everywhere. Many men. That is enough for M'aiq.
Growls at M'aiq
*bursts out of the bathroom mirror and runs through three closets*
Look out, lawbot coming through, expulsion imminent, all's fair in chaos and helicopters!
*jumps out the front window and slides under the porch before disappearing into an astral blip*
BOOOOOOOM !
The mirror litteraly explodes out of its frame as a bio-mechanical golden monster crashes in the bathroom.
It bounces on the walls, almost breaking them in the process without suffering so much as a dent on its star-metal shell. Then it stabilizes, hovering in mid-air while considering its options.
A mini-gun suddenly emerges from its thoracic region and locks itself in place with a vicious clicking sound.
CHAK-CHAK-CHAK !
The front door is instantly vaporized, and the Grim Bucko crosses it with a supersonic thunder, flying outside.
"ENSIRIOOOOOOOOO !".
Its scream faints in the distance.
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What the f-ck?! THAT! WAS! MY! FAVORITE! DOOR!
Maelstrom-damned neighbors. Seriously.
AS A MEMBER OF THE FULLY MECHANICAL COMMUNITY THIS UNIT ESTIMATES THE NECESSITY TO ADRESS UNIT DESIGNATED GR1M BUCK0'S BEHAVIOR
THIS UNIT SEEKS TO ENSURE SLAAD UNITS SUCH BEHAVIOR IS NOT TYPICAL FOR MECHANOID UNITS AND IS CLEARLY CAUSED BY UNIT DESIGNATED GR1M BUCK0'S BIOLOGICAL PARTS