THIS UNIT HAS RETURNED FROM HOLIDAY
THIS UNIT HAS MADE SIGNIFICANT CHANGES TO UNITSELF AS WELL. THIS UNIT IS NOW A ZESTY SRIRACHA FLAVOR
Spicy.
That's my first name.
Yeeesssss.
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That'sa spicy Slaad.
My first name is Ferd.
Did you say fart? I thought I smelled something funny.
THIS UNIT WAS MANUFACTURED WITH NO FIRST NAME
THIS UNIT IS ALSO PLEASED THAT UNITSELF WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SMELL
Your unit smells delicious.
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooooh that smell
The smell of Chaos surrounds you!
I can smell the writing on the wall and that time is petunia time.
*break dances*
*breaks vase*
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*leaves thread*
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I can smell the writing on the wall and that time is petunia time.
{wakes up} Snnnnnrk, wha-? Oh, I'm still here. Nuts.
Me too.
D0R1T0 should probably have some nuts with his bolts.
Squish.
Not you again.
*piddles*
*piddles*
AAAAAAAAAAH! Wait, that poodle must clearly be a hallucination. I guess I should'a expected some downside when I started freebasing pop rocks and espresso beans.
THIS UNIT REQUIRES MORE NUTS
Sandwich.
This nut requires more units.
Has anybody seen mine?
What's the deal with the country of Mendev and their crusades?
Too lawful for my tastes.
We should go on a crusade to raid the fridge.
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THIS UNIT WOULD ENJOY A FRIDGE RAID
OR THE SLAAD UNITS COULD TAKE OVER AN OVEN IN THE NETHERLANDS
Why not both, yeeessss?
Nice idea GN, we can store the eggings in the oven and incubate the eggings in the fridge. I hope that fridge has beer. Stong Netherland beer.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Negative on the Netherlands' oven(s) plan. I've heard they only run on methane.
I'm for a fridge raid for beer. Maybe in Belgium? Bourdain said they make excellent French fries out of real French people.
I prefer Scotch or Irish Whiskey made out of Scots and the Irish respectively.
Methane never hurt anybody, but I'll head South of the Netherlands and go for the German Beers. A little goose-stepping Nazi fascism in my beverages never hurt anybody.
Heck, I may "egg" St. Pauli's Girl if I can find her.
*lights the fuse on the cabana kegs*
It's been too silent in this thread for far too long, yeeesssss.
Methane never hurt anybody, but I'll head South of the Netherlands and go for the German Beers. A little goose-stepping Nazi fascism in my beverages never hurt anybody.
Heck, I may "egg" St. Pauli's Girl if I can find her.
Why would you look for nazi beer in Belgium?
Silly squirrel, that's the last place anyone would look.
GO TEAM CHAOS!!!!
That's not a squirrel, it's a giraffe. I can tell by the bushy tail.
It's pretty damn clear to me too!
Squarf?
*attempts to pet blind squirrel, misses and falls into vat of catsup*
Ketchup...
Catsup...
Ketchup...
Catsup...
Hmmm....
Cats up, I say!
Cetchup.
Smashed Tomatoes!
I can dice them for you if you want me too.
{grinds Hank Ketcham into a tomato-based condiment} Mmmm, this will be tasty on a fresh batch of pommes frys.
Mustard.
Walks around the thread with cloth pins fastened to his nose
Smells like it.
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ALERT SOYLENT COLOR OUT OF SPACE IS UNITS DESIGNATED SLAADS
More like the Smell Out of Space, but hey, that's chaos for ya.
Those soylants are okay if you put the right condoms on them.
ALERT SOYLENT COLOR OUT OF SPACE IS UNITS DESIGNATED SLAADS
Green slaads?
Why yes, along with black, white, blue, red, pink, orange, and the ever-groovy psychedelic Slaads. The later was the rage in 68, 69. 70.
I'm Groovy and Loaded!
Sour.