Pimp My Combine Harvester!
Pimp My Combine Harvester!
We've been beaten to it (parts 2, 3, and 4).
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No harvester is complete until it has a built-in wood shipper for disposing of bodies.
Oooo, a wood shipper would be nifty!
Poplar Loves Pine: A Knotty Tale
Her Safeword Was "80 Grit"
My Beaver Can't Get Enough Ed Wood
Looking For Splinters In All The Wrong Places
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We should egg Chuck Tingle. Or some Country & Western musicians.
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In Limbo, when we make a typo, we roll with it. Wood shippers it is!
"Wooden sh!ts, on the water, very free and easy"
David! Graham! Stephen!
You're disgusting. Report to Githzerai Monastery #302561 for re-education this minute, or we'll cut off all your hair, see if we don't.
Whoa. The Slaadi are restless tonight.
Big Labor Day Weekend coming up soonish. Looking forward to all the picnics and grill gatherings!
>_>
<_<
{quietly eats bag of Raisinets away from shaming eyes}
Yeah...those aren't Raisinets. I've been using that bag to clean up after the bunny.
*wiggles nose, hops around, makes more "Raisinets"*
*is so cute you want to rip out your eyes*
sings and breakdances
Bahaasnidep!
I don't feel tardy.
But Tardy wants you to!
In Soviet Russia, Ydrat feels you!
"Ydrrrat and Double Ydrrrat!"
Box stroller hat circus?
Fat-free mahogany dragoon spray
Or.....!
Less chitchat. More eggings.
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>_>
<_<
{quietly removes "Do Not Remove" tags from mattress and pillow} Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
That is pretty extreme. Even I have my limits.
Chitty chitty chat chat!
>_>
<_<
{jaywalks slightly outside crosswalk}
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moonwaddles
This is the best thread ever.
I see the Sea Wizard's Tower!
I hear what you did there.
{Slaadles on a random pid}
Pull your shirt down!
Butter your kilt!
Don't bring anything downstairs!
That's what she said.
No, your line was 'Let us close up this breach with our English muffins'
(That's what Tossed Slaad said)
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
{scratches metal speedo, practices villainous sneering}
*slow clap*
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Teeptoe
Through the bean curd
Een the boiler
Of the matador
Come, fondle
A gravel snadwich
hWeeth me
(Come go weeth me!)
Thank the Lords of Chaos for the south. With the weather still warm down there, I'm still getting taken to some weekend picnics and tailgating.
Well done, colleague.
Soon the whole of the United States will be in our starchy power.
Enjoy yourselves while you still can, fleshbags
Don't worry. This fleshbag enjoys himself constantly. It's a miracle I haven't gone blind.
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Well done, colleague.
Soon the whole of the United States will be in our starchy power.
Enjoy yourselves while you still can, fleshbags
SEE! I warned everyone almost six years ago, but noooooo, they all thought I was crazy. Crazy!
May a moody baby doom a yam!
}}}}Scratches his walnuts{{{{
Seriously! What did you think I was doing?!
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Tudey ve-a cuuk cunneebel style-a. Ve-a joost teke-a zee sleed igg und poot it intu zee oofer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Veeet fur zee igg tu hetch. Oouh, it's keecking eruoond inseede-a zee oofee! Get zee oofee meet, sleede-a oooot zee sleed, und skooer! Zeen Teste-a!
Mmmmhh, sleed's a speecy meetbell! Bork! Bork! Bork!
It's-a Kevin Spacey Matzoh Balls!
Or is it just the way he's sitting?