Macaroni Slaad wrote: *hands box to Ensirio*
Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.
So if I get it wet, I have to feed it after midnight? Got it.
Now. Now. Share like the slaadlings.
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I don't think they are a model to aspire to. One of the slaadlings took its litter-mate's rubber gasket, and it was found days later with its egg sac stuffed into its cranium.
...And then there were 2d4 - 1 ⇒ (4, 4) - 1 = 7 slaadlings.
sings and dances
I GOTTA BE ME!! I GOTTA BE YOU!! OR MAYBE SOME OTHER PERSON YESTERDAY, WHEN ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO THROUGH THE NETHER!!!
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Tossed Slaad wrote: I don't think they are a model to aspire to. One of the slaadlings took its litter-mate's rubber gasket, and it was found days later with its egg sac stuffed into its cranium.
...And then there were 2d4-1 slaadlings.
{wakes up in bathtub filled with ice} Owww! One of them slaadlings stole my squeedly-spooch! {wells up in tears} I'm so proud.
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Little known fact: 2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 Slaadlings are licensed sturgeons.
*sings*
Like a sturgeon.
Swimmin' for the very first time.
Like a stur-er-er-geon.
Got yer caviar, on my mind.
*fades out*
THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET....
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: I don't think they are a model to aspire to. One of the slaadlings took its litter-mate's rubber gasket, and it was found days later with its egg sac stuffed into its cranium.
...And then there were 2d4-1 slaadlings. {wakes up in bathtub filled with ice} Owww! One of them slaadlings stole my squeedly-spooch! {wells up in tears} I'm so proud. A wonderful beginning to a full, fulfilling life of crime, yeeesssss. I need to think of a good gift.
Potato Slaad wrote: THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET.... Who came riding to Slaadrun from old Rorikslaad.
Shrimp Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET.... Who came riding to Slaadrun from old Rorikslaad. Did he make the Slaadrun in twelve Protesecs?
No, because the slaadrun is 13 protesecs long.
Protesecs is a unit of chaos.
I flibberty gibbeted a unit tomorrow......
Infinity is soooooo predictable.
Who is this "she" person, and why has she said so many things?
*2d4 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6 Slaadlings are pondering philosophically (or possibly philosophizing ponderously).*
She is we, as you are yesterday, as we are all flabbergasted.
Bah! Vulcans and their logic.
The last time I egged a Vulcan, I gave birth to a volcano 9 months later.
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I am the eggslaad, we are the eggslaad
Potato am the Batman, groot groot groot joob
Groot Groot Groot Joob was most excellent in that one film, yeeeesssss.
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote: I am the eggslaad, we are the eggslaad
Potato am the Batman, groot groot groot joob
I am the eggslaad,
I am the eggslaad,
I am the walrus!
goo goo g'joob!
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Tossed Slaad wrote: The last time I egged a Vulcan, I gave birth to a volcano 9 months later. Looking back, I wonder whether this actually had something to do with that late night snack at Taco Bell.
Or maybe the late night Bell snack?
loses interest in the chaos thread. F5s a fresh cadaver on the table and performs forensic surgery. Rearranges organs as he sees fit.
No no no, the spleen goes next to the shin bone like in the song. Or is it the kidney goes next to the medulla oblongata?
*sings to self*
Yes, it's definitely add 3 parts Tabasco to 4 parts melted crayons.
You guys share my alignment?
We share eggs; eggs and bacon; eggs sausage and bacon; eggs and eggs; eggs bacon and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs bacon and eggs; eggs sausage eggs eggs bacon eggs tomato and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and eggs.
Yeeesssss.
Gentleman Nurn wrote: We share eggs; eggs and bacon; eggs sausage and bacon; eggs and eggs; eggs bacon and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs bacon and eggs; eggs sausage eggs eggs bacon eggs tomato and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and eggs.
Yeeesssss.
ooh! Sounds tasty! Are you tasty? You look tasty. Mind if I take a bite?
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Gentleman Nurn wrote: We share eggs; eggs and bacon; eggs sausage and bacon; eggs and eggs; eggs bacon and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs bacon and eggs; eggs sausage eggs eggs bacon eggs tomato and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and eggs.
Yeeesssss.
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,
EGGITY EGGS! EGGITY EGGS!
What's it got in its pocketses?
Potato Slaad wrote: What's it got in its pocketses? A group of Vikings wrote: Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,
EGGITY EGGS! EGGITY EGGS!
But....but.....what about the flower? How will we bake a cake without the flour?
I have a flower. It's shiny and when I pin it to my collar it lets me sneeze fireballs.
I gleam. I radiate pure light like a million stars reflected in a foil pie-dish stapled to Ted Nugent's freshly waxed forehead.
"Flute Slaad", you ask, "How do you stay so shiny?"
Well, I'm glad you asked me that.
I DRINK T-CUT. LOVELY, LOVELY T-CUT. PUNGENT, SPICY T-CUT. TANGY, TOOTHSOME T-CUT.
Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't find any of this flattering. You need to do better.
*drops a safe on Shrimp Slaad*
Oh you're such a flattener!
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote: I am the eggslaad, we are the eggslaad
Potato am the Batman, groot groot groot joob
You called?
Potato Slaad wrote: But....but.....what about the flower? How will we bake a cake without the flour? {fearfully hides under sink}
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Now good little boys and girls do *not* put the sphere of annihilation into the pig!
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