My wife was just reading through one of her LiveJournal games, and came across this, which someone had posted as a link to a funny site.
Now, we did actually (skim) read through this, and it is definitely worth having a laugh at. It's like someone put a purple prose fantasy story in the blender with a 2nd edition DMG and some pictures of jewellery... definitely worth reading for entertainment value.
A+++ Funniest item on eBay!!![/stupid eBay feedback]
Oh, for pete's sake...
Every time I start to regain a bit of confidence in the intelligence of the general public, something like that auction comes up.