Dagnabbit! Them hippehs wuz prolleh tempted bah yer lady-lahk wahls. They gots ta keep ther hands off yer!
Dang hippehs! Ah know Mammeh is raht perty, but yer cain't go slippin her roofehs.
Nex one a yall hippehs Ah see roun here is gettin a mouthful o buckshot.