Hey, welcome, litter boxes third door on the right, the Giant Eagle Stables can be found right outside.
The bar is currently full, but if you manage to get rid of someone else, there should be room. NO KILLING PLEASE!
*looks around* Nice place. Do you have any catnip?
*looks around* Nice place. Do you have any catnip?
Yeah, it's hidden under the seat cushions. Don't tell anyone!
I'm a giant eagle, really.
I'm a giant eagle, really.
ATTACK, MEN!!!! GET THE FOOD!
*Berserking kittens leap on their giant eagles and attack the seagull*
Fly, fly as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken Seagull man.
Fly, fly as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken Seagull man.
While we have giant eagles. The odds be against ye. *Slices at seagull*
My fellow poodles needed me.
At least that is what I keep telling myself.
Men, the Jacks plan on attacking the Knights. While they do this, though, their own place shall be left vulnerable. If we play our cards right, we should be able to get past that chimpanzee and be gone with enough ale to last us a lifetime before they know what hit them.
Men, the Jacks plan on attacking the Knights. While they do this, though, their own place shall be left vulnerable. If we play our cards right, we should be able to get past that chimpanzee and be gone with enough ale to last us a lifetime before they know what hit them.
I wouldn't count on it!
While they do this, though, their own place shall be left vulnerable.
Feel free to raid our lair of squeaky toys and milk bones. We welcome our new fellow furry friends.
Attack, men! To the Jacks!
I think I'm going to be sick...
What a sorry lot. The agency sent me over to get you straightened out. How they expect me to turn you into secret agents is anyone's guess.
What a sorry lot. The agency sent me over to get you straightened out. How they expect me to turn you into secret agents is anyone's guess.
Now that you've told them it's no longer a secret is it?
Only from the other cults. Sheesh, do I have to explain everything?
Alright kitties, we have our first mission. The Borg are trying to take over the Place of The Winds. We must stop them, or we will never have birds to chase again.
we will allow you to have species 1444...we can talk price
We would rather use you as scratching posts.
You
could
try
They attacked first
so now we shall see
Can't a collective send probes and scout areas out for resource use without unprovoked attacks
Well how would you feel if a bunch of cats started snooping around your backyard for the sole purpose of deciding whether it's worth their time to kill you?
We would see no points cats are incapable of such action there for Irrelevant
Besides if they had not attacked there was not much else that we could use....now there is
Well how would you feel if a bunch of cats started snooping around your backyard for the sole purpose of deciding whether it's worth their time to kill you?
Ignore him, we have a plan.
*Other cat walks in*Say, sir, I found this odd seagull skull in the thieves' place. Should I throw it away?
No, keep it. Maybe we can sell it to the avians.
Yes, keep it.
we keep clones of Species 047 they are useful...would you like one
we keep clones of Species 047 they are useful...would you like one
He's still being delusional, don't mind him!
Hey guys, look what I got for the seagull's skull from the avians. Indicates a horde a dragon would be jealous of. We should see if we can buy the Jack's clubhouse.
Hey guys, look what I got for the seagull's skull from the avians. Indicates a horde a dragon would be jealous of. We should see if we can buy the Jack's clubhouse.
Nay, we shall spend this all on ale!
*Viking kittens go to tavern*
Hey guys, look what I got for the seagull's skull from the avians. Indicates a horde a dragon would be jealous of. We should see if we can buy the Jack's clubhouse.
The Clubhouse is not for sale. However Panama Jack is always looking for additions to his collection should you desire to take up 'residence'...
Hey guys, look what I got for the seagull's skull from the avians. Indicates a horde a dragon would be jealous of. We should see if we can buy the Jack's clubhouse.Nay, we shall spend this all on ale!
*Viking kittens go to tavern*
We should at least get some scratching posts and catnip for the crash pad with it.
Bad kittys! bad kitys! back to the layer or no milk for you!
Bad kittys! bad kitys! back to the layer or no milk for you!
*Glares*
Send forth the shaman!*A black kitten steps forward, covered in mouse and rat fur. The aged kitten speaks in the language of magic, banishing the demon to the Abyss*
It is done, Oberjarl.
Phfff as if....check the name Demon LORD Like a pitiful shaman can banish me as if...but looky and kitty shaman for my very own, and I will love him and feed him and hug him all to pieces
With a fiendish laugh the demon lord grabs the shaman, throws out fists full of tribbles and vanish's to some cheesy porn music
Phfff as if....check the name Demon LORD Like a pitiful shaman can banish me as if...but looky and kitty shaman for my very own, and I will love him and feed him and hug him all to pieces
With a fiendish laugh the demon lord grabs the shaman, throws out fists full of tribbles and vanish's to some cheesy porn music
Meanwhile, on the Abyss, the Tribble Lord yells in annoyance as the kitten shaman blasts him away. He then teleports back.
Oh no he don't ...aura of catnip, naked succubi and endless pools of cream keep him very distracted
We even give him sm>ufs to eat and torment...what more can a cat want?
humm I do think a layer thread is over do
Oh no he don't ...aura of catnip, naked succubi and endless pools of cream keep him very distracted
We even give him sm>ufs to eat and torment...what more can a cat want?
I am not attracted to human desires. Catnip is a dangerous drug, which should be taken by none. My cream I shall earn properly, for sloth wrath and greed are the greatest of sins. I shall not torment other creatures needlessly.
The ancient kitten glares at the demon. I am incredibly powerful, creature. I have learned the art of shamanism for centuries. Do not trifle with me. Do not trifle with my fellow kittens. We are not yours.Anyways, we will get hair on your carpet.
We are not yours.
Anyways, we will get hair on your carpet.[/i]
Heh Demon Lord of Tribbles. Your no fun,I can fix that sin is gooood, sin is fun. Besides I am only gonna keep a few, someone needs to eat the tribbles and the succubi are kinky and into that kind of thing....try it your like it
And ya think I would get a whole layer if I couldn't hold one wittle kitty lol
I will let you go kitty kitty as you amuse me, and are soooooooooo cute when angry, I just want to rub your wittle ears
We are not yours.
Anyways, we will get hair on your carpet.[/i]Heh Demon Lord of Tribbles. Your no fun,I can fix that sin is gooood, sin is fun. Besides I am only gonna keep a few, someone needs to eat the tribbles and the succubi are kinky and into that kind of thing....try it your like it
And ya think I would get a whole layer if I couldn't hold one wittle kitty lol
I will let you go kitty kitty as you amuse me, and are soooooooooo cute when angry, I just want to rub your wittle ears
Find a hellcat.
Ya know thats a good ideal...heh want me to hind ya a she hellcat?
Sill a kitty army would have been awesome
Walks in and kicks over a small viking statue.
~Places a small crystal in the ground"man you guys sure could use some litter around this place."
*Vanishes in a puff of smoke
Beware, my Lord Oberjarl. I sense power. And Danger. It may not be from the crystal, though. The crystal may be protection.
*Casts augury on crystal*I sense it is safe. It protects us. Keep it safe.