~That's not the Jack you're looking for~
"What was I saying?" *looks confused*
Shrugs and heads back into the room with the others. "Now what are the rulesh again?"
(Grumbles to himself)...high alcohol intake seems to play havoc with jedi mind tricks...
*comes out of LJ's room naked and trying to conceal himself as feminine giggling is heard in the background* Those $#@%^$ nymphs hustled me!
*comes out of LJ's room naked and trying to conceal himself as feminine giggling is heard in the background* Those $#@%^$ nymphs hustled me!
GI Joe Butt!
What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate..
What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate..
"Then they're really the wrong type for the Clubhouse. You should really try the Acme brand. They hold up pretty good."
*comes out of LJ's room naked and trying to conceal himself as feminine giggling is heard in the background* Those $#@%^$ nymphs hustled me!GI Joe Butt!
Yeah, I know. Thankfully, I don't look like a Ken doll up front.
What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate..
"Hey, DJ, can you play some dance music? *hic* The girls really want to dance. *hic* Oh, tequila always gives me the hiccups. I need some water."
She looks a little less drunk than the last time she came out of her room, and you'd guess she probably used a little lipstick of sobriety.
What the heck happened here!?!? Come on guys! Watch the speakers.. Those are delicate.."Hey, DJ, can you play some dance music? *hic* The girls really want to dance. *hic* Oh, tequila always gives me the hiccups. I need some water."
She looks a little less drunk than the last time she came out of her room, and you'd guess she probably used a little lipstick of sobriety.
Sure thing LJ.. Care to get up on the table to dance? :)
Sure thing LJ.. Care to get up on the table to dance? :)
*looks around at beer cans littering the floor.*
"That might actually be the only option. Hey girls, time for dancing."The three celestial nymphs come out still giggling. One of them is still holding a bottle of tequila which they pass between them.
The nymphs climb onto the table, pulling LJ up with them, and start dancing.
Avatar violation in Aisle 3!
Red lights begin to flash in the main room, which the nymphs mistake for party lights.
The nymphs climb onto the table, pulling LJ up with them, and start dancing.
I think we should have a wet T-shirt contest!
Avatar violation in Aisle 3!
Red lights begin to flash in the main room, which the nymphs mistake for party lights.
Aww come on.. take it easy officer.. i'm at work! lol
I think we should have a wet T-shirt contest!
But we don't have T-shirts. *giggle*
But we don't have T-shirts. *giggle*I think we should have a wet T-shirt contest!
DJ lowers the volume slightly
"Would any of the ladies be up for nude oil wrestling? Winner gets to take home a cash prize or their pick of gentlemen for the night!" DJ points to the 10x10 inflatable pool with a layer of baby oil coating the bottom, several feet from the DJ's table.
"Come on ladies.. we need 2 volunteers" DJ smiles
DJ lowers the volume slightly
"Would any of the ladies be up for nude oil wrestling? Winner gets to take home a cash prize or their pick of gentlemen for the night!" DJ points to the 10x10 inflatable pool with a layer of baby oil coating the bottom, several feet from the DJ's table.
"Come on ladies.. we need 2 volunteers" DJ smiles
Ask us again after another bottle of tequila. *giggle*
Speaking of which, somebody hand up another bottle. We're out again.
"Someone get the nymphs another bottle! Stat!"
DJ lowers the volume slightly
"Would any of the ladies be up for nude oil wrestling? Winner gets to take home a cash prize or their pick of gentlemen for the night!" DJ points to the 10x10 inflatable pool with a layer of baby oil coating the bottom, several feet from the DJ's table.
"Come on ladies.. we need 2 volunteers" DJ smiles
Ask us again after another bottle of tequila. *giggle*
Speaking of which, somebody hand up another bottle. We're out again.
Wow, you girls drink more than Frat Jack.
"Someone get the nymphs another bottle! Stat!"
I'm on it! *Hands the nymphs more tequila*
"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."
"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."
Shhh...of course the camera for Feys Gone Wild is excluded
"Someone get the nymphs another bottle! Stat!"I'm on it! *Hands the nymphs more tequila*
Thank you!
*they go back to drinking and dancing.*
"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."
Good idea DJ. We can't let any more embarrassing photos leak out such as the last one with our esteemed leader in panties.
"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."Shhh...of course the camera for Feys Gone Wild is excluded
Of course!
"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."Shhh...of course the camera for Feys Gone Wild is excluded
Do we have exclusive rights to that..?
Do we have exclusive rights to that..?"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."Shhh...of course the camera for Fey Gone Wild is excluded
Of course. Along with the Dark & Stormy Knights trademark. Panama set us up.
Of course. Along with the Dark & Stormy Knights trademark. Panama set us up.Do we have exclusive rights to that..?"Just a warning, all electronic devices will be checked upon entrance. We don't want any pics leaking to the public. What happens in the clubhouse, stays in the clubhouse."Shhh...of course the camera for Feys Gone Wild is excluded
Btw, where is Panama? I haven't seen my old friend in a long time.
Tired of waiting for Jackin' Ape's return serve, Roy Jack strides into the club. He spies on the nymphs and Jill.
"Hey ladies!" He grows provocatively.
Tired of waiting for Jackin' Ape's return serve, Roy Jack strides into the club. He spies on the nymphs and Jill.
"Hey ladies!" He grows provocatively.
"Hey, Roy. Want to dance with us?" *giggle*
"Hey, Roy. Want to dance with us?" *giggle*Tired of waiting for Jackin' Ape's return serve, Roy Jack strides into the club. He spies on the nymphs and Jill.
"Hey ladies!" He grows provocatively.
"Thought you would never ask." Roy Jack quickly assumes his human form and joins Lynora-Jill.
"Thought you would never ask." Roy Jack quickly assumes his human form and joins Lynora-Jill.Roy-Jack has a human form???
Kinda. He still sheds.
Kinda. He still sheds."Thought you would never ask." Roy Jack quickly assumes his human form and joins Lynora-Jill.Roy-Jack has a human form???
"I'm a lycanthrope. Sort of..."
"Hey ladies! Did you know that I can go all night like a lumber-Jack?"
"Hey ladies! Did you know that I can go all night like a lumber-Jack?"
"Well then, come and dance with us." *round of giggles*
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Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
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Nursing the effects of a wild time. Monetaraly obviously because of my high tolerance to alcohol. Hey who took my stash of Tequilla?
Nursing the effects of a wild time. Monetaraly obviously because of my high tolerance to alcohol. Hey who took my stash of Tequilla?
"Sorry about that. We really like tequila."
Snores under a pile of dirty clothes
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Turkey Veggie Potato Bake
Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Au Gratin Potatoes
• 2 cups cubed cooked turkey
• 2 cups peas, frozen, thawed or canned, drained
• 2 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 1/2 teaspoon ground thyme
• 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Place potato slices, turkey and peas into ungreased 2 to 2 1/2-quart casserole baking dish. Mix gently.
2. COMBINE sauce mix, water, milk, butter and thyme in 2-quart saucepan. Bring just to a boil, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat and pour sauce over potato mixture in casserole dish.
3. BAKE 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake 1 to 2 minutes more or until cheese is melted. Let stand 5 minutes before serving to thicken sauce.
Yield: 4 Servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 35 min
Huh? whaa? Snacks?
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Portobello and Maple Pork Stew
Ingredients:
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
OR Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray, if using slow cooker
• 2 pounds pork shoulder, trimmed and cut into 3/4-inch cubes
• 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped yellow onions
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 2 teaspoons ground sage
• 1 (5/8 oz.) packet Pillsbury Brown Gravy Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 2 cups water
• 1 (8 oz.) package sliced baby portobello mushrooms or white mushrooms
• Hot cooked egg noodles (optional)
Preparation Directions:
STOVETOP METHOD
1. HEAT oil in Dutch Oven over medium high heat until shimmering. Season meat with salt and pepper. Brown meat in two batches. Remove to plate. Cook and stir onions, adding more oil if necessary, just until soft. Return meat to pot.
2. STIR in flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup and water. Bring stew to a boil. Reduce to a simmer. Cover and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Stir in mushrooms, continuing to simmer until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy and serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.
SLOW COOKER METHOD
1. OMIT the oil. Instead, spray slow cooker with no-stick cooking spray.
2. SEASON meat cubes with salt and pepper. Place meat, onions, flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup, water and mushrooms in slow cooker. Stir to combine.
3. COVER and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy. Serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs 45 min
We can do it, just be your asinine selves.
Like this? *backhands Borg Jack* HEHEHEHEH!