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I need a Jack-n-Coke, or something to wake me up... along with a good breakfast from HJ too :D

Scarab Sages

Breakfast Sausage Pizza

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Olive Oil No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Original Pancake & Waffle Mix (Add Milk, Oil & Eggs)
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® Extra Virgin Olive Oil
• 1/3 cup warm water
• 1/3 cup prepared marinara sauce
• 3 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 4 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons milk
• 2 tablespoons shredded Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• Fresh ground pepper
• 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack or mozzarella cheese
• 3 links breakfast sausage, sliced into 1/4-inch thick rounds
• 2 scallions, thinly sliced
• Additional shredded Parmesan cheese for garnish

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 450°F. Coat 12-inch pizza pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. STIR pancake mix, olive oil and water until a soft dough forms. With fingers coated with additional pancake mix, press evenly into prepared pan. Combine marinara sauce and syrup. Spread on crust.
3. WHISK eggs, milk, Parmesan cheese, salt and pepper in medium bowl. Heat large skillet on medium-high heat. Pour egg mixture into skillet. Cook and scramble eggs 1 to 2 minutes or until eggs are thickened and no visible liquid egg remains. Spoon evenly over sauce. Top with Monterey Jack cheese and raw sliced sausage.
4. BAKE 16 to 18 minutes or until lightly browned. Garnish with scallions and additional Parmesan cheese.

Yield: 4 to 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 18 min


:::Wanders in...:::

I need a Jack -n- cream, Maybe a hungry jack meal too. This weeks hunting on the reservation has been meager

Slumps down somewhere in the clubhouse...

Scarab Sages

Asian Steamed Pork Buns

Ingredients:
• 8 ounces ground pork
• 1/4 cup hoisin sauce
• 2 tablespoons oyster sauce
• 1 3/4 cups Hungry Jack® Original Pancake & Waffle Mix (Add Milk, Oil & Eggs)
• 5 tablespoons warm water
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® All-Vegetable Shortening
• 1/4 cup scallions, green part only, chopped
• Toasted sesame oil (optional)
• Toasted sesame seeds (optional)
• Cabbage leaves

Preparation Directions:
1. BROWN pork in medium skillet over medium heat. Stir in hoisin sauce and oyster sauce. Remove from heat to cool. Heat water in steamer to boiling.

2. COMBINE pancake mix, water, shortening and scallions to form a dough. Form 8 small balls, adding pancake mix or flour as needed if too sticky. Flatten into 4-inch rounds. Place 1 1/2 tablespoons cooled pork filling in center of round. Bring edges to center to cover filling. Pinch edge together to seal. Brush tops with sesame oil. Sprinkle with sesame seeds.

3. PLACE cabbage leaves on bottom of steamer basket. Place buns, sealed side down, on top of leaves. Leave space between buns as they will expand during cooking. Cover. Steam 15 minutes. Serve immediately.

TIP Cook in batches if necessary. Keep cooked buns in 200°F. oven on a covered oven-proof platter until all are done.

Yield: 8 appetizers
Prep Time: 40 min
Cook Time: 15 min

Sovereign Court

So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

:::Wanders in...:::

I need a Jack -n- cream, Maybe a hungry jack meal too. This weeks hunting on the reservation has been meager

Slumps down somewhere in the clubhouse...

*pours a big bowl of whiskey and cream and sets it down*

Here you go, sweetie. Hope that makes you feel better. :)


Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?

Sounds like a plan to me.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

As long as we get to kick someone's @$$, I'm all for it.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

As long as we get to kick someone's @$$, I'm all for it.

Count me in. Who's who?

Sovereign Court

Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

Well, I can't think of any reason why not....

Have fun, boys. :)


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.

Thank Jill, for the whiskey and cream. You're the greatest.

Hey Guys, can I come along. I have Jack in my name and I good at scratching people, er, things.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.

Thank Jill, for the whiskey and cream. You're the greatest.

Hey Guys, can I come along. I have Jack in my name and I good at scratching people, er, things.

Sure. You and me and Spike can be the lead assault and recon team.

Where is my trusty steed anyway? HERE SPIKE! HERE BOY!! WE GOT FACES TO EAT!


*runs up eagerly, bowling over Jackalope*


Aw, it's so sweet that he's found a playmate. :)


Spike the Hydra wrote:
*runs up eagerly, bowling over Jackalope*

There's my trusty mount!

*climbs up on Spike's back and grabs taser-lance*

On to battle!!

Scarab Sages

Nacho Potato Casserole

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (16 oz.) jar mild salsa (1 3/4 cups)
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Mild Jalapeño Cheddar Potatoes
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 2 cups boiling water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 3 cups broken nacho flavored tortilla chips, divided
• 1 cup Colby & Monterey Jack cheese blend
• Garnishes: Shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, black olives, chopped green onion, sour cream

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Coat a 13 x 9-inch baking dish with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN beef in large skillet over medium-high heat until cooked, stirring frequently. Drain. Stir in salsa.
3. COMBINE potato slices, sauce packet, butter and boiling water in medium bowl. Stir in milk and sour cream. Sprinkle 2 cups tortilla chip pieces in prepared dish. Pour in potato mixture. Spoon beef mixture on top. Cover with foil.
4. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until potatoes are fork tender. Remove foil. Combine 1 cup tortilla chips and cheese. Sprinkle over top. Bake 10 minutes uncovered to melt cheese. Let stand 5 minutes. Garnish as desired.

Yield: 4-5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 40 min

Sovereign Court

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.

So you're saying we're going to break Hugo's bones?


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.

So you're saying we're going to break Hugo's bones?

Is there anybody who exemplifies "peasant" more than Hugo? We should let Frat Jack take him out.

Sovereign Court

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who wants to help me go steal all of Hugo's Confrontation minis?
Sounds like a plan to me.

We can form our own J-Team. Like the A-Team but even better!

Colonel Callous Jack. Has a nice ring to it.

Whoa, I like the sound of that.

Does this mean we'll flip cars and harmlessly shoot the ground at everyone's feet?

You know that we'll do a lot more than harmless violence boss man. We enjoy breaking bones. Just ask the local peasants.

So you're saying we're going to break Hugo's bones?

Is there anybody who exemplifies "peasant" more than Hugo? We should let Frat Jack take him out.

Okay, let's start with the fingers on his drawing hand.

Scarab Sages

Isn't that the frog guy? Hungry Jack® is not sure if he has a recipe for frog legs....


Hungry Jack wrote:
Isn't that the frog guy? Hungry Jack® is not sure if he has a recipe for frog legs....

I do!

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack®! YUM!


Hungry Jack wrote:
Isn't that the frog guy? Hungry Jack® is not sure if he has a recipe for frog legs....

Just make some batter!

Scarab Sages

Make tonight’s dinner something special, with a little help from Hungry Jack®.


I just saw the A-Team movie Monday. Inspiring, make me want to do something suicidal. I tell you, I want to fly a tank just like that.


Wanders into the thread breathing stench while looking for battered frog's legs.

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Green_Halitosis wrote:
Wanders into the thread breathing stench while looking for battered frog's legs.

*punt*


I'm hungry... not Hungry hungry, but hungry hungry...

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Sovereign Court

Frat Jack wrote:
I'm hungry... not Hungry hungry, but hungry hungry...

Wanna frog leg?


Sunny Godhead wrote:
I just saw the A-Team movie Monday. Inspiring, make me want to do something suicidal. I tell you, I want to fly a tank just like that.

Heck yeah!


Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
I'm hungry... not Hungry hungry, but hungry hungry...
Wanna frog leg?

:::runs back to Callous Jack, standing on his hind legs, begging for a frog leg:::

Scarab Sages

Caramel Nut Biscuits

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/3 cup granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/3 cup milk
• 1(26.4 oz) bag Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted

HONEY-CARAMEL SAUCE
• 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/2 cup Eagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1 cup chopped pecans, toasted*

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Place sheet of parchment paper over 20 x 17-inch cookie sheet; spray with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE sugar and cinnamon in small bowl; set aside. Pour milk in shallow bowl; dip frozen biscuits in milk, then in cinnamon sugar. Place on parchment paper so biscuits touch. Drizzle with melted butter.
3. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool slightly.
4. COMBINE brown sugar, butter and honey in 4-cup microwave-safe glass bowl or measuring cup. Microwave on HIGH (100% power) 3 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in condensed milk; microwave on HIGH an additional 2 minutes, stirring every minute. Stir in vanilla.
5. DRIZZLE sauce over biscuits; sprinkle nuts over top. Serve warm.

TIP *To toast pecans: Place in dry nonstick skillet; cook over medium heat, shaking pan until nuts are lightly browned.

Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 20 min
Cook Time: 30 min

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Scarab Sages

Portobello and Maple Pork Stew

Ingredients:
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
OR Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray, if using slow cooker
• 2 pounds pork shoulder, trimmed and cut into 3/4-inch cubes
• 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped yellow onions
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 2 teaspoons ground sage
• 1 (5/8 oz.) packet Pillsbury Brown Gravy Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 2 cups water
• 1 (8 oz.) package sliced baby portobello mushrooms or white mushrooms
• Hot cooked egg noodles (optional)

Preparation Directions:

STOVETOP METHOD
1. HEAT oil in Dutch Oven over medium high heat until shimmering. Season meat with salt and pepper. Brown meat in two batches. Remove to plate. Cook and stir onions, adding more oil if necessary, just until soft. Return meat to pot.
2. STIR in flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup and water. Bring stew to a boil. Reduce to a simmer. Cover and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. Stir in mushrooms, continuing to simmer until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy and serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.

SLOW COOKER METHOD
1. OMIT the oil. Instead, spray slow cooker with no-stick cooking spray.
2. SEASON meat cubes with salt and pepper. Place meat, onions, flour, sage, gravy mix, syrup, water and mushrooms in slow cooker. Stir to combine.
3. COVER and cook on LOW 6 to 8 hours or until meat is fork-tender. Stir to combine gravy. Serve over hot cooked egg noodles, if desired.

Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs 45 min

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Agh! It's a sham! It's all a sham! Hungry Jack is a skeleton!

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Agh! It's a sham! It's all a sham! Hungry Jack is a skeleton!

Oh, I see! Because I'm a zombie, I can't be a paid advertiser! I'm not good enough, huh?

Or do you just have something against the heart beat challenged? Maybe we don't deserve to be a part of the community? I bet you even kick children, and take candy from puppies.

hater

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:

I bet you even kick children, and take candy from puppies.

Well... sure... if they're undead.

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

I bet you even kick children, and take candy from puppies.

Well... sure... if they're undead.

So, my next question, how do you kick anybody? I mean, you are just a brain....in a jar. Or are you a brain? You could also be some kind of fungal growth. Or maybe a piece of coral.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

I bet you even kick children, and take candy from puppies.

Well... sure... if they're undead.
So, my next question, how do you kick anybody? I mean, you are just a brain....in a jar. Or are you a brain? You could also be some kind of fungal growth. Or maybe a piece of coral.

The other Jacks do it for me!

Them or the headless body of Spiro Agnew!


Kicking surrogate #1 ready for duty, sir!

*looks around for peasants*


What happened to the skeet pulley? Peasants ruin the shine on my toe caps.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!


*falls in through the roof in a miniature tank and fires the cannon at the last second so she falls in the swimming pool*

Woooooooooohooooooooooooo!!!

Sovereign Court

Jack Hammer wrote:

Kicking surrogate #1 ready for duty, sir!

*looks around for peasants*

Go kick some undead, they deserve it.

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