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Did we get assimilated?


Lookin' gooooood CJ!

Or is it the booze?

The Exchange

Frat Jack wrote:

Lookin' gooooood CJ!

Or is it the booze?

The Booze.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

Lookin' gooooood CJ!

Or is it the booze?

The Booze.

I don't think we're picky anymore :D

*sips something from a mixer, pauses considering* I think this needs more lime.

Scarab Sages

Banana Flapjacks with Maple-Cinnamon Syrup

Ingredients:
BANANA FLAPJACKS
• 1 cup mashed bananas (about 2 medium)
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Wheat Blends Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 1/2 cups water
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray

MAPLE-CINNAMON SYRUP
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

• 1 can refrigerated whipped cream

Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE mashed bananas, pancake mix, 1/3 cup syrup, vanilla, cinnamon and water in bowl. Stir just until blended. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 350°F.
2. SPRAY cooking surface and pancake turner with no-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook about 1 1/2 minutes per side or until golden brown. Repeat process until all batter is used.
3. COMBINE 1 cup syrup and cinnamon in a microwave-safe container. Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes or until heated through. Stack 3 pancakes in the center of a plate, drizzle with syrup and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 15 min

Liberty's Edge

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pancakes!

Scarab Sages

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pancakes!

Not just pancakes! Flapjacks!

Liberty's Edge

Dude, sorry!


Thanks Hungry Jack for your oh so delicious recipes!


What's flappy about the Jacks?

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.


Mmmmmm....these are delicious flapjacks, Hungry Jack. Pass the syrup please?

Sovereign Court

What? No waffles?

Liberty's Edge

We save waffling for politicians.


Bush Lied!


The True Joe Wilson wrote:
Bush Lied!

...and people died. Freaking Nazi! I'm glad the Anointed one is our president now. Hope....Change....


Isn't this the part where Jackin Ape is supposed to do something unspeakably horrible to the trespassers?

Or I could let Spike play with them.....


MEEP! :)

*Begins chasing the cultist of Obama and Joe Wilson, nipping at them with several sets of sharp teeth*


He's so cute when he's playing. ^.^

Sovereign Court

Cultist of Obama wrote:
The True Joe Wilson wrote:
Bush Lied!
...and people died. Freaking Nazi! I'm glad the Anointed one is our president now. Hope....Change....

Great, now all we need is for Cheney and Lieberman to show up and we'll have political debates here. Now where's my gun...?

Liberty's Edge

Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.


Perhaps it would be a good idea to put both of them into the Jack-a-pult.


Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Obama wrote:
The True Joe Wilson wrote:
Bush Lied!
...and people died. Freaking Nazi! I'm glad the Anointed one is our president now. Hope....Change....
Great, now all we need is for Cheney and Lieberman to show up and we'll have political debates here. Now where's my gun...?

You do not need guns. I have something better you can buy.


*uses breath weapon*

Meep! Meep! :)


*grabs a size-Tiny pike and rides Spike forth into battle!*

Tally-hoooooooooooooooooooo!


Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Obama wrote:
The True Joe Wilson wrote:
Bush Lied!
...and people died. Freaking Nazi! I'm glad the Anointed one is our president now. Hope....Change....
Great, now all we need is for Cheney and Lieberman to show up and we'll have political debates here. Now where's my gun...?

I do say old chap, we heard there was about to be a bit of a tussle.

Dark Archive

SPROING! Hey the jackapult still works.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.

You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.


DJ Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.
You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*


lynora-Jill wrote:
DJ Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.
You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*

*sips* Okay, you're right. Next time i'll learn not to drink it on its own.. Thanks lynora-jill ;)


DJ Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
DJ Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.
You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*

*sips* Okay, you're right. Next time i'll learn not to drink it on its own.. Thanks lynora-jill ;)

No problem. A Jack should know better than to indulge in non-alcoholic drinks. ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
DJ Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
DJ Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Grabs a Dark and Stormy from the bar I could watch this all day.
You know, I thought Ginger Beer would be frikin delicious with as good as the Jacks make Dark & Stormy sound. But no, it was horrible.. vile even. I just hope it tastes a LOT better with the alcohol.

It so does. :)

*passes DJ Jack a Dark & Stormy*

*sips* Okay, you're right. Next time i'll learn not to drink it on its own.. Thanks lynora-jill ;)
No problem. A Jack should know better than to indulge in non-alcoholic drinks. ;)

Unless it's Red Bull. Sorry, but I love the stuff. lol


DJ Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
No problem. A Jack should know better than to indulge in non-alcoholic drinks. ;)
Unless it's Red Bull. Sorry, but I love the stuff. lol

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Hey! I got this new book. It starts, 'It was a dark and stormy night'. Oh, it's an instruction manual.

Beer break!

Pours a tall Dark & Stormy


Looks


Like


I'm


number


Two?


7,000


Gas post


Whooooo!!

*rides around on Spike shooting fireworks*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
7,000

That means you have to buy the next round.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
7,000
That means you have to buy the next round.

Don't look at me. I'm broke.

Sovereign Court

Jack Hammer wrote:
Two?

Reminds me of Austin Powers:

"Who... works... for... number... two?"

Liberty's Edge

groans on the floor I don't think Jack's were cut out for yoga.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
groans on the floor I don't think Jack's were cut out for yoga.

No, we're not. We're cut out for a lot of things like beer drinking, womanizing, and poodle punting. Yoga's not on the list.

Liberty's Edge

Somebody told me yoga would make me better with the ladies.

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