Every Poster Who Has Ever Posted on Paizo, Ever Will Post, or Ever Existed vs. Sebastian


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Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Let's just get this finished now:

VICTORY!!!

Now everyone can refer back to this thread to resolve any and all future conflicts (imagined or otherwise) with me.

Paizo Employee Digital Pest

Hmm... THIS thread looks tasty...


That was a swift victory... Hey, what's with the bug!

Scarab Sages

you're bald.

EDIT: apparently, one of your victories was over the hair club for men. Maybe you should have rethought that one.


~snatches Sebastian's "VICTORY" and replaces it with "DEFEAT" ~ Take that Pony boi!


Sebastian wrote:

Let's just get this finished now:

VICTORY!!!

Now everyone can refer back to this thread to resolve any and all future conflicts (imagined or otherwise) with me.

And at this point, Sebastian, I refer you to something to which I drew another poster's attention during a (alas too brief) comic interlude on one of the 4E threads recently.

These are Erik Mona's boards.
Erik Mona is a Doctor Who fan.
These are Doctor Who rules.
And (if you consult The Five Doctors) you will discover that in The Game of Rassilon: 'The winner shall lose and the loser shall win'.
You just put yourself for an eternity as a stone face on the side of Rassilon's tomb next to Cardinal Borusa. :D

Oh, and smurf as well, by the way.

Scarab Sages

Abstain. Courteously.

Liberty's Edge

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Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Let's just get this finished now:

VICTORY!!!

Now everyone can refer back to this thread to resolve any and all future conflicts (imagined or otherwise) with me.

And at this point, Sebastian, I refer you to something to which I drew another poster's attention during a (alas too brief) comic interlude on one of the 4E threads recently.

These are Erik Mona's boards.
Erik Mona is a Doctor Who fan.
These are Doctor Who rules.
And (if you consult The Five Doctors) you will discover that in The Game of Rassilon: 'The winner shall lose and the loser shall win'.
You just put yourself for an eternity as a stone face on the side of Rassilon's tomb next to Cardinal Borusa. :D

Yay!! you spelled Doctor right that time!!..No need to get my cat involved!!


And.... in the same way as someone else did last night, Sharoth Hands Sebastian a reprieve. Goodbye Sharoth. It was nice knowing you.

Edit:
Oh, sorry Sharoth, you just took Sebastian's 'victory'. I think we can all do the maths of that.

Further Edit:
Oooh, you're nimble for a dragon, Sharoth. :D


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
And.... in the same way as someone else did last night, sharoth Hands Sebastian a reprieve. Goodbye Sharth. It was nice knowing you.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ~quickly puts the VICTORY sign in CourtFool's hands~ Enjoy sucker!


Dragnmoon wrote:


Yay!! you spelled Doctor right that time!!..No need to get my cat involved!!

Couldn't manage to spell other words right in a typing class earlier today, but I made sure I got Doctor right this time, yes, thanks. :D

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

Let's just get this finished now:

VICTORY!!!

Now everyone can refer back to this thread to resolve any and all future conflicts (imagined or otherwise) with me.

Doomed, doomed, you are doomed...

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Maps, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber

Let's get him!


And eventually every would-be Tony Montana wants to introduce everyone to his little friend.

Yeah, I said "little."

Been nice knowing ya, ambulance-chaser.


Obviously your comeback is stuck in the wrong time zone, too.


Yawn. Ok, I'm off to bed. That was too easy.


He must have dozed off in the hot tub reading Wine Spectator and is dreaming of the glorious day when he was the first guy at the office to get a Palm Pilot.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

But what if we don't want to be against thee? I would take pleasure in being on your side. But thou hast already put me amongst thine enemies, thus we are forever to be sworn adversaries. Thou dost not know what great an ally thou has forsaken. Alas, for now I must thee smite.

Scarab Sages

I'm staying Neutral in this conflict. I don't even care if the winner eventually conquers everyone, I just don't want to get involved.

Passive Resistance!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Can't a man have some sushi without a peasant uprising? All of you, get back to work before I kick you off my message boards.

Don't hate the player, hate the DM.


Is this thread official?

Scarab Sages

David Witanowski wrote:
Is this thread official?

All threads are "official". And I concede victory. Mostly since I dont' care enougnh to fight for it. Apathy FTW!


David Witanowski wrote:
Is this thread official?

I don't know and I don't care!


Oh...we lost. -_-


eh someone is off there meds....odd david isn't here yet


seekerofshadowlight wrote:
eh someone is off there meds....odd david isn't here yet

Sebastian is off his meds? That explains a LOT!!!

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:

Let's just get this finished now:

VICTORY!!!

Now everyone can refer back to this thread to resolve any and all future conflicts (imagined or otherwise) with me.

Hurray I win already and all i had to do was read the first (and only the first) post on this thread!

The Exchange

Um why?!?

Dark Archive

seekerofshadowlight wrote:
eh someone is off there meds....odd david isn't here yet

David Wickham?

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

Can't a man have some sushi without a peasant uprising? All of you, get back to work before I kick you off my message boards.

Don't hate the player, hate the DM.

That's it, I'm alerting the Kou-tou of your dietary perversions. Expect a visit soon.


Guys, hold on. I was sitting here working on my butterfly collection, listening to some really good John Tesh music, when something hit me. I love these boards.
No, not just that, I love everyone that posts on these boards. You complete me. I can be a jackass some times and stick my foot in my mouth and I don't want to ruin a good thing. So please, if I ever said anything mean to you or put down anything you said, I didn't mean it. I'm really a swell guy if you get to know me. And if I ever meet any of you, you've got a big hug coming your way.
Thanks for listening, we're all winners here.

Liberty's Edge

Spoiler:
Run.


Which way? I'm too confused!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Ack! How'd you get exactly my name as your alias!?!?!?!

You've made a powerful enemy this day.

(P.S., I refer you to the first post of this thread - you lose!!!! VICTORY!!!!)

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack, the scariest Halloween costume ever.


Sebastian wrote:

Ack! How'd you get exactly my name as your alias!?!?!?!

You've made a powerful enemy this day.

(P.S., I refer you to the first post of this thread - you lose!!!! VICTORY!!!!)

Are you tryin to get your sticky dwarven fingers on my name!?

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
Callous Jack, the scariest Halloween costume ever.

It was on sale, I thought it'd scare all the children and old people real nice.

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:

Ack! How'd you get exactly my name as your alias!?!?!?!

Oh, everyone's doing it these days.


FAIL.


I'm Spartacus.


Sebastian wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

Ack! How'd you get exactly my name as your alias!?!?!?!

Oh, everyone's doing it these days.

I shoulda know the whole love routine was just a distracting ploy. Luckily, I keep a wire brush and a bucked of lye handy for just such occasions...

Dark Archive

So ... do we win?


I'm happy with a win...its a lot more logical than a lot of what I have seen pass for "wins" lately...

Liberty's Edge

The pod people win.


You guys ever see that Japanese sci-fi where they are trapped on an island with mushroom people?

Liberty's Edge

Must have missed that one.


Wish I knew the name...freaked me out as a little kid.

EDIT: Aha!. Named appropriately enough, so easy to find. Hint: DON'T eat the mushrooms.

Liberty's Edge

Cool. We should have Matango mushrooms instead of Mycanoids or whatever they are, in Pathfinder.


Mothman wrote:
Cool. We should have Matango mushrooms instead of Mycanoids or whatever they are, in Pathfinder.

Honestly, when I later started playing D&D, I always saw the myconids in my mind as the Matango mushroom me. What bothered me the most as a kid wathing the movie was when the people started transforming. So, its kind of like Myconids meet Ju-ju zombies, I guess.


I see what's going on here. I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind chimes! Sebastian is going all Agent Smith on us, and is working on turning every Paizo poster into a clone of himself!

Ack!! According to the first post, he succeeds!

And I for one welcome our new Sebastian overlords...

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