I bought something for a dollar once.
I bought something for a dollar once.
Do you have to keep reminding me how I'd sell myself so cheaply?
I bought something for a dollar once.Do you have to keep reminding me how I'd sell myself so cheaply?
O.O I thought it was your sister.
You were goooooooood.
Licks Sumo.
I bought something for a dollar once.Do you have to keep reminding me how I'd sell myself so cheaply?O.O I thought it was your sister.
You were goooooooood.
Licks Sumo.
Do you have to remind me of my sister? Poor CPP......
CPP?
CPP?
Clinically Psychotic Poodle. She didn't restrict her maulings to just frenchies......
…but she was wild in bed.
humps something
*flaps menacingly*
*flaps menacingly*
*Yelps*
piddles on the doggie door
*wakes up with a hangover*
Ugh. Long weekend. What day is it anyway?
*wakes up with a hangover*
Ugh. Long weekend. What day is it anyway?
Guess!!! *punt*
MoMo!!!!
jumps on MoMo's head and tries to force feed him some meds
MoMo!!!!
jumps on MoMo's head and tries to force feed him some meds
Not a chance! *Punts CDP* 'Tis the season for punting!
You punt like Gary Coleman.
You punt like Gary Coleman.
What'd ya think, boss? Double Hump Attack?
What'd ya think, boss? Double Hump Attack?
Yes. Right after we eat some asparagus.
You punt like Gary Coleman.
Yo' mama! *PUNT*
Btw, my name isn't MoMo you *&^%$@#!!!
Whatever, MoMo.
Oh look! It's Tuesday! MoMo must have run away like a little b$$@% again.
Oh look! It's Tuesday! MoMo must have run away like a little b&!*& again.
You will pay for your insolence worm!
It's Wednesday and I don't see any humping going on!
*humps a porcupine*
*humps a porcupine*
That's gotta hurt!
Takes an early advance on his insolence and humps MoMo.
It's Wednesday and I don't see any humping going on!
It seems nobody's wants to hump me! *sniff*
Takes an early advance on his insolence and humps MoMo.
Hard to hump me when I'm not physically there. I only physically manifest on Mondays. And for the hundredth time, my name isn't *&^%$# MoMo.
Hard to hump me when I'm not physically there.
You will always be in my heart, MoMo. Always.
We have a truce with the Jacks. No humping them.
MoMo is still fair game.
What do I have to do to get humped around here?
What do I have to do to get humped around here?
Puts on the Barry White album and struts over to HuMo.
Hiya big boy.
We have a truce with the Jacks. No humping them.
MoMo is still fair game.
Be careful about trusting JRHM, Courtfool. That guy's a jackass.
That may be. I would rather appear a fool for giving him a chance than a jerk for not.
What do I have to do to get humped around here?Puts on the Barry White album and struts over to HuMo.
Hiya big boy.
*Puts a saddle on* Ready to ride?
*Puts a saddle on* Ready to ride?
Oooo! You are a kinky monster.
Which one of us gets to wear the 'tail'?
*Puts a saddle on* Ready to ride?Oooo! You are a kinky monster.
Which one of us gets to wear the 'tail'?
I guess I do! Hop aboard!
wakes up and crawls out from under the couch
Ooohh.....my head hurts. What happened?
I broke something once......
We have a truce with the Jacks....aaaaaaand JRHM broke it.
I tried.
Trots off to go hump HuMo.
I did no such thing. The truce is still on.
Miss Kitty is an honorary poodle. Honestly, you know you would not tolerate one of us humping a Jill. I did not know intellectual dishonesty was one of the Jack's flaws.
Miss Kitty is an honorary poodle.
*sigh* That I did not know. Do you wish to try for a fresh start?
*takes a peek*
Is it monday yet?
Do you wish to try for a fresh start?
I would like to, but I am not sure you can be trusted. You still have not addressed the call to have us neutered.
Do you wish to try for a fresh start?I would like to, but I am not sure you can be trusted. You still have not addressed the call to have us neutered.
How is that violent? I wasn't going to do it. Besides, many dogs get neutered for their own good.
We will consider your proposal if you demonstrate the humaneness of this procedure by submitting to it yourself first.