Let's play ping pong with the cat thingy's head.
Hey! Nobody knows how cruel a fate it is to be baleful poodlemorphed - to have the urge to chase myself onto the next tree ...
Dogs steal show at Halloween costume contest
A costume party?! I missed it!
Hey, Clinically Depressed Poodle, I guess he finally got the hint.
I had no idea your name was Sumo.
Hey, Clinically Depressed Poodle, I guess he finally got the hint.
I had no idea your name was Sumo.
Sumo!
*Licks Clini...Sumo!*
I had no idea your name was Sumo.
Gee....thanks for reminding me about the name that old french bastard gave me. Now my entire week is ruined.
It could have been Fifi.
I'd hit that.
Roomy county dog shelter will be a pooch-pleaser
Sounds like a nice enough place.
Wow! That's nothing like the shelter I was sent to.
Wow! That's nothing likethe shelter I was sent to.
It's a zombie! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!
Ack! *pees on zombie*
What? Where? I don't see a zombie. Do you guys need some of my meds?
What? Where? I don't see a zombie. Do you guys need some of my meds?
Nope, Cockapoo quoted. We know what we saw and we have the evidence to back it up.
Callous Jack was here too:
It's been a long day. Could a few of you please hump the s*## out of me?
Ahh. I can do anything with quotes.
What? Where? I don't see a zombie. Do you guys need some of my meds?Nope, Cockapoo quoted. We know what we saw and we have the evidence to back it up.
You know Snarky, the zombie disappeared as soon as Sumo showed up. I wonder if he's some kind of shapeshifter.
You know Snarky, the zombie disappeared as soon as Sumo showed up. I wonder if he's some kind of shapeshifter.What? Where? I don't see a zombie. Do you guys need some of my meds?Nope, Cockapoo quoted. We know what we saw and we have the evidence to back it up.
Could be. We should wander over to the Celestial thread and see if we can get somebody to Turn Undead in this thread, just to see who runs away...
Oh sure! Accuse the mentally unstable poodle of being the bad guy. Yeah, that's great for my mental health. Thanks a lot fellas.
Tell you what, I'll just go over here in the corner, and sit....all alone....for the rest of my life.
Oh sure! Accuse the mentally unstable poodle of being the bad guy. Yeah, that's great for my mental health. Thanks a lot fellas.
Tell you what, I'll just go over here in the corner, and sit....all alone....for the rest of my life.
*licks CDP* I'm just fooling with ya! We trust you! *while CDP's back is turned points at Snarky to go get a Celestial*
Wow. There was a lot of thread pruning.
Just in case you missed the last one, here's another shelter I was placed in once.
Is anyone surprised I need meds?
*goes to get a Celestial*
*turns undead in the thread and waits to see what happens*
It's the mail man! Get him! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Hey! Where's my mail?
My ears were just ringing.....
*Shakes angry fist*Callous Jack was here too:
It's been a long day. Could a few of you please hump the s@#! out of me?Ahh. I can do anything with quotes.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! Don't run away from your true feelings CJ.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! Don't run away from your true feelings CJ.*Shakes angry fist*Callous Jack was here too:
It's been a long day. Could a few of you please hump the s@#! out of me?Ahh. I can do anything with quotes.
Perhaps Callous needs a little poodle love. *humps CJ's leg*
Perhaps Callous needs a little poodle love. *humps CJ's leg*Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! Don't run away from your true feelings CJ.*Shakes angry fist*Callous Jack was here too:
It's been a long day. Could a few of you please hump the s@#! out of me?Ahh. I can do anything with quotes.
Good idea!
humps CJ's other leg
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
*humps CJ's head*
I'd hit that.
She has my vote!
*Shakes angry fist*Callous Jack was here too:
It's been a long day. Could a few of you please hump the s@#! out of me?Ahh. I can do anything with quotes.
*Humps shaking angry right arm*
*Humps shaking angry right arm*That's just all kinds of wrong.
*Finishes on right arm, moves on to left arm*
*Finishes on right arm, moves on to left arm**Humps shaking angry right arm*That's just all kinds of wrong.
<Humps CJ's torso>
Wheeeeeee!
I had to search for more squeaky toys. Anything happened while I was away?
I had to search for more squeaky toys. Anything happened while I was away?
No. Not really.
Is it Friday yet? Not that my weekend is looking all that great....
I hear you, Sumo. My Friday game is on indefinite hiatus. One player moved away, another dropped out and I have not heard from a third for over two weeks.
The good news is I found an adult role playing site (yes, that kind of adult) that looks promising. They seem to promote combining full on role playing (some even use systems) with sexuality. Win, win!