What? WHY! Et tu Miss Kitty!?Weird! We completely missed Monday!Ha HA! Bite me, MoMo! {gives him the bird with all four paws}
Don't get your feathers ruffled; it's was just Tweety Bird. That little yellow f++@er has had it coming for decades.
Seems like I'm forgetting something today......
Seems like I'm forgetting something today......
Hmm.... I wonder what it could be?
piddles down into MoMo's hosue
*In bed sleeping* *Feels something wet* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm going to get you tomorrow for that you wretched Poodle! *Looks at calendar* What? I slept past Monday! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Knowing my luck, it's probably bath day. Or visit the vet day.....
shudders
piddles down into MoMo's hosue*In bed sleeping* *Feels something wet* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm going to get you tomorrow! *Looks at calendar* What? I slept past Monday! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
*In bed sleeping* *Feels something wet* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm going to get you tomorrow for that you wretched Poodle! *Looks at calendar* What? I slept past Monday! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I guess the poodles will have to hump you twice as hard next MoModay.
Knowing my luck, it's probably bath day. Or visit the vet day.....
shudders
LOL! Don't play coy with me! *Powerhumps CDP*
Knowing my luck, it's probably bath day. Or visit the vet day.....
shudders
LOL! Don't play coy with me! *Powerhumps CDP*
Coy? COY?!? That sounds.....french! You aren't accusing me of being a frenchie.....are you?
mmmm... french fries...
Coy? COY?!? That sounds.....french! You aren't accusing me of being a frenchie.....are you?Knowing my luck, it's probably bath day. Or visit the vet day.....
shudders
LOL! Don't play coy with me! *Powerhumps CDP*
*facepalms* Of course not. *Feeds CDP meds and booze to knock him out* *continues humping*
*In bed sleeping* *Feels something wet* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm going to get you tomorrow for that you wretched Poodle! *Looks at calendar* What? I slept past Monday! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!I guess the poodles will have to hump you twice as hard next MoModay.
*From the Abyss* I like you Miss Kitty. I think I'll kill you last.
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*From the Abyss* I like you Miss Kitty. I think I'll kill you last.*In bed sleeping* *Feels something wet* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm going to get you tomorrow for that you wretched Poodle! *Looks at calendar* What? I slept past Monday! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!I guess the poodles will have to hump you twice as hard next MoModay.
Plot spoilers say he's lying.
I read some plot spoilers once.....
*From the Abyss* I like you Miss Kitty. I think I'll kill you last.Plot spoilers say he's lying.
Eh. MoMo's promised that before. No follow-through... and the stamina of a narcoleptic chihuahua.
F*&# YOU, THURSDAY!!!
F%@@ YOU, THURSDAY!!!
{watches CDP hump the heck out of Thursday}
Eh. MoMo's promised that before. No follow-through... and the stamina of a narcoleptic chihuahua.*From the Abyss* I like you Miss Kitty. I think I'll kill you last.Plot spoilers say he's lying.
*&^%$#@#$%^&!!!! I hate all of you vermin!
one more day 'til fridays...
*wags tail*
one more day 'til fridays...
*wags tail*
It'll probably be a disaster....
*flaps menacingly*
I was in a disaster once....
"I don't care if MoMo's blue
Tuesday's gray and Hump Day too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love"
mopes in the corner
"I don't care if MoMo's blue
Tuesday's gray and Hump Day too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love"
*arrives dressed head-to-toe in lavender corduroy*
Dance with me, kitty!
F+$# YOU, Saturday!!!
F%** YOU, Saturday!!!
Tsk Tsk. Such language! *punts CDP*
F%** YOU, Saturday!!!Tsk Tsk. Such language! *punts CDP*
*facehumps MoMo*
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I see a ladle Sil-how-it-oh of a main, Scare a pooch, scare a pooch, will you do a faff dingo?
Chunder bluts and frosting, Scary Mary frightening me. Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo Figaro. Magnify coooooooooones. I'm just a Puffin gimme a fishy.
He's just a Puffin, from the Auk family, making his life out on little wings.
*facehumps MoMo*F%** YOU, Saturday!!!Tsk Tsk. Such language! *punts CDP*
*Punts him off again*
I see a ladle Sil-how-it-oh of a main, Scare a pooch, scare a pooch, will you do a faff dingo?
Chunder bluts and frosting, Scary Mary frightening me. Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo Figaro. Magnify coooooooooones. I'm just a Puffin gimme a fishy.
He's just a Puffin, from the Auk family, making his life out on little wings.
Aw!!! Poor thing must be suffering from mad bird disease. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punts the Puffin* *feathers fly everywhere*
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Aw!!! Poor thing must be suffering from mad bird disease. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punts the Puffin* *feathers fly everywhere*I see a ladle Sil-how-it-oh of a main, Scare a pooch, scare a pooch, will you do a faff dingo?
Chunder bluts and frosting, Scary Mary frightening me. Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo, Gal named Leo Figaro. Magnify coooooooooones. I'm just a Puffin gimme a fishy.
He's just a Puffin, from the Auk family, making his life out on little wings.
*poops on MoMo's foot*
SQUAWK!!!
Its a vacation monday day...does it still count as a MoMo day?
piddles on MoMo's foot
Quit crapping and peeing on me you &*^%$# pests!!!!
Quit crapping and peeing on me you &*^%$# pests!!!!
Stop mocking me!!!
You go to hell Tuesday! You go to hell and you die!!!
You go to hell Tuesday! You go to hell and you die!!!
*Through CDP's heavily delusional and paranoid mind a new monster is formed* .....I.......live......
You go to hell Tuesday! You go to hell and you die!!!*Through CDP's heavily delusional and paranoid mind a new monster is formed* .....I.......live......
This is the weirdest mashup of Forbidden Planet and Fear and Loathing.
Oh noes! Not.....gasp....the TuMo!!!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh noes! Not.....gasp....the TuMo!!!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Poodles! *Picks up CDP* Just what I always wanted. My own little furry Poodle. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
I don't know what to make of this new monster.
I don't know what to make of this new monster.
We could pretend he's a frenchie and make a bloody blob of flesh out of him.
I don't know what to make of this new monster.We could pretend he's a frenchie and make a bloody blob of flesh out of him.
Or maybe you should just hump him? Works on the other 'Mos.
Kitty's got a point.
humps TuMo
It's not a TuMo!!!
*Ahnold's voice*
Me not like you mean Poodles. Me go elsewhere for fun.
Me not like you mean Poodles. Me go elsewhere for fun.
*From the Abyss* Hmm. I possibly might have a new ally.
Me not like you mean Poodles. Me go elsewhere for fun.*From the Abyss* Hmm. I possibly might have a new ally.
Why can't there be a Spring Cleaning monster?