Raise of the Poodle Lords

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

British Poodle?
Belgian Poodle?
Blood-sucking Poodle?
Bland Poodle?
Bi-Poodle?
Breakdancing Poodle?

[Llama Prophet]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the Humpday Monster, Llamafrog, Snarky, and the doggy door, in that order

awww

[Llamafrog]

Llama Prophet wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the Humpday Monster, Llamafrog, Snarky, and the doggy door, in that order

awww

*Humps Llama Prophet for pity's sake*

[Cockapoo]

Llama Prophet wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the Humpday Monster, Llamafrog, Snarky, and the doggy door, in that order

awww

*gives Llama Prophet a Pity Hump*

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(weaves through mines like if it were Mulholland Drive)

[Llamafrog]

Squeaky toy, YAY!

*grabs Cosmo's Wandering Eye*

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*flaps menacingly*

[CourtFool]

Anyone have a Hold Portal prepared?

[Spotty Carpet]

If you cast hold portal on the doggy door, won't CDP hit his head to hard?

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*flaps menacingly*

[Snarky Poodle]

I can cast Hold Portal!

*wedges himself in the doggy door*

[CourtFool]

Takes the opportunity to hump Snarky Poodle.

*fwap fwap fwap*

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*bumps vigorously*

[Llama Prophet]

arf

[Llamafrog]

We need a door bell on that Doggy Door of Doom

[Doggy Door of Doom]

*...*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps the shit out of the doggy door

[Doggy Door of Doom]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the s~&~ out of the doggy door

*...*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

pees on the doggy door

Better?

[Lord High Poodle]

drops a landmine on the carpet

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

rolls in the landmine

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

breaks wind

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Ooohhh....smells like flowers.

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

breaks wind

breaks wind

starts to break wand and a landmine plops on the carpet

[Spotty Carpet]

Chunk, The Chubby Poodle wrote:

breaks wind

breaks wind

starts to break wand and a landmine plops on the carpet

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

drags his butt across the carpet in a figure eight pattern

[Spotty Carpet]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

drags his butt across the carpet in a figure eight pattern

That's kind of pretty, in a funky sort of way.

Oh, and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

My therapist said I should try to be more creative.

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

projectile vomits on Doggy Door of Doom

Are you gonna eat that?

[Doggy Door of Doom]

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

projectile vomits on Doggy Door of Doom

Are you gonna eat that?

*...*

[Studpuffin]

*eyes some roadkill from afar*

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

humps the Doggy Door of Doom

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Studpuffin wrote:

*eyes some roadkill from afar*

CAW!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Oh noes! It's Monday!

pops some meds, downs them with a shot of jagermeister, and waits for the Monday Monster to show up so he can hump the shit out of it

[The Monday Monster]

Hello poodles. I'm so looking forward to hearing your death screams today.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

The Monday Monster wrote:

Hello poodles. I'm so looking forward to hearing your death screams today.

Sorry MM, but I ain't gonna die. There's a higher power at work that likes me alive....and suffering.

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

Hello poodles. I'm so looking forward to hearing your death screams today.

Sorry MM, but I ain't gonna die. There's a higher power at work that likes me alive....and suffering.

I guess that explains how you can take enough anti-depressants that would kill an elephant without blinking an eye.

[Snarky Poodle]

*sees Monday Monster*

*pees out of pure fear*

*on the carpet, of course*

[Lord High Poodle]

feeds the monster some of CDPs meds and booze

[Spotty Carpet]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*sees Monday Monster*

*pees out of pure fear*

*on the carpet, of course*

I'm not sure I like the looks of your pee. It's awful dark. You might wanna go see a vet.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

I guess that explains how you can take enough anti-depressants that would kill an elephant without blinking an eye.

It's kinda like "the more you complain, the longer God lets you live." Except replace "complain" with "suffer". My torment is an endless amusement.

[Snarky Poodle]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*sees Monday Monster*

*pees out of pure fear*

*on the carpet, of course*

I'm not sure I like the looks of your pee. It's awful dark. You might wanna go see a vet.

I think I caught something from Fifi.

Yap!

[Lord High Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

I guess that explains how you can take enough anti-depressants that would kill an elephant without blinking an eye.

It's kinda like "the more you complain, the longer God lets you live." Except replace "complain" with "suffer". My torment is an endless amusement.

hugs CDP

I hate to see any of God's creatures suffer.

[Fifi, The French Poodle]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*sees Monday Monster*

*pees out of pure fear*

*on the carpet, of course*

I'm not sure I like the looks of your pee. It's awful dark. You might wanna go see a vet.

I think I caught something from Fifi.

Yap!

I recently got a bunch of shots at the vet. I've been clean since last Tuesday.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

runs around with a syringe stuck in his backside

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

[Snarky Poodle]

Maybe I caught something from the Humpday Monster then. He really gets around.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Maybe I caught something from the Humpday Monster then. He really gets around.

Yeah, he's a big tramp.

[The Monday Monster]

Lord High Poodle wrote:

feeds the monster some of CDPs meds and booze

*Slaps LHP away* I was ready for that little trick.

[The Monday Monster]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Maybe I caught something from the Humpday Monster then. He really gets around.

My brother is still humping you poodles? A monster of his pedigree being with vermin. How disgusting!

[Lord High Poodle]

slips CDPs meds into a suppository, sticks it up the Monday Monster's butt and gives him an enema