5 word character optimization game


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an oxymoron leading his foes

Liberty's Edge

to consult their military intelligence


and write down poems about

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their pwnsome uber commando ranger

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and your players are dumb.


and they are so full

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of fail they cannot see


They drown in Failure's Sea.

Scarab Sages

So gather round me friends,

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and start to sing with

Scarab Sages

voices full of logical snark


all about jumping the shark


stop rhyming like a dark..

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adolescent weenie in the park


who always leave a mark

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yellow soaked in tree bark


and sometimes they do fart


but that doesn't really work


sorry for beign a dork


Our froggy tanks got torque


Frenchies won't eat with forks!


they use the Holy Spankh™


That doesn't rhyme either, punk!


You should all play Hero,

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as my CoDzilla cleric will


want to eat a green


*vote fo' me fo'presidunt*


only if you outlaw Charoping

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and all forms of "logic"

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including, but not limited to

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"you are full of fail"


and harsh comments such as

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"It's RAW, look it up."


which tended to lead to


Nerdrage and hasty postings which


didn't make much sense, but

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definitely caused some zit poppage...


from all the other posters

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forcing Gary to clean up


his act. (he's a comedian)


Then a bard/barbarian/mystic munchkin build


dropped the football, losing the

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ability to cast barbarian spells,


+5 Str mod. with daggers,

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and free bull rush when


backfliping out of a cartwheel.

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The "Farmer's Handbook" was banned


after careful insight by witches

Scarab Sages

revealed it violated the OGL*

*Optimizing General Law


laid down hundred of years

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