7 word "Stargate" game (you can use 8 to dial another galaxy)

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"Wormhole activation, no IDC!" shouted Sergeant Harriman,

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"Line?" stammered Jack O'Neill, "I mean, Teal'c!"

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Unfortunately, the iris was in the shop,

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getting a radiator flush. The system would

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often stall at the worst times, causing

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Sam to strip naked for a distraction.

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Then, when the golla oold were looking

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for copies of Wizard of Oz, Jackson

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deciphered 10Megs of code, in 18 seconds, to

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distract the goa'uld with photoshopped pictures of

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Ra in compromising positions with all those

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Asgardians. Suddenly Apophis realized: "It's a trap!"

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Gunfire erupted all around, causing mass hysteria,

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as soldiers led by Kurt Russell stormed

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into the area, bad hair weaves and

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bikini-waxed abs laid bare to better

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revive a dying thread from near obscurity.

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When the gate opened, the sun was

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low on the horizon. Time flowed differently

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on this new planet known as Paizo,

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child of a thousand suns, messenger of

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the god Apophis, wisest of all rulers.

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A burst of rounds took his horse below.

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"This game really sucks," said Mr. Nealson.

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"What did you say, you stinky cheese

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backwater, goat herder. Shut up and foll my