8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[waltero]

King Theoden muttered: "So it begins." Drops of

[Aberzombie]

jello began falling from the sky. "What witchery

[waltero]

is this?" Pippin wondered: "Are the eagles coming?"

[Jal Dorak]

"No," bellowed the Balrog, "for I devoured them!"

[Charles Evans 25]

"Propaganda.", Gimli jeered, crushing the inch high 'Balrog'.

[flash_cxxi]

(Well, the pricy miniature of him at least)!

[Jal Dorak]

He was then promptly ejected from Games Workshop.

[Mothman]

Facing a lifetime ban, he wondered how he

[Charles Evans 25]

could best wield his DWARVEN RING to wreak

[Jal Dorak]

havoc on the stupid Elves who outdrank him.

[Aberzombie]

"Cry 'Havoc'," he cried, "and let slip the

[flash_cxxi]

girdle of War!" He knew they tended to

[Aberzombie]

worry about their keen fashion sense, or lack

[waltero]

abdominal fat. "I, Gimli, bellyflop champion of all

[Kirth Gersen]

the Olympic Games, hereby display my grizzled pizzle

[Mothman]

fo' shizzle!” The hobbits were shocked and covered

[Heathansson]

their feet lest the vulgarity bleach their hairs

[flash_cxxi]

into a mottled shade or indigo, not at

[Aberzombie]

all unlike a lovely shade of the sky

[Charles Evans 25]

above the dúnedain torched Morgûl Vale. The smoke,

[waltero]

from Gandalf's pipe had a peculiar odor. "Hey

[Jal Dorak]

I have crippling glaucoma!" the smelly wizard blurted.

[waltero]

"Us, too!" shouted the hobbits. "Pass that over

[Heathansson]

here so we can use it to see

[Mothman]

if any of our dear friends would like

[Heathansson]

to smoke out with Gandolf and cast some

[Patrick Curtin]

Hobbit to stoned spells on this magic gathering

[Aberzombie]

of free spirits and rebel scum. Sauron was

[Charles Evans 25]

meanwhile slaving washing dishes in Galadriel's kitchen, mocked

[Aberzombie]

by the ringwraiths, who had secured positions as

[Jal Dorak]

health inspectors for the tri-forest area, making

[Aberzombie]

them free to roam around and harass farmers,

[Jal Dorak]

turning their cows inside out and convincing them

[Patrick Curtin]

that they needed to scrub the exposed colons

[waltero]

reeking like the filth of ten thousand orcs.

[Jal Dorak]

In the meantime, Melkor was plotting his return,

[Charles Evans 25]

having forgotten he was just Morgoth these days,

[Jal Dorak]

and that he really didn't exist anymore, having

[waltero]

forgotten which elves called him what. "Good riddance

[Jal Dorak]

to that evil dictator, I would rather have

[Mothman]

and good night,” the elves had said gaily

[Jal Dorak]

as they outdrank a dozen dwarves without consequence.

[waltero]

Or so it seemed.... for consequences indeed waited

[Charles Evans 25]

, half a dozen spiders from Mirkwood lurking to

[Aberzombie]

the right of everyone, ready to pounce upon

[waltero]

Nori, Dori, Snori, Balin, Bombur, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,

[Patrick Curtin]

and Twisty, an Elf with a Dwarf fetish

[Charles Evans 25]

. The spiders ate the drunken elves, saving the

[Patrick Curtin]

pointy ears to make little party hats with

[Taliesin Hoyle]

The next time they gathered together in Mirkwood.