
The Jade |

I'm not sure that's enough for a permanent ban. And he recently took a couple months away from our boards on his own, and has returned with more incomprehensible nonsense. So giving him a time out probably won't work.
I really don't know what to do about this.
So, you admit the offical stance of Paizo is pro-anti-Americanism?!?!?
BAN THE JADE!!!
Oh wait...he's anti-Kazakhstanian...
Screw it - his posts are always filled with evil humor and zen, he should be banned just in case his ideas were to give encouragement to our enemies (whoever they may be).
BAN THE JADE!!!
Come to think of it, your refusal to ban people that offend me offends me.
BAN GARY!!!
BAN ROLL-ON! (Look at Seb's avatar and you'll see what I'm getting at)

The Jade |

Ah hell no, we're going with Paizo local time. And check out the post below yours. We will gets us a lock! The honor and dignity of America cannot be besmirched on the internet!!! Why are all those brave men and women fighting in Iraq? So that Canadians can come on these boards and talk trash in a weird rambling way about America? Hell no! Today, Americans everywhere will be vindicated; other nations will stand up and take note that nobody can talk smack about the U.S.A. without response! This thread will be placed in the National Archive so that people everywhere can appreciate the courage and patriotism it takes to stand up to nutty rambling posters whose very words threaten our way of life. We are in the presence of a great American hero, and I want everyone to take note.
They cannot take our freedom!!!!
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...
I'm so wanting to write a country song that includes the earnestly spoken phrase, "Have you taken your recommended daily allowance of vitamin A-merica today?

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[PS Your country was my country long before it was ever yours. My family fought the French occupation of Quebec. My family live on a farm there for several generations right up to the point when that terrorist Washington and his band of lawless, disrespectful bandits with the support of those stinking cultists in the continental congress decided they wanted to form the USA. They even fought in the Revolution. We moved to Red River which was eventually central in the little war when the USA attacked Canada (the place where that whole little rockets red glare gangster rap was inspired). So we moved to Canada and spent two hundred years building a future Commonwealth.
Your ignorance is truly astounding.
Quebec being in Canada, it is not occupied by the US. And if you were fighting the French occupation, I suggest you take it up with the French.As for the Red River, it was not "the place where the whole little rockets red glare gangster rap was inspired". That was Chesapeake Bay and Baltimore, Maryland. Rather far from Canada.
Of course, there is a Red River in Canada, and it was involved in a war - with Canada. Apparently the people were not too thrilled with building the Commonwealth as the rest of the Canadians.
So not only are you clueless about American history, you are rather clueless about Canadian history.
Not that I expect that to stop you. Wallowing in your own ignorance of history, and indeed reality in general, is the base of your ranting nonsense.
Further brances of my family moved from the USA because people with your point of view turned it into a Midden and attacked anyone who thought it could be different. If you dont know what that is, buy a dictionary.
As I noted, Quebec was never in the US. The Red River extends into the US, indeed there are several Red Rivers, but they are not Chesapeake Bay. So maybe you should buy an atlas and do some checking as to whether anyone in your family ever really lived in the US.
As for knowing what a midden is, I do. It is a storage place for the material you use as brains, as demonstrated by it being the source for your knowledge.
As far as I am concerned the USA is my property being held hostage by terrorists and there can be no negotiation with terrorists.
As far as you are concerned, anyone who does not fawningly worship your drivel is a terrorist, and they are twice as bad if they dare to express any dissenting opinion. It is quite obvious you like to abuse that word in an attempt to justify your own persecution complex and nonsensical political and economic rants.

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Sebastian wrote:(I've always had a soft spot for Castro. He looks like someone's nutty grandpa. If you can overlook that whole nutso murderer thing, I bet he's not a bad guy.)Hemingway seemed to like him. (: But, then, there are stories about Hemingway, too...
He liked to fish?
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!

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If folks can’t cowboy up and stop getting their feelings hurt, maybe they shouldn’t get involved in volatile threads.
“Speak the truth plainly & clearly; listen to others, even the dull and
ignorant, until you are certain they are utterly useless.
When you are not among men of reason, it is better to run than argue.”
-Romana Machado Undesiderata
By the way, I find the Cajun and Texan slander disgusting on these boards. ;)

Chris Self Former VP of Finance |

Chris Self wrote:Sebastian wrote:(I've always had a soft spot for Castro. He looks like someone's nutty grandpa. If you can overlook that whole nutso murderer thing, I bet he's not a bad guy.)Hemingway seemed to like him. (: But, then, there are stories about Hemingway, too...He liked to fish?
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
And by fish, I mean...smoke cigars, drink Coca-Cola, and listen to baseball.

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I think I pulled it off pretty well. The hard part was finding a huge plate to lay down on. Shaving sucked, however.

Trey |

I mean the movie being made about The Hobbit of course, which is actually a prequel sort of thing to The Lord of The Rings- or at least a prequel if your way around of thinking doesn't rate The Lord of The Rings as a a sequel. Tolkienn wrote The Hobbit first as far as I know.
Signs point to yes. Hobbit plus Hobbit "sequel."

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But guitars are worthless without picks if you can fingerpick like me. I'm pretty good too. Did you know a pick is also known as a plectrum? I have one fashioned from 1st edition metal but it got lodged in the rear of a prism golem.
Yep... I lost an electrum plectrum up a full spectrum rectum.
That comment is worthless without pics!

Charles Evans 25 |

Charles Evans 25 wrote:I mean the movie being made about The Hobbit of course, which is actually a prequel sort of thing to The Lord of The Rings- or at least a prequel if your way around of thinking doesn't rate The Lord of The Rings as a a sequel. Tolkienn wrote The Hobbit first as far as I know.Signs point to yes. Hobbit plus Hobbit "sequel."
ARGGGH!!! No!
<sobs>Where is Kobold Cleaver? We must unleash a war to end this thread, of Kobold Cleaver versus the smurfs.....

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:That comment is worthless without pics!But guitars are worthless without picks if you can fingerpick like me. I'm pretty good too. Did you know a pick is also known as a plectrum? I have one fashioned from 1st edition metal but it got lodged in the rear of a prism golem.
Yep... I lost an electrum plectrum up a full spectrum rectum.
Now that my pick is lodged where is, the golem says it won't release it until we talk to it for a while... so I'm afraid even the pick is quite worthless without comments.

Charles Evans 25 |
Castro Wants Our Brains!!!
No he doesn't; not according to that nice author, Clive Cussler, and the hero Dirk Pitt. Has anyone got a link for Clive Cussler's book Cyclops which they can post here? The escape from the Russian base in a bathtub was great.

Charles Evans 25 |
oh yeah... I voted for her.
DOY!What company?
Hang on; I'll try to post a link to the report. It might be out of date by now though... Link?

Trey |

What does that have to do with losing an electrum plectrum up a full spectrum rectum? Stay on point, people. Jeez.
I'm kind of hoping all the different threadjackers can sort of huddle up and select a common theme. At this point, I'm burning through my stupid one-liner allotment way too fast.