An Alphabet Book for Gloomy Children

[Wicht]

K is for Kobolds, the Killers of Kittens

[Lathiira]

L is for Lamia, the lustful lovers of the little.

[Adam Daigle]

M is for mangy manticores masticating on your Mom.

[Lathiira]

Daigle wrote:

M is for mangy manticores masticating on your Mom.

LOL . . . good one!

[Wicht]

N is for Nymphs who Necropsy Niave Nabobs.

[James Keegan]

Wicht wrote:

K is for Kobolds, the Killers of Kittens

Now I can't shake the image of capering kobolds filling sacks with kittens and throwing them into a river.

[Tarren Dei]

James Keegan wrote:

Wicht wrote:

K is for Kobolds, the Killers of Kittens

Now I can't shake the image of capering kobolds filling sacks with kittens and throwing them into a river.

That's good James. You just keep picturing them. Love the image. Nurture the image. Now, slowly, walk over to your sketchpad ...

I wonder if Mr. Keegan is susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick

[Kobold Catgirl]

James Keegan wrote:

Now I can't shake the image of capering kobolds filling sacks with kittens and throwing them into a river.

Bwahaha!!!

Oh, and Tarren is right. So (Command)get to that sketch pad!

[Wicht]

Lathiira wrote:

L is for Lamia, the lustful lovers of the little.

How about...

L is for Lamias, Lecherous and Lude

Though I don't get a gloomy sort of feel from it.

[Wicht]

James Keegan wrote:

Wicht wrote:

K is for Kobolds, the Killers of Kittens

Now I can't shake the image of capering kobolds filling sacks with kittens and throwing them into a river.

Picture a group of Kobolds, leaning over a bridge and gleefully watching the sack plummet towards the icy waters below. From the sack comes a lonesome 'mew'.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Wicht wrote:

James Keegan wrote:

Wicht wrote:

K is for Kobolds, the Killers of Kittens

Now I can't shake the image of capering kobolds filling sacks with kittens and throwing them into a river.

Picture a group of Kobolds, leaning over a bridge and gleefully watching the sack plummet towards the icy waters below. From the sack comes a lonesome 'mew'.

Bwahahaha!!!!

[flash_cxxi]

Daigle wrote:

M is for mangy manticores masticating on your Mom.

I had to read that twice then!!!

[Adam Daigle]

O is for Ossiferous Orgies of Owlbear skeletons.

[Adam Daigle]

Can I do two in a row?

P is for Penetrations by Particularly Pallid Piercers.

[Wicht]

Q is for Quicklings who keep their Quadrans in Quags

[Tarren Dei]

R is for Runelords Returning to Rule

[Tarren Dei]

S is for Seven Scandalous Sins of the Saviours

and

S is for Sinspawn in all Seven flavours

[flash_cxxi]

T is for Tarrasque. That Tremendously Terrifying Tower of Titanic TPKs.

[flash_cxxi]

flash_cxxi wrote:

T is for Tarrasque. That Tremendously Terrifying Tower of Titanic TPKs.

I must be like a Thread Killer or something :(

Sooooo many threads on these boards I make a post and then you can see the tumbleweeds blow across in front of it...
I'm beginning to think that people don't like me :(

[Tarren Dei]

flash_cxxi wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

T is for Tarrasque. That Tremendously Terrifying Tower of Titanic TPKs.

I must be like a Thread Killer or something :(

Sooooo many threads on these boards I make a post and then you can see the tumbleweeds blow across in front of it...
I'm beginning to think that people don't like me :(

T is for Threadkillers with Terrible Timing

Nah, ... I think it was that there aren't many monsters filed under 'U' foiling our plans to make alphabetically organized dungeons interesting.

U is for Undead Under your bed, killing your parents, and then eating your head.

[Wicht]

V is for Vrock, Violently Victualing Vile Visages

[Adam Daigle]

W is for Wicked Will'o wisps whetting their appetite for Woe.

[Lilith]

X is for Xorn, who play xylophones eXcitedly.

[flash_cxxi]

Y is for Yugoloth. Who I just read today have all become Demons in 4e which is really Yucky because I liked them before for being the Neutral Mercenaries of the Bloodwar.

[flash_cxxi]

Y is for Yugoloth. Who I just read today have all become Demons in 4e which is really Yucky because I liked them before for being the Neutral Mercenaries of the Bloodwar.

[flash_cxxi]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Y is for Yugoloth. Who I just read today have all become Demons in 4e which is really Yucky because I liked them before for being the Neutral Mercenaries of the Bloodwar.

Stupid Double Post =(

My Post disappeard, so I re-posted it and lo and behold my first post re-appeared!

[Kobold Catgirl]

(Yeah, that seems to happen a lot)

[Kobold Catgirl]

B is for I have absolutely what begins with 'B'!!! Hey, 'begins' does...okay, start over... Z is for wait, is this still on bold? Darn it! Time to start over! Okay, from the top...wait, I forgot, I'm supposed to to 'Z'! Starting over...

[The Jade]

Lilith wrote:

X is for Xorn, who play xylophones eXcitedly.

My last X example was, "X is for xylophone playing xorn on Xanex."

You have been charged with plagiarism and I demand back royalty payments of Biscotti.

[Heathansson]

She's off the hook with the x defence.
There being a finite number of words beginning with x, most things play xylophones in an alphabet book. It's the only way to have alphabet books without smiting x from the language.
Professor X? Probable Xylophone player in the Marvel Alphabet Hero Book...

[Kobold Catgirl]

What about X men?

[Heathansson]

They start with a "t."

[Wicht]

Z is for Zambulah Zombies in strange Zoos

I looked through four books, including the Tome of Horrors, Call of Cthulhu, and Dangerous Denizens, and the only Z monster entry not a Zombie was the Zambulah, an animal.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

They start with a "t."

What? I thought that englishmen always did!

[Charles Evans 25]

A is for Axminster Carpet- No. You really don't want to know what one once did to a group of bold adventurers, but this one was related to a gazebo.

B is for Banshee, wailing your doom.

C is for Cthulhu. Ia. Cthulhu. Cthulhu fhtagn.

[Lilith]

The Jade wrote:

You have been charged with plagiarism and I demand back royalty payments of Biscotti.

D'oh!

What kind? Vanilla lemon? Hazelnut cranberry? Chocolate cashew? White chocolate pistachio? :D

[The Jade]

Lilith wrote:

The Jade wrote:

You have been charged with plagiarism and I demand back royalty payments of Biscotti.

D'oh!

What kind? Vanilla lemon? Hazelnut cranberry? Chocolate cashew? White chocolate pistachio? :D

I'm jacuzzing in my own drool.

[flash_cxxi]

The Jade wrote:

I'm jacuzzing in my own drool.

Now there's a picture that I'm gonna have to imbibe copious amounts of alcohol to erase from my mind ;)

[The Jade]

flash_cxxi wrote:

The Jade wrote:

I'm jacuzzing in my own drool.

Now there's a picture that I'm gonna have to imbibe copious amounts of alcohol to erase from my mind ;)

It's the way that said drool remains so unsparing, warm and bubbly that really turns the stomach.

[Kobold Catgirl]

This is a scary place.

[Mommy, what's a gagortion?]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

This is a scary place.

We've only just begun...

[Tarren Dei]

Man, I remember this thread. ...

[Heathansson]

oh yeah.