| Full Name |
Percy Chester Lester Voight |
| Race |
Any one you can exploit |
| Classes/Levels |
Low enough for maladroit |
| Gender |
Light the stogie, it's a boy |
| Size |
Taller than as a crop of soy |
| Age |
Older than the fake Mccoy |
| Special Abilities |
Kiss the girls and make 'em oi! |
| Alignment |
Neutral good for nothing ploy |
| Deity |
Splinter from the horse of Troy |
| Location |
Two miles under ol' Detroit |
| Languages |
A bit of each I do employ |
| Occupation |
Annoy, destroy, deploy my toy |
