Like Heathy?They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...
So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?
Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.
If you wanna slug me it's allright.
'Beaver Cleaver'?... That's it. I am very mad, and Heathy shall be punished.
Gee, Wally! I think he's mad.
Silence!
I'm hundreds of miles away. That spell won't work.
I'm hundreds of miles away. That spell won't work.
Not with these over-powered metamagic feats!
Still didn't work. Oh, yeah it did. My keyboard is quiet when I'm typing. Coooooool. Hey, WALLY!
Still didn't work. Oh, yeah it did. My keyboard is quiet when I'm typing. Coooooool. Hey, WALLY!
This is getting annoying. Greater Greatest More Greatest [Insert all metamagic feats here] Fireball!
Nooo...we nearly had it at the bottom...
Hey! Let's play volleyball!
Hey! Let's play volleyball!
With smurf heads!
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
He went out smurf hunting with his shortsword and crossbow
In case of accidents he always took his mom (Kobold Mother Superior Cleaver)
He's the all Mighty Kobold Cleaver mother's son
All the kobold children sing
Hey,Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver?
What did you kill,Kobold Cleaver?
Deep in the forest where the happy smurfs live
Kobold Cleaver and his giant weasels were taken by surprise
So Vomit Guy splatted him right between the eyes,Splooooorrrtttcchh!
All the kobold children sing
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
The kobold children asked him if to kill was not a sin
"Not when he looked so fierce", his mummy butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the kobold children sing
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Oh ho!
[Eh up!]
What did he kill?
Two things, 1) I have no crossbows, weasels, and/or shortswords, and 2)Vomit Guy is dead.
Two things, 1) I have no crossbows, weasels, and/or shortswords, and 2)Vomit Guy is dead.
Three things;
1.) What is that your holding in your grubby little claws? a tooth pick!2.)page 161 of MM Stat block clearly states under Organization: That your lairs contain Dire weasels
Vomit Guy is dead?
From a certain point of view..
3.)His legend and stories will live on forever
Kobolds speak draconic with a voice that sounds like that of a yapping dog! I find that fitting even here on message boards...
I want to submit a proposal to get my own smurfs avatar because of my name (Long story; ok not actually long, but just kind of wierd). lojakz and Woodengolem can attest that Smurfs O'Malley is my real life nickname.
1) I have no crossbows, weasels, and/or shortswords,1.) What is that your holding in your grubby little claws?
Tiny greatsword.
Edit: smurf
There's no such thing as smurfs...
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?He went out smurf hunting with his shortsword and crossbow
In case of accidents he always took his mom (Kobold Mother Superior Cleaver)
He's the all Mighty Kobold Cleaver mother's son
All the kobold children singHey,Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver?
What did you kill,Kobold Cleaver?Deep in the forest where the happy smurfs live
Kobold Cleaver and his giant weasels were taken by surprise
So Vomit Guy splatted him right between the eyes,Splooooorrrtttcchh!
All the kobold children singHey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?The kobold children asked him if to kill was not a sin
"Not when he looked so fierce", his mummy butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the kobold children singHey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?
Hey, Kobold Cleaver
What did you kill, Kobold Cleaver?Oh ho!
[Eh up!]
Ya know, I just tried singing that and no dice. The words don't work with the tune.
Will someone please cast true resurrection on Vomit Guy? I miss my mentor!
Don't smurf with me or I'll smurf you!
Ya know, I just tried singing that and no dice. The words don't work with the tune.
ok then so glad you pointed that out...this not Paizo Idol so I'm not judging if you can sing...What the world needs now is a smurf critic
...page 161 of MM Stat block clearly states under Organization: That your lairs contain Dire weasels
Umm...
...heh heh heh...I kinda...killed all my, uh, kin...so, uh, so pets...
Actually, come to think of it, my aunt would still be around if she'd just let me have that pony...
Uh, not that I'd ever want a pony...or want to be a fairy princess...
Oh shut up!!!
That would be... well... smurfy. :D
Yes, smurfy indeed. :)
Dang smrfs...
NO MORE BLUE LITTLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats all the blue littles in sight*
This is seriously smurfed up:
Note: NSFW/NSFS (Not Safe for Smurf)
I think I'm gonna smurf. This is the kind of thing that makes little smurfs acquire the 'fiendish' template.
WTS! (What the Smurf!)
I think I'm gonna -----. This is the kind of thing that makes little ------ acquire the 'fiendish' template.
WTS! (What the -----!)
You fools...utter fools...
I hate smrfs.
I hate smrfs.
Why do you hate these letters of the alphabet, and you hate the letter s twice as as the others why?
Because s isn't in my name, and it is in yours.
why can't you love?
why can't you love?Don't you mean, "Why can't you ----?"
Gah!!! A smrf has entered these boards! Kill it! Let us begin the ritual that will bind it forever!
*binding ritual*
Chanting...chanting...chanting...eat blue little...chanting...
*end ritual*
*binding ritual*
Chanting...chanting...chanting...eat blue little...chanting...
*end ritual*
The ritual is complete! The smrfs are bound!