Oh! Pardon me! I thought you said you "smurf" a doctor on TV, but you only said you smurf one. I retract my statement.
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I'm not a doctor, but I smurf one on T.V. You smurfed a doctor on TV? What, are you some kind of smurfvert or something? This is just the kind of smurfy behavior that smurfs society into the smurfy smurf it is! Have you no smurfency? 
The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...No, they're Belgian. Yeah, like that's supposed to be better? 
The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore... 
Master? Is that you? 
The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message. I mean, think about it: what should we think about a woman (Smurfette) who deliberately moves into a community where she knows perfectly well that she's the only female. I mean, smurf, she had to have done that just to cause trouble. It's just so "Desperate Smurfwives" or perhaps "Smurf in the City". I don't know how anybody thought that series could be appropriate for children!
I think I'm gonna smurf. This is the kind of thing that makes little smurfs acquire the 'fiendish' template. WTS! (What the Smurf!)
Yeah, dem snowballs is dangerous. 'Specially when Snilloc starts tossin' 'em around.
Bleuaaarghhh! Blooorrrggghhhh! Plaaarrrrppphhhhh! Hooooorrrrkkkkhhhhhh! Spleeeeetttttccccchhhhh Master? Was that you? Sorry. I thought I heard something in here. 
Will someone please cast true resurrection on Vomit Guy? I miss my mentor! Don't smurf with me or I'll smurf you! |