This meeting will now come to order. What shall we address first?
My toilet is backed up. What are you gonna do about it?
What, you two aren't fighting yet?
Man, this is a long meeting
Not as long as last month's.
"Hehe. Me look everywhere for this place."
We must first remove our biggest threat... the "you must be this tall to ride" sign!
I just switched to Geico!!!
WHACK WHACK!
"These thingies move purty fast"
Wouldn't you like to know!
I'll flush them out, someboddy nab the little boogers.
You had better be talkin' about the little boogers in the bag.
Gee, thanks Mrs. Haskell!
I just ate something. Not sure what. It tasted like chicken, though.
Heathansson wrote: I'll flush them out, someboddy nab the little boogers. So I guess your toilet is working again...
Hell's yih. I love giving kobolds swirlys.
Do I even WANT to know what you're swirlin' on a kobold?!
They're so tiny, I just put the whole kobold in there.
I like Kobold stew! That's good eatin'!
*stomach rumbles*
I need to find something to eat...
Heathansson wrote: They're so tiny, I just put the whole kobold in there. Oh, so it's the kobold version of Disney's teacup rides mixed with the bubba tube... I gotchya now.
Swim, little lizard monkey! Swim damn you!!!
You know Heathy, if you strap a brush to their butt, you'll have your own kobold toilet brush.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm dizzy.
What other fun can we have with kobolds?
Might I suggest Kobold Curling?
Meh....they don't weigh enough. I usually curl a couplea xorns stabbed on each end of a 2bladed sword darth maul weapon thing.
We could exchange Kobold recipes. Anyone have a good recipe for Kobold a'l'orange? How about sweet and sour kobold? Kobold S'mores?
Mmmm...I can taste those herbs and spices now...
*stomach grumbles*
Wow, I thought this thread had gone down into the archives. I gotta check these forums more often.
This month, I think we should address the invading creatures known as 'smrfs'.
Nah, less filling and less tasty.
But KC, the smurfs won the war - they are our overlords now.
Mothman wrote: But KC, the smrfs won the war - they are our overlords now. No, if we just ignore the thread then, without anything to fight, they will run out of a topic and go back into hiding.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Mothman wrote: But KC, the smrfs won the war - they are our overlords now. No, if we just ignore the thread then, without anything to fight, they will run out of a topic and go back into hiding. Don't want smrfs to hide. Want to eat them...
Obese Kobold wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Mothman wrote: But KC, the smrfs won the war - they are our overlords now. No, if we just ignore the thread then, without anything to fight, they will run out of a topic and go back into hiding. Don't want smrfs to hide. Want to eat them... Yum...smrfs...
If a smurf ate kentucky fried kobold, that's not cannibalism, right?
If a kobold ate a beaver hater, would it be tastier fried or broiled?
Who could possibly hate beavers?
Beaver Cleaver wrote: Who could possibly hate beavers? Umm...*Ahem*
Cough cough cough (Beaver cleavers)cough cough cough...
Ayup I'll tell ya howls tado beaver!Old Red gots some skills with roadkill cookin!Gets me sauce!Bar-Bar-Ra-Que!AYUP!You longlegged goons are hungry!
Kobolds'll jump up in yer grill like an armadillo.
Stick your paws in the air like you don care.
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