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That's not Mike MacArtor, is it?
No, Mike has progressed beyond mere ninja to ninja master.
He is sitting somewhere in the greater Seattle area, in a high backed leather, steel studded chair sipping sake. He is stroking a white cat named "precious" and is plotting the downfall of man. He sends instructions out to his ninja minions via wristwatch communicators.
And, in his downtime, edits GameMastery Modules.
His minions know him only as Dr. Claw.

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Crom and Mitra! What is this ??!!
I've seen that before. I just hope (for their sakes) that none of those ninja are in my clan. But I would guess not, since you can actually see the ninja in that video...
Here's a stupid ninja.
Agreed. So not a member of my clan.
That's not Mike MacArtor, is it?
Oh Heathy... you lose a cookie.
1. I'm not a ninja. I'm a ninja master. Like the ninja, the difference is subtle.2. Even if I were a ninja, if I actually made myself seen like that guy, my ninja master would force me to commit seppuku.
3. You got a little too happy with the "a" key there in my name. :P
No, Mike has progressed beyond mere ninja to ninja master.
A little less like progression and more like I'm not good at being a ninja but I'm pretty decent at telling people what to do, so instead of training to become a ninja I went into the field of ninja mastery. I even have an MNA (a Master of Ninja Administration). No really, it's even in my profile. That's how you know it's true.
He is sitting somewhere in the greater Seattle area, in a high backed leather, steel studded chair sipping sake. He is stroking a white cat named "precious" and is plotting the downfall of man. He sends instructions out to his ninja minions via wristwatch communicators.
And, in his downtime, edits GameMastery Modules.
His minions know him only as Dr. Claw.
Hmm... I think I've got a spy somewhere in my clan. Er... a spy who isn't working for me, that is. :\

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All good ninja clans spy on each other - it is discourteous to be ill-informed about the plans of one's rivals, especially if it leads to baked goods and other nummies available for the taking.
Guess you should have hidden that doctorate of ninja administration certificate rather than frame it on the wall eh Mike ? ^_^

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All good ninja clans spy on each other - it is discourteous to be ill-informed about the plans of one's rivals, especially if it leads to baked goods and other nummies available for the taking.
Guess you should have hidden that doctorate of ninja administration certificate rather than frame it on the wall eh Mike ? ^_^
Apparently so! This is why I would make for a bad ninja myself. ^_^

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Get your Ninja on !
Oh hells yeah!
That game proves why I am a ninja master and not a ninja. ;D
It might be slightly easier on a faster computer, though. Or harder...

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Here is one from the underworld. Nitty, gritty, death dealing Ninjas!
Check this clip of ancient Ninja techniques and ambush tactics:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v306644628eNtBCs
(there is a 30 second intro)

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Mike McArtor wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:Hey, almost forgot about this thread. DEATH TO NINJAS!!!Ooo... that was original.
;P
Don't take it personally, Mike. I can't stand pirates, either. For both of them would easily be defeated by...
NECROMANCERS!!!
Ah, now I see. That does impress me. You win that argument. ^_^