Post querying why a deaf bear is trying to clap with one paw when a tree falls in the woods.
Post decrying that the end is nigh.
Post urging the previous poster to stop crying and act like a man.
Invocation of some "theorem", "law", or "fallacy" known only to people who frequent messageboards.
Aberzombie wrote: Post urging the previous poster to stop crying and act like a man. Retort with proof that the end truly is nigh.
Post attempting to start a "theorem", "law", or "fallacy" known only to people who frequent messageboards.
Post regarding poster's n00bishness.
Pugnacious commentary regarding the proposal to remake John Carpenter's The Thing.
Post breaking down new Pathfinder rules into complicated mathematical equations with several pages of notes followed by rampant complaining.
Callous Jack wrote: Post breaking down any role playing game's rules into complicated mathematical equations with several pages of notes followed by rampant complaining. Corrected.
Thoughtfull musings on the linguistic origins of the word "F$#@".
Thoughtfull musings on why one would give a F$#@.
CourtFool wrote: Thoughtfull musings on why one would give a F$#@. F$#@ that.
Callous Jack wrote: CourtFool wrote: Thoughtfull musings on why one would give a F$#@. F$#@ that.
Why you, mother F$#@er!
CourtFool wrote: Callous Jack wrote: CourtFool wrote: Thoughtfull musings on why one would give a F$#@. F$#@ that.
Why you, mother F$#@er! Who the F$#@ are you talking to?
Query concerning what has been missed in poster's absence due to work schedule.
Gary Teter wrote: Sheer panic. Reassurance that all is well and things will be handled with grace and civility.
Ixancoatl wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Sheer panic. Reassurance that all is well and things will be handled with grace and civility. Foul-mouthed response throwing civility out the proverbial window.
Celestial Healer wrote: Ixancoatl wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Sheer panic. Reassurance that all is well and things will be handled with grace and civility. Foul-mouthed response throwing civility out the proverbial window. Apologies to first quotee for negligence in the window-shutting department
Celestial Healer wrote: Foul-mouthed response throwing civility out the proverbial window. *Watches civility splat on the proverbial pavement 7 stories down*
Callous Jack wrote: *Watches civility splat on the proverbial pavement 7 stories down* *Calls the proverbial 911.*
*Goes into the proverbial shock*
*screws the proverbial pooch*
CourtFool wrote: *screws the proverbial pooch* *posits double-entendre in reference to poster's avatar*
Ixancoatl wrote: CourtFool wrote: *screws the proverbial pooch* *posits double-entendre in reference to poster's avatar* F$#@ me!
CourtFool wrote: Ixancoatl wrote: CourtFool wrote: *screws the proverbial pooch* *posits double-entendre in reference to poster's avatar* F$#@ me! *demostrative explanation using academic level terminology to point out that poster is using an imperative command and not an explitive therefore suborning the need for voluteers*
Ixancoatl wrote: *demostrative explanation using academic level terminology to point out that poster is using an imperative command and not an explitive therefore suborning the need for voluteers* Ah, so idioms are no longer allowed?
Shut the F$#@ up, n00b!!!1!!shift+1
Flags previous f&ing post for profanity.
CourtFool wrote: Ah, so idioms are no longer allowed? Rant against oppression of idioms.
Rant against the oppression of oppression.
Ross Byers wrote: Rant against the oppression of oppression. Rant justifying the suppression of oppression of oppression.
...which is subsequently suppressed.
An almost incomprehensible post with several misspelled words about having a headache.
Post for no other reason but to increase post count.
Taliesin Hoyle wrote: post which is to be deleted, and will survive as nothing more that another f*+~ing quote
Taliesin Hoyle wrote: Taliesin Hoyle wrote: post which is to be deleted, and will survive as nothing more that another f%@*ing quote Post wishing said post was deleted before it was quoted. No wait...agh!
Callous Jack wrote: Taliesin Hoyle wrote: Taliesin Hoyle wrote: post which is to be deleted, and will survive as nothing more that another f%@*ing quote Post wishing said post was deleted before it was quoted. No wait...agh! Post asking that you refrain from quoting the original post, which nevertheless ironically quotes both the original, and the quote.
|