Return post not included.
Claims of attention from someone who's just trying to get some responsibility.
Evasion of responsibility.
High School reunion photographs.
Sock puppet post.
Vituperative post.
Don't make me vituperate.
Classless post.
Late arriving post demanding explanation of the entire thread content.
Lengthy post explaining that I can do that quite well on my own, thank you. :)
The Post is in the tube and the tube is in the mail.
Late arriving post demanding explanation of the entire thread content.Explanation of the entire thread content, skewed heavily to underscore my own personal viewpoint and to ensure that certain other posters look like crazy and/or stupid.
Blazing flame post of those the previous poster painted badly, consisting of pieced-together tidbits from a cursory scan of the thread and veiled suggestions of information distributed through private messages.
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Late arriving post demanding explanation of the entire thread content.Explanation of the entire thread content, skewed heavily to underscore my own personal viewpoint and to ensure that certain other posters look like crazy and/or stupid.
Post thread jacking informing there are too many posts like that.
<Generic bump spam post to push mega-offensive thread into the ashcan of history>
Witty approving commentary.
Side of the road post.
Shamelessly brown-nosing post congratulating the staff and talent on their hugely successful ventures, with ego-padding their skills and abilities.
Post that echoes the above, with the hope that no one will notice the shameless copying.
Post mocking the previous poster for shameless copying.
Reworded variant of past two congratulatory posts. At least I put some effort into it. :P
Obligatory +1
Post directing newcomer to read about halfway up this page, that question was already asked and answered.
Post from a cranky alias lamenting that this thread is still active after all these years.
Generic bump
$1,000 an hour bump.
Wholesale bump.
Post by the OP stating his elation at finding the thread still active after all these years.
Ad hominem. Lengthy elaboration of religious reasons that this thread is evil. Quotes from poster's holy books.
Opening statement.
Witty, sarcastic remark to endear the reader to the author.
Statement of opinion.
Anecdotal evidence to reinforce opinion.
Allusion to opinion as fact.
Inflammatory remark to engender hostility with other posters and prompt response.
Ironic remark about the OP's self importance.
Marginalization of OP's opinion.
Cherry picked evidence demonstrating that OP's evidence was concocted.
Marginalization of all fact as mere opinion. Insistence that truth only flows from poster's god.
Death threat.
Drunken posht.
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Flagging of post.
Flagging off post.
Spoilered explosive runes.
Drunken posht.
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Sympathy vomit.
Spam
More spam.