Overly polite fist post to avoid offending anyone.
Polite response, in kind, welcoming poster to the boards. Mention of Lilith eventually giving cookies to poster.
Request to new poster to avoid abrasive and contentious posts.
Invitation.
Oops that should be first not fist, unless you want it that way.
I do have a reputation to maintain.
Post thanking those who welcomed me to the forums followed by a halfhearted promise not to abrade or cause others consternation, yet.
Pedantic screaming and threat to take ones toys and go home
Wonders if this thread will surpass other pointless threads in quantity of responses.
Doubt.
Mention of other thread about thread length.Anecdote about Solnes.
Challenge.
Post which pretends not to notice the previous post, but which is oddly strained.
Location of Hidden Mickey in Tomorrowland.
Overly polite fist post to avoid offending anyone.
Over-the-top rant about OP's inability to spell that temporarily suppresses poster's own feelings of inadequacy. Insincere apology for the harsh tone of post.
Director of Sales
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Notification that previous post has been summarily suppressed, censored, and wiped thoroughly from the database. Further notice that the offending poster is banned not just from these messageboards, but from life itself, and the heavenly reward. Post features gratuitous use of the bold flag, sentences written in all caps, and the word "banninated".
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Director of Sales
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Notice that the previous post does not concern the post which now precedes it, but one that used to precede it, which you cannot see due to the fact that it's been suppressed.
Addendum that the post which now precedes the post preceding this one narrowly escaped the fate of the next poster.
Post which starts innocently enough, then somehow morphs into a blatant advertisement for Pocari Sweat, the ion supply drink that puts back in what you need to keep going all day. Pocari Sweat. Be the best! Sweat it!
Post claiming that Pocari Sweat is the leading cause of Japanese game shows.
Notification that previous post has been summarily suppressed, censored, and wiped thoroughly from the database.
Suggestion quoted poster could not suppress himself out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors and a blow torch.
Seems I touched a nerve. Careful or the other eye will pop out.
Post decrying the short attention spans of today's cultists.
Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.
The Not So Great Schism?
Buuuuuuurp post
Declaration that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Yet another expression of shock and surprise over the existence of Jack Chick's "Dark Dungeons" comic.
Post comparing the fall of the Roman empire to making St. Louis style BBQ.
Grandiose assertion that when one blasphemes, I am the victim.
Suggestion that person, identified as Beavis, immediately take measures to calm himself.