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Yes. In the toilet. The bowl methinks.

Sovereign Court

*flushes toilet*


Post pointing out that Kobold Cleaver had not used his Feign Death spell on this thread, and that really is a large flock of dire lemmings waiting up there....


Remembers whistle and blows, calling half swarm of Flying Dire Lemmings to aid.

Sovereign Court

*fends off Dire Lemmings with a plunger*


Callous Jack wrote:
*fends off Dire Lemmings with a plunger*

We is really need call plumber. I is drowning...Lemmings help me...


*Smash toilet lid*

Scarab Sages

Thoughtful, yet meandering, ruminations on the sublime texture of reality.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Pointed links.

Sovereign Court

Repeated use of adages involving Murphy's Law, the Peter Principle, Occam's Razor, Pavlov's dogs, etc.


Off-color joke about the phrase "the Peter Principle."


Deadly serious observation that Boris Johnson has just been elected mayor of the capital city of the UK.

Scarab Sages

Superfluous commentary.


Aberzombie wrote:
Superfluous commentary.

Which is what, in this poster's opinion, Boris Johnson often does....

Speculation that Aberzombie may have been advising Boris Johnson. Reference to 'inverted pyramid of piffle' remark made by Boris Johnson. (Yes, real life politicians do say things like that in the UK!)
Closing remark pondering different perspectives upon the term 'superfluous'.


Off-topic response about self being superfluous to the conversation.


Plea to fellow posters to let this inane thread die.


Breathless discovery that typing the word Smurf will automatically change one's avatar.

Dark Archive

Kruelaid wrote:
Plea to fellow posters to let this inane thread die.

So why the smurf are you still posting here? Isn't it because you find this thread smurfy?


Post directing the previous poster to the many threads that are already all smurfed up.


1. Yet another plea to let this senseless thread die followed by:

2. Some comparisons to other ridiculous threads on these boards particularly those involving smu[url=frank][/url]rfs.

3. Post then questions the sanity and intelligence of Paizo board regulars.

4. Post concludes by asking the webmaster to remove this thread from the top ten.


Curse directed toward Gary Teter for patching the last of the sm[url=http://paizo.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/DirectAction/editPost?post=v5748gbihr117][/url]urf exploits.


Kneejerk overreaction to concept of board moderation.

Threat to leave (and take my bat and ball with me).


Double post due to original post being eaten by the PostMonster.


Fart joke.


Off-topic comment on another user's messageboard avatar.


Rant about post bugs. More cursing directed at Gary Teter.


Agree with rant about post bugs.

Threaten (again) to leave.

Mention obscure theory about 12th century Russian serf conspiracy linked to modern internet messageboard post bugs.


Post asserting that the number 42 is very significant.


Blue_eyed_paladin wrote:
Off-topic comment on another user's messageboard avatar.

Query on whether said avatar is in fact Courtfool's.


Refutation: said avatar belongs to Charles Evans 25.


Pointing out that poor charles need only type the word smurf and an avatar will be loaned to him in the form of a smurf


Kruelaid wrote:
Plea to fellow posters to let this inane thread die.

Post purporting to be in agreement with plea, but actually intended to work against it.


another post to make sure its not permanent!

Dark Archive RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32

Kruelaid wrote:
Plea to fellow posters to let this inane thread die.

Post championing inanity.


Post pointing out that an important discovery was purportedly made in the Chatroom last night.
That Reality=F & M Royal Blend=Real tea.
Post developing this point, examining the fact that Walt Disney (surely one of the very many definitions of Fantasy) has kingdoms/bases in the US and France, and observing (with shaky logic) that by the Boston Tea-Party, Walt Disney was the inevitable consequence.
Remark pointing out that the French are not exactly reputed to be great tea-drinkers either, which in the absence of a tea party may (with equally shaky logic) explain the Walt Disney infestation.... er, base.
Post concludes with an examination, that what needs to be done, is posibly to inject fantasy kingdoms into tea, or tea into fantasy kingdoms, so that everyone can be happy.
Or maybe that world domination by cthulhu might be a simpler solution instead.


Post decrying 4e, using "not for all the tea in my fantasy world/s" and "from my cold dead hands"

Scarab Sages

Dulcet ramblings of an existential nature.

Sovereign Court

Metaphorical gibbering.


Post attesting to the godhood of Frank Trollman.

Scarab Sages

Kruelaid wrote:
Post attesting to the godhood of Frank Trollman.

Query regarding the identity of Frank Trollman. Further query as to why I should care.

Sovereign Court

Kruelaid wrote:
Post attesting to the godhood of Frank Trollman.

Post asking Paizo to ban Kruelaid for causing trouble.


Callous Jack wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Post attesting to the godhood of Frank Trollman.
Post asking Paizo to ban Kruelaid for causing trouble.

Similar post directed at Charles Evans.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Kruelaid wrote:
Poster reminisces about the good old days when Fantasy Island and Gilligan's Island were on the air.

Late reply to an old, forgotten post, discussing a minute point regarding the Skipper.

Coincidentally, the first letters in each of the reply's five lines spell out
F
N
O
R
D


Big Jake wrote:
Post asserting that the number 42 is very significant.

This post refutes the general intelligence of above poster because the assertion only delves into the number 42, while totally ignoring its denominators of 7 and 6, making them therefore just as significant.

And those who are truly intelligent (me, and few else) would also then realize the same significance of the number 14, which is not only also a denominator, but a multiple of a denominator.

I could insert links here to great mathematicians, supporting this view, but generally happy with my own competence in the assertion, and therefore, content.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Todd Johnson wrote:

This post refutes the general intelligence of above poster because the assertion only delves into the number 42, while totally ignoring its denominators of 7 and 6, making them therefore just as significant.

And those who are truly intelligent (me, and few else) would also then realize the same significance of the number 14, which is not only also a denominator, but a multiple of a denominator.

Pedantic note regarding denominators and factors, ending in an obscure trivia note regarding base-13.

Scarab Sages

Haphazard appraisal of Ursus arctos horribilis' predatory talents.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Post attesting to the godhood of Frank Trollman.
Post asking Paizo to ban Kruelaid for causing trouble.
Similar post directed at Charles Evans.

Reply by Charles Evans 25:

(note that 25)
Expression of slight surprise at this harsh call from Kobold Cleaver, since the aforementioned Charles Evans seems only to have made two posts (as of the time of posting this) on *this thread* and hasn't been noticed posting since I replied to one of his posts.

Expression of sympathy for Kobold Cleaver, since this sort of strange-but-true occurence probably only pops up on the Paizo boards, and Kobold Cleaver can hardly be blamed for being caught flat-footed by this one.

Pat on the back for Kobold Cleaver, and offer to him of a couple of heightened scrolls of his favourite explosive runes to cheer him up.


Use of said scrolls in spoiler directed at Charles Evans.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Use of said scrolls in spoiler directed at Charles Evans.

Spoiler:
Oops. That protect-the-giver contingency fires....

Edit:

Speculation that Kobold Cleaver may be a Eurodisney shareholder. Sadness that Kobold Cleaver may have to be added to this year's Christmas card list.

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