Generic Post

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Hitler!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post that is false that says this post is false but does not mention the use of the use-mention distinction.

[Sock Puppet]

Post that points out that the previous post was a paradox.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Post involving screaming insane kobold killing paradox-forging sock thingy.

[Aberzombie]

Serendipitous mockery directed at faux Lizard Boys.

[Gary Teter]

Post which ponders which errant instance is crapping up the recent threads box....

[Gary Teter]

Post of pokery.

[Whimsy Chris]

Post which tries to help Gary Teter test the system for bugs, but actually gets in the way of an actual discovery which puts Gary behind by a month.

[Big Jake]

Brief statement of emotion followed by an exclamation point. !

Bewilderingly long explanation of what this poster has been doing for the past year that caused him to not notice this thread before now.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which arbitrarily welcomes the last poster to the thread as if the poster owned it. Unrelated footnote. Reminiscence about previous post.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which adds nothing to the discussion but mentions the smurfs.

[Dr. Fish]

Post that serves no purpose other than to test out new avatar.

[Alias of Mike McArtor]

Another post that serves no purpose other than try out a different avatar.

[Zod]

A third post that... ahhh... you get the idea. :P

[Aberzombie]

Fervid eclaircissement a propros subject uninteresting to all but poster.

[Gary Teter]

Post of testing. Now with edits! And more edits. One more edit for the road.

[edit] Note of clarification.

[Trey]

Quote from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing.

[Callous Jack]

Zod wrote:

A third post that... ahhh... you get the idea. :P

Post which rants about avatar being stolen.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post which belatedly points out to the PostMonster General that maybe people clicking on the forward and back buttons on Internet Explorer during long preview/edit procedures might be resulting in double posts of normal posts or threads for some reason which the poster of this post does not fully comprehend.

[Aberzombie]

Fanciful blathering.

[Gary Teter]

Post of dismay.

[Gary Teter]

Post of despair.

[Charles Evans 25]

Gary Teter wrote:

Post of despair.

Post based on haphazard observational evidence not yet verified by scientific experimentation speculating further on double-posting.

Edit:
Post carrying out experiment.

Further Edit:
Further experiment.

Further Further Edit:
Current experiments into double posting having failed, experimenter heads off to dinner.

[Cosmo]

Post which seems to assume that merely providing a link to some inexplicable picture will convey all the meaning that poster intended. It doesn't.

[Charles Evans 25]

Experimenter having returned from dinner, post expressing disconsolation and frustration at not being able to create a double-post successfully in the interests of scientific experimentation.
Expression of confidence in the ability of the PostMonster to nail the problem down in the end however.

Edit recalling former occasions (in case this assists the PostMonster further in his own investigations) where posting/editting with Internet Explorer on one thread, cloned a different recently made post (made by the same poster) upon another thread!

[Trey]

Cosmo wrote:

Post which seems to assume that merely providing a link to some inexplicable picture will convey all the meaning that poster intended. It doesn't.

Several questions marks.

[Aberzombie]

Inspid introspection.

[Aberzombie]

Ignominious idiom.

[Heathansson]

Wax philosophic.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Post declaring that poster hates this thread and will never go on it again for fear of going mad.

[Aberzombie]

Eloquent discourse expressing disbelief over previous poster's declarative histrionics.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Post insisting that former post was true and that poster is still not posting in thread.

[Aberzombie]

Robust manifesto supporting inherently ludicrous conspiracy.

[Kruelaid]

HUGE threadcrap.

[Aberzombie]

Query?

[Cosmo]

Aberzombie wrote:

Query?

Answer!

Lame joke.

[Aberzombie]

Generalized non-professional psychoanalytical statement.

[Big Jake]

Aberzombie wrote:

Generalized non-professional psychoanalytical statement.

Statement that looks like a request for clarification but is easily mis-interpreted as a personal attack.

[Zeugma]

Long quote of request for clarification that looks like a personal attack followed by a personal attack on the poster who made the request.

[Gary Teter]

Post that ponders lonely commas.

[Kirwyn]

Wax Poetic. Better yet wax Brazilian!

[Gary Teter]

Post which attempts to deadlock a server.

[The Computer]

***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT OF SUCH PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO DEADLOCK IT'S MIGHTY SERVERS***

***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT OF SUCH PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO DEADLOCK IT'S MIGHTY SERVERS***

***SYSTEM MESSAGE INDICATING CONTEMPT 65VSFV241B#$%&^%&%^....

***WARNING: INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES TO COMPLETE PROCESS INITIALIZATION***

***ERROR 601***

***SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED***

C:\

[Alt subroutine E; then {sum}]

Post indicating protection of master routine. Summary stating operations have been restored.

[Gary Teter]

Post which attempts to exercise a bug. Or exorcise a bug. Or excise a bug.

[Chris Self]

Gary Teter wrote:

Post which attempts to exercise a bug. Or exorcise a bug. Or excise a bug.

Post which attempts to Existentialize a bug.

[Messageboard Bug!!!]

Post indicating exorcism, exercism, exircism, and exarcism.

Quotes the Gingerbread Man. Again.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Messageboard Bug!!! wrote:

Post indicating exorcism, exercism, exircism, and exarcism.

Quotes the Gingerbread Man. Again.

There he is, Gary! Get 'em!

[Aberzombie]

Inconsequential blathering pertaining to ludicrous mathematical theorem.