4ed. 4 word game

[Larry Lichman]

but just couldn't get

[Aberzombie]

any midgets to join

[Larry Lichman]

forces with the Gnomes

[Joey Lafyatis]

despite the common traits:

[Larry Lichman]

short stature, excellent bowlers,

[Joey Lafyatis]

great at word games,

[Ubermench]

and walk like tripods

[Larry Lichman]

Despite these similarities, midgets

[Joey Lafyatis]

are more dangerous, due

[Ubermench]

to the fact there're

[Jal Dorak]

no rules for them.

[Ubermench]

DM's scrambled to put

[Patrick Curtin]

out a homebrew version

[Jal Dorak]

but it was fail.

[Heathansson]

4H, as it was

[Jal Dorak]

was a hit with

[Larry Lichman]

absolutely no one, except

[Jal Dorak]

non-entities composed of

[Ubermench]

animated meat by-products

[Jal Dorak]

left from gaming conventions.

[Ubermench]

and began trolling messageboards

[Larry Lichman]

These meat-laden non-entities were

[Joey Lafyatis]

illegal in thirteen districts,

[Aberzombie]

and the District of

[Jal Dorak]

Columbia ordered the destruction

[Kruelaid]

of non-Euclidean floor tile.

[Heathansson]

heh heh....lol. That was

[Jal Dorak]

pretty funny!" said Congressman

[Ubermench]

Entity to Congressman Nonentity

[Aberzombie]

"Not as funny as

[Ubermench]

non-Euclidean floor tiles".

[ComicJam]

However, upon reaching the

[Aberzombie]

conclusion that floor tiles

[ComicJam]

were all 5' squares

[Ubermench]

the new characters wanted

[Aberzombie]

nothing to do with

[Ubermench]

Cthulhu tile and paint

[Heathansson]

but instead he decided

[Aberzombie]

to go with a

[Heathansson]

nice ghoulash, with garden

[Aberzombie]

fresh lettuce and tomatoes

[ComicJam]

. After eating his salad

(LOL - ghoulash!)

Cheers! :D

[Ubermench]

he turned on the

[Aberzombie]

media, yelling at them

[Patrick Curtin]

"Get offa my lawn!"

[Aberzombie]

and brandishing his cane

[ComicJam]

he proceeded to run

[Aberzombie]

rings around the opposition.

[Heathansson]

The brave old grognard,

[Aberzombie]

too ornery to give