4ed. 4 word game

[Heathansson]

from the Monster Manuel

[Evilturnip]

But wait, there's more!

[Trey]

Señor Monster Manuel will

[Patrick Curtin]

also feature exploding minions

[Trey]

, one from Column A,

[Aberzombie]

and another from Column

[Jal Dorak]

Caryatid, but not doric.

[Evilturnip]

Speaking of Greeks, Medusas

[Trey]

hair was reeeeeeeally snakey

[Patrick Curtin]

but she was OGL

[Aberzombie]

so everyone was accepting

[Patrick Curtin]

Of her ophidian hairdo

[Heathansson]

except for the pondhag

[Aberzombie]

over in Swillheaven Pond.

[Trey]

Grendel's mom used to

[Larry Lichman]

sweep the floors at

[Trey]

Heorot back in the

[Aberzombie]

day, and she had

[Patrick Curtin]

the calluses to show

[Aberzombie]

off in a contest.

[Trey]

Interestingly, 4e RPGA play

[Heathansson]

will take place in

[Patrick Curtin]

Kennebunkport Maine, where the

[Heathansson]

Stephen King book: "The

[Patrick Curtin]

Editioning" was set. King

[Heathansson]

wasn't going to make

[Aberzombie]

the same mistake three

[Trey]

point five edition players

[Larry Lichman]

made when they trusted

[Aberzombie]

some greedy corporate bastards

[Patrick Curtin]

to safeguard their beloved

[Trey]

gnomes. King knew that

[Patrick Curtin]

true horror was when

[Aberzombie]

dragonborn and minotaurs gathered

[hazel monday]

to fling poo at

[Trey]

previously unpooey monsters, like

[hazel monday]

the poo-less purple phasm.

[Larry Lichman]

and the anally-challenged Greater

[Jal Dorak]

Zelekhut, the most rigid

[Trey]

member of the flumph

[Jal Dorak]

anti-defamation league, and

[Aberzombie]

a known conspiracy theorist.

[Heathansson]

My magic tinfoil hat,

[Aberzombie]

the one with new

[Jal Dorak]

once per day powers,

[Trey]

can be purchased at

[Templeton Algrith]

many places -- BUT DON'T!

[Trey]

Only Heathansson has the

[Heathansson]

no I don't neither.

[Heathansson]

I really, really don't.