The List

[Cosmo]

The Mp3 of The Postal Service's cover of Phil Collins' Against All Odds.

A tissue.

[Heathansson]

The will to live on

[drunken_nomad]

a vampiric garden tractor

[Heathansson]

I need one!

[Heathansson]

crayons

[Heathansson]

water colors

[drunken_nomad]

an (iron)half-golem toaster oven and a crispy bagel

[Heathansson]

cream cheese

[Heathansson]

Cosmo wrote:

The Mp3 of The Postal Service's cover of Phil Collins' Against All Odds.

A tissue.

We don't cry in Texas. We go gidder dun.

[drunken_nomad]

three blind mice

[Trey]

foursquare houses

[Mac Boyce]

Tacos

[Gavgoyle]

Thursday morning ritual: three breakfast tacos - egg and cactus, egg and migas, y bean, cheese, and potato

[Heathansson]

Gavgoyle wrote:

Thursday morning ritual: three breakfast tacos - egg and cactus, egg and migas, y bean, cheese, and potato

Anarchist Cookbook open to p. 65: "potato cannon, ass-powered, human."

[TigerDave]

Heathansson wrote:

Anarchist Cookbook open to p. 65: "potato cannon, ass-powered, human."

retards shooting bottle rockets out their ass ...

and again

oh yes, and again

[Garjen Soulhammer]

1 Tube of Preparation H -- FAMILY size.

[Tensor]

1 Tube of Green Oil based Paint -- Small.

[Heathansson]

An embarassing trip to the emergency room.

[Heathansson]

x-rays

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Hospital emergency room "lost & found" box

[drunken_nomad]

an out of control campfire and a letter opener

[Heathansson]

memories

[drunken_nomad]

shortnin' bread and Karo syrup

[Heathansson]

r.c. and moonpies

[Heathansson]

seugathi sauce

[Small Attention Span]

a level three sentry

a pocket full of schemes

[drunken_nomad]

a bionic ear

[Heathansson]

a velvet-lined box, to house said bionic ear

[Adam Daigle]

lint brush

[Trey]

a shoe tree

[TigerDave]

Trey wrote:

a shoe tree

Linkified for ya.

Shoe, who lives in a tree.

[drunken_nomad]

a game of four square played by a Jonas Brother, a Hanson brother, an Osmond brother, and Samuel L Jackson!

[Heathansson]

expletives.

[drunken_nomad]

doo doo. dooooo doooooo. gonna put it on you.

[Heathansson]

mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[drunken_nomad]

Lemonade…that cool refreshing drink

chopsticks...THIRTY-NINE CENTS!

[Ubermench]

twelve whoring wenches
eleven rum bottles
ten slaps in the face
nine dreadlock beads
eight ships in a fleet
seven tri corn hats
six eunuchs singing
five ports to raid
four bed warmers
three cannonballs
two pompous stiffs

AND A COMPASS THAT DOESN'T POINT NORTH

[Trey]

A sword that had been half-expected to be made of wood.

[Cosmo]

A hastily written love note to the lead singer of the Dresden Dolls

[Heathansson]

licorice

[drunken_nomad]

a love rollercoaster

[Heathansson]

baffleless water bed

[Trey]

a mirror on the ceiling

[Ubermench]

cowbell

[Heathansson]

cowballs

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Balzac

[thereal thom]

The Music Man

[Heathansson]

candyman

[drunken_nomad]

candyman

[Heathansson]

CANDYGRAM.