4 tunate sashimi
an...
orgy?
Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus's unused toothpaste
a ticket stub from a Slayer concert
100 square feet of magic carpet (slightly stained. shipping and installation extra)
a black light poster of a panther
a bo...
um, water pipe
Duck red curry with steamed rice and squash
Beverly Switzler's veil.
Fire.
a car
and bun.
with brown mustard
Hash Browns
Hash Brownies leading to Yoo Hoo and Twinkies
"I love you Alice B. Toklas..."
a commemorative pin
A Limited Edition Gone with the Wind dish plate (suitable for hanging)
a radar detector
A Golden Earring album
An actual model of the very model of a modern major general.
a buttercup
An actual model of the very model of a modern major general.
a buttercup
A margarine... mug?
A great black bell, made of iron and supported by strong, blackened hedge posts.
A scorched, pitted road, cobbled with stone hacked from the good intentions of the damned.
a cell phone, with a scratched faceplate, a non-functioning # button, and Abba's "Fernando" as a ringtone in that highway worker's pocket.
A constipated tabby, mid-squat in the litterbox, whiskers straining forward like a legion of staves conducting symphonies of tossed gravel and beastly whimpers.
hwahwahwa! hwahwa....hwahwahwa!!!!!
The King of Rock n' Roll