The List

[drunken_nomad]

Two nickles and a Tootsie Roll

[The Jade]

Rum Tum Tugger's fleas.

[Adam Daigle]

Tweezers and some super glue.

[The Jade]

Barney's prehistoric flea fossils. (The purple one, not the blonde neaderdwarf)

[Adam Daigle]

Corkboard

[The Jade]

Robert Bork's beard.

[baron arem heshvaun]

The Jade wrote:

Robert Bork's beard.

that is beyond wrong.

end this now before someone gets hurt.

[The Jade]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Robert Bork's beard.

that is beyond wrong.

end this now before someone gets hurt.

It's too late...

::reaches down with a welder's torch to cauterize his bloody stump::

It's too late, Baron... go on without me. I'll buy you time.

::pulls the pin from the grenade and clutches it tightly::

GO!

[baron arem heshvaun]

The Jade wrote:

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Robert Bork's beard.

that is beyond wrong.

end this now before someone gets hurt.

It's too late...

::reaches down with a welder's torch to cauterize his bloody stump::

It's too late, Baron... go on without me. I'll buy you time.

::pulls the pin from the grenade and clutches it tightly::

GO!

DAMN YOU BORKS BEEEEARD !!

[Heathansson]

an i-pod, with gobs of brownish earwax on the earphones.

[Kruelaid]

Heathansson wrote:

an i-pod, with gobs of brownish earwax on the earphones.

And some tiny little hairs stuck in the wax

[Cosmo]

Ten pounds of Awesome in a Five-pound bag.

[Gavgoyle]

That's 30 pounds of ass in 20-pound-ass-capacity jeans.

[Heathansson]

A sign that says, "Welcome to Texas."

[Kruelaid]

shackles and a hockey stick covered in KY jelly.

[Heathansson]

lockpick hidden under the tongue

[Heathansson]

certs

[Kruelaid]

1 full bladder at the beginning of class.

[Heathansson]

condom catheter

[drunken_nomad]

griffon poop

[Heathansson]

hippogriff gallstone

[drunken_nomad]

manticore funnybone

[Heathansson]

roc gizzard

[Kruelaid]

roc gizzard catheter

[drunken_nomad]

Dire Boar spareribs (with kickin sauce!)

[Heathansson]

dire ratatouille

[Cosmo]

Brontoburger

[Heathansson]

Anne Margarock is hot.

[Cosmo]

Rock Hudstone's autograph

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Your mother.

[Heathansson]

Betty Rubble in a blue bikini.

[drunken_nomad]

a friggin zwinky!

[Heathansson]

Betty Rubble in leather chaps.

[Tobus Neth]

Rosie O'Donnel in leather chaps.

[Heathansson]

metal brush
(to scrub my brain clean of that with)

[The Jade]

Rosie O'Donell in Betty Rubble.

Check and mate.

[Kruelaid]

Animated film starring talking crab lice.

[The Jade]

Kruelaid wrote:

Animated film starring talking crab lice.

The bushies!

[Cosmo]

One (1) Nerf N-Strike Maverick

Thirty (30) Nerf Micro Darts in handy carrying case.

One (1) Kodak EasyShare M763 Digital Camera (red) with Face Detection, and digital image stabilization.

One (1) accomplice, with camera.

Three (3) accomplices, suitably armed

One (1) person with highly reliable knowledge of Jason Buhlman's daily routine.

and...

One (1) cunningly evil plan...

[The Jade]

Looking forward to the slide show. I've seen Jason in person. Good luck and make sure your laces are tied before you start to run!

[Heathansson]

Heh heh...I got two mavericks.

[drunken_nomad]

a dead Jester

[Gavgoyle]

A neck-wrung Goose

[The Jade]

The exhumed corpse of a Bolshevik self-help author buried under a parking lot, found with his skull firmly locked within an old commode covered in a hand painted mural of early Moon Mullins cartoons.

What? Too specific?

[Gavgoyle]

Franz Ferdinand's charred remains. (the band, not the former Archduke)

[Vattnisse]

DVD with the VH1 special on The making of "Franz Ferdinand's Charred Remains".

[Trey]

Sid Meier-developed game simulating the process and legacy of the war in the indie rock community over Franz Ferdinand's charred remains.

[The Jade]

Case report filed by mistaken aliens who, discovering our planet barren and lifeless after an empty-clip nuclear war, search through our archives and find an album, a documentary, a videogame and a print out of an old Paizo forum post from 2008; once confusing Charred Remains for a defining moment in human history, they then go back to their home world having decided to call our entire civilization the Charred Remains People (ironic due to our corpses' SPF trillion sunburn).

[Gavgoyle]

A reference book entitled "Fact Checking Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

[Kruelaid]

Ummmm....

A cheeseburger?