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Dirk Gently wrote:
Yeah. Whenever I want to level up fast, I just go to the Hidden Temple. About half the time it gives me a whole mysticality point. (I got two Moxie at the same time earlier)

you fouund it too! HAHAHAH same here.


Flatulent greetings from Frumious B, Disco Bandit (at the moment a full-fledged Jiggy Grifter, no less!). Gotta say that this game might be the stupidest I've ever signed up for, I approve wholeheartedly. :)


AWED wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
Yeah. Whenever I want to level up fast, I just go to the Hidden Temple. About half the time it gives me a whole mysticality point. (I got two Moxie at the same time earlier)
you fouund it too! HAHAHAH same here.

Everyone with a Temple Map, a spooky sapling, and spooky fertilizer finds it. It's not like it's that hard.

Liberty's Edge

Slid some stuuff into the clan coffers tonight...

about 20k meat, and enough other stuff to clear 10k in karma.. enjoy it until my karma runs over your dogma

Grand Lodge

Wooo-hooooo! The Hidden Temple does indeed rock. Now I just need some more Gnollish crap for my B&~~*in' Meatcar, and I'll be all set!

Scarab Sages

Vattnisse wrote:
Wooo-hooooo! The Hidden Temple does indeed rock. Now I just need some more Gnollish crap for my b*#@&in' Meatcar, and I'll be all set!

It's nice to see you guys getting excited about this! Going through on ascention, you kinda forget how frickin' funny things were when the were fresh and you felt like you were unlocking the bounty of Tut's tomb with each gain. The absolute best thing for me is the awful, awful puns and references...They Might Be Giants, the Refreshments, Mystery Science Theater 3000... it felt like it was hand made for me, but it's nice to see other people are getting a kick out of it, too.


I just realized I havent been eating any of my food. I am Jerk Gentry the food hoarder. I need to eat some now. Get more adventures. Woot.

Liberty's Edge

Y'know what pisses me off? I can only spend 100 karma per day, but I have over 3K. What the f#%@?!?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Y'know what pisses me off? I can only spend 100 karma per day, but I have over 3K. What the f*#!?!?

What's more is that I think I saw something in the stash that you need 400 karma to get out. That makes sense how? But whatever, I got a meatcar component from the stash, and some neat Moxie boosting pants. That didn't cost anywhere close to 100 Karma, and I really put way more in than I take out. My karma is going to be so huge, I'm going to be reincarnated as a king or something.


Changed the Karma limits for Nooblets, plus allowed zero-karma items to be removed. :)

Liberty's Edge

Lilith wrote:
Changed the Karma limits for Nooblets, plus allowed zero-karma items to be removed. :)

YESS!


Lilith wrote:
Changed the Karma limits for Nooblets, plus allowed zero-karma items to be removed. :)

How do I upgrade from Nooblet?


Dirk Gently wrote:
How do I upgrade from Nooblet?

I upgrade you from Nooblet to Meat Monger at a predetermined time. :)

Grand Lodge

A helpful hint from your uncle Vattnisse - lay off the sauce, kids! I tried to adventure while falling-down drunk last night, only to end up with a romantic encounter with a one-eyed Gnoll babe. And my 'previous adventure location' is "Drunken Stupor"...

Having said that, drinking those Ocean Motions was so worth it.


Nice to have the Hobo-Flex machine in our Rumpus Room now. That Dusty Corner was really kinda depressing.

Hey if any a y'all need bits and pieces for some project (like a meatcar), you should post about it somewhere. Either here or in the clan message area. I've got quite an inventory that I'm lugging around which I haven't dumped into the clan stash so as not to junk the place up too much.

That being said, don't miss out on the fun of adventuring to find the bits and pieces. Fun and giggles.

Vatnisse, it sounds like you need a Liver of Steel so you can just keep on drinking! Well a little more anyway. You drunkard. ;) (Check out Liver of Steel in the wiki).


Vattnisse wrote:

A helpful hint from your uncle Vattnisse - lay off the sauce, kids! I tried to adventure while falling-down drunk last night, only to end up with a romantic encounter with a one-eyed Gnoll babe. And my 'previous adventure location' is "Drunken Stupor"...

Having said that, drinking those Ocean Motions was so worth it.

Same thing happened here, but i lost alot of meat :(

Grand Lodge

Hooray! The B+%#~in' Meatcar is mine! But what can I use it for, except for driving to the beach? Or spinnin' my wheels while livin' large?

Not that I mind, of course. :D


Vattnisse wrote:
Hooray! The b&%*@in' Meatcar is mine!

You can drive to the beach, which opens up further adventure areas, plus the chance to take a nice vacation at the Shore, Inc. :)

Grand Lodge

I took it for a spin on the beach. Those penguin gangsters that hang out there were a bit too tough for my liking - I guess they have some pretty potent damage reduction, as I could barely scratch them with my Elite Knob Goblin Polearm.


Yeah, those penguins are pretty mean. They have a lot of hitpoints too. Cobb's Knob and Degrassi Knoll are probably better places for you to get your kicks. At the moment anyway. Don't forget to keep some of your meat for yourself Vatnisse! There are skills that you need to get trained in by your trainer in town and they ain't cheap.

Grand Lodge

Good point. Also, I'll probably need to pay someone to clean up my campsite after Big Coffin Hunter messed it up with toilet paper. Grrr!


Did he really TP your campsite? What a friend! I had no idea that you could even do that. Like so many little nooks and crannies in this game.

Hahaha. Man, that's funny.


does anyone know where i can find a meat tank?

Grand Lodge

I found mine through whacking Gnolls by the busload on Degrassi Knoll. I also think there's one in the Clan Stash.


Vattnisse wrote:
Good point. Also, I'll probably need to pay someone to clean up my campsite after Big Coffin Hunter messed it up with toilet paper. Grrr!

happened here too, sleep then cleaned it up YAY!


Vattnisse wrote:
I found mine through whacking Gnolls by the busload on Degrassi Knoll. I also think there's one in the Clan Stash.

thanks, i had one before,but i didn't know it would be helpful :(

Liberty's Edge

Vattnisse wrote:
I found mine through whacking Gnolls by the busload on Degrassi Knoll. I also think there's one in the Clan Stash.

Last I checked, there were three.

Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

Any suggestions on defeating the Boss Bat?

Liberty's Edge

yay 65 more spider webs for the trophy...

sheesh

oh and bossbat steals mp to regen, so facing it with 0 mp might help

Liberty's Edge

oh and i dumped 40 moxie weeds into the stash for anybody wanting some moxie

Grand Lodge

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

I have one - I'll put it in the Stash right away.

Anyone know how to use Dr. Hobo's map?


Vattnisse wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

I have one - I'll put it in the Stash right away.

Anyone know how to use Dr. Hobo's map?

To use Dr. Hobo's map you need an Asparagus Knife in your inventory and some form of stench resistance (like the Pinefresh Air Freshener).

Grand Lodge

RogueMonkeyChief wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

I have one - I'll put it in the Stash right away.

Anyone know how to use Dr. Hobo's map?

To use Dr. Hobo's map you need an Asparagus Knife in your inventory and some form of stench resistance (like the Pinefresh Air Freshener).

Cool. Thanks! Of course, I just gave away my Aspargus Knife...

Scarab Sages

Vattnisse wrote:
Good point. Also, I'll probably need to pay someone to clean up my campsite after Big Coffin Hunter messed it up with toilet paper. Grrr!

Tee hee hee...

Y'know, I was going through my equipment and noticed that I happened to have 10 rolls of Toilet Paper in my inv and there are 11 people in the clan. It was just crying out to be done. I'm originally from the Midwest, it's mandatory to do it to people you like.

And, yeah, your gifts of meat are appreciated, but you need to be keeping some if it for yourself for you skills and other material. Since I'm in a kind of holding pattern as I work my way up to the high levels (meaning I already have all of my skills), I'm in a position to dump in more meat. Dumping your surplus goods into the stash is plenty fine!

Grand Lodge

After the TP outrage, I made myself a Barskin Tent. I'll be sleeping much better now, thank you very much. ;p

I also made some Asshats and Spooky Staffs and put them in the Clan Stash. Enjoy!


Vattnisse wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

I have one - I'll put it in the Stash right away.

Anyone know how to use Dr. Hobo's map?

That was for Mr. S. Oops! I took it, I'm on the same quest as he is, although I could use a tip or two for using it with the Hobo Map.


RogueMonkeyChief wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Also, if anyone has an Asparagus Knife, I need one.

I have one - I'll put it in the Stash right away.

Anyone know how to use Dr. Hobo's map?

To use Dr. Hobo's map you need an Asparagus Knife in your inventory and some form of stench resistance (like the Pinefresh Air Freshener).

Have both, tried it, doesn't work for me.


Gavgoyle wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
Good point. Also, I'll probably need to pay someone to clean up my campsite after Big Coffin Hunter messed it up with toilet paper. Grrr!

Tee hee hee...

Y'know, I was going through my equipment and noticed that I happened to have 10 rolls of Toilet Paper in my inv and there are 11 people in the clan. It was just crying out to be done. I'm originally from the Midwest, it's mandatory to do it to people you like.

Now we have the toilet paper. Ha ha! Retribution is mine!


For Dr. Hobo's Map Quest, you need the much sought after Asparagus Knife and a whip of any kind. You can buy a whip for cheap at the Armory and Leggery in the Market Square. Equip the whip (and don't give me any lip or I'll rip you apart you dip)and then "use" the map. Voila!

And for those of you who offered sage advice and consolation, you'll be happy to know that I finally found my shysterweed! Days and days of grave robers with nothing, and today I found 2! Whew! It was totally worth it. I guess. Maybe.

Today was also my first day to sleep in my brand spanking new house and I found it to be covered in TP. Dammit! I haven't even slept there yet! Savages.

Grand Lodge

Haha! Dr. Hobo's scalpel is mine! It will go well with my Continuum Transfunctioner.

I put the Cool Whip in the Clan Stash, if anyone else needs it.


Eltanin wrote:
Today was also my first day to sleep in my brand spanking new house and I found it to be covered in TP. Dammit! I haven't even slept there yet! Savages.

I take it you found the anticheese?


Even better! I got a strange letter from the council and had a nice little text adventure inside. It was great! A full-fledged house!

Grand Lodge

Hmmm... My Gnollish Autoplunger is, of all things, a three-handed weapon, yet I am able to wield it all by myself. Somehow I am not surprised... :D

Liberty's Edge

I are the Norts, Pastamancer!

Just sent the request. I joined this game long before, and now I finally have a reason to join again! Sweet!

Grand Lodge

After I bought my Amphibian Sympathy skill, my trusty mosquito sidekick jumped up to 22 ponds. However, I guess he won't grow much bigger. So, does anyone have a good tip on acquiring a new familiar? I do have a ghuol egg (and some snazzy forks and knives for a wee little ghuol), but it won't go into the Familiar-Gro Terrarium...

Scarab Sages

Vattnisse wrote:
So, does anyone have a good tip on acquiring a new familiar? I do have a ghuol egg (and some snazzy forks and knives for a wee little ghuol), but it won't go into the Familiar-Gro Terrarium...

To answer your first question, go to the clan message board and look at one of my posts in there (the one about familiars). To answer your second problem...your ghuol egg has to be fertilized first. What you need to do is swim over the egg releasing your milt...oh, wait, that's not right. You need a can of Spooky-Grow Fertilizer. There are two in the clan stash. Combine fertilizer and egg, and POP! goes the ghuol whelp!

Grand Lodge

Thanks! Got my Ghuol Whelp up and running now.


I've not been a good contributor nor communicator, but I've put in some empty meat tanks and a meat stack in case somebody's in need of a meat wagon of the b****** sort.

Grand Lodge

Barskin tent, Spooky scarecrow, Evil golden arches - my campsite effing rocks! Can't wait to try that beelzeburger ...

Also, I should have enough Meat tomorrow to buy the Armorcraftiness skill, and then I can start making Meatsmithing items. So if you need certain things, let me know!

Grand Lodge

I put some meatsmithed (if that is a word...) items in the stash - enjoy!

On the other hand, the Nemesis quest has me very confused. Who are the two wise men I need to talk to?


Aaaaah. Another good day in Loathing. I'm totally stuffed - couldn't eat another bite, I'm drunk as drunk could be, I have 0 adventures, and 0 meat left. Perfect! *burp*

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