Human necromancer...finally I will wield the power of life and death. I will rule with an iron fist, and all will bow before me! As my own death approaches I will cross over into Lichdom and terrorize the land for generations!
A silver dragon.
Oh, Sebastian! Is that all? I am not trying hard enough then, you blood sucking, vile fiend! Lawyers are what vampires fear and loath! Hell does not want them and they will not go to heaven for their evil deeds! ~GRINS~ Is that better? And why is the Were-poodle not on the list more? ~thoughtful look~ Oh, yes. Since all he does is talk, there is not time for him to act up.
Yep. 8506 posts. The were-poodle is just full of hot air.
Well, were-poodle, you are full of double something. I will agree with you on that. And is that the reason why your eyes are brown?
I would be a rouge so I could sneak everywhere like my character in DnD. A famous song sung by Sir Smash Alot makes it definate "Renmus adventure such a fun adventure doing lots of damage with a sneak attack..." you'll have to ask him to sing the rest
Being an (in control of oneself) were-bat has become quite attractive. I always liked the character Evo from DV8.
I would have fangs, claws, great hearing, a cool nose, fur and flight!
One could wrap his or her beloved up in his or her wings and make love on the ground -and if there were light behind the two of you -you could recreate that scene from Titanic by having your beloved run their sweaty hand down the inside of your condensation damp wing membranes in a sexy manner.
…um, yes.
I would be a rouge so I could sneak everywhere like my character in DnD. A famous song sung by Sir Smash Alot makes it definate "Renmus adventure such a fun adventure doing lots of damage with a sneak attack..." you'll have to ask him to sing the rest
I don't think I will sing the rest...I'm still in the transition to bard, my preform vocalist really isn't that good at the moment. I can't wait until I can add 4 skill points into it!
Sir Smashes Alot
Being an (in control of oneself) were-bat has become quite attractive. I always liked the character Evo from DV8.
I would have fangs, claws, great hearing, a cool nose, fur and flight!
One could wrap his or her beloved up in his or her wings and make love on the ground -and if there were light behind the two of you -you could recreate that scene from Titanic by having your beloved run their sweaty hand down the inside of your condensation damp wing membranes in a sexy manner.
…um, yes.
Wow...most interesting choice...most interesting indeed...
Sir Smashes Alot
I would be a rouge so I could sneak everywhere like my character in DnD. A famous song sung by Sir Smash Alot makes it definate "Renmus adventure such a fun adventure doing lots of damage with a sneak attack..." you'll have to ask him to sing the rest
I am sorry, but I dont think you have a future of being a bard, now maybe you can do some of that Ottos dance for all of us, now that would be something...
I wanna be a smoking hot Drow priestess with a whip, and a bikini made of spiderwebs, and...
I want a hot drow priestess with a whip and a bikini made of spiderwebs.
ancient fire breathing red dragon. I'll be popping paladin in my mouth for lunch. MMMMMMMMMMM Paladins are crunchy gooodness.
I'm sure you'd be the shining example of a whole new alignment set - Chaotic Snarky, you might even make it 'officially' recognized as a playable alignment ;)
Hmm...
Basic races: elf, vanara, raptoran or hadozee archivist, druid, monk, ranger or shaman (OA). Decisions, decisions.
Anything goes however (aside from deities) Prismatic Dragon/Dragon Ascendant 12. Solar has possibilities I must admit Valegrim and is tied for second with Force, Gold, Silver, Bronze, Steel, Sapphire and Emerald Dragons, or the Tarrasque. I mean being the nastiest MM monster out there definitely has possibilities, but flight capable, epic power, immortal just takes the cake for me. Not to mention poweful as an outsider, tough as an undead, capable of taking on an entire army single handedly.
I would be a rouge so I could sneak everywhere like my character in DnD. A famous song sung by Sir Smash Alot makes it definate "Renmus adventure such a fun adventure doing lots of damage with a sneak attack..." you'll have to ask him to sing the rest
Whats that crashing sound? Oh it's just Fakey smacking his head into a tree in frustration.
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I would be a rouge so I could sneak everywhere like my character in DnD. A famous song sung by Sir Smash Alot makes it definate "Renmus adventure such a fun adventure doing lots of damage with a sneak attack..." you'll have to ask him to sing the restWhats that crashing sound? Oh it's just Fakey smacking his head into a tree in frustration.
Ouch, my head.
R-O-G-U-E, rogue. Not rouge, that is a color or makeup, clod!FH out.
I want to be the falconer or run the horse stables.
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No doubt about it: Elven druid with a huge forest to explore and maintain. The solitude, the animals... ahhhhhh
Of course, I could pop over and hang out with the dryads in the autumn when their leafy hair turned the color of burnished copper, swim with the nymphs in the cold, mountain-fed pools and find a group of satyrs to "monitor" during their revels.
Yeah if ever I run into a high level wizard that needs help returning to his own time and place, I would take a wish or two in payment to help him get back...
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Human Druid Werebear. I would be away from civilization, hang with nature, defend my grove a few times, dice with the Fey, and hibernate all winter.
It's perfect for me since in real life I'm surrounded by idiots all day at the office, and I never get enough time to sleep...
Easy..... since this coming year of school will mean that I have been in college for a decade, with another 3 years afterwards to get my second masters, I would definitely have to go with being a Mindflayer.... study? what's that I think I will just eat your brain instead :), as for classes a multiclass sorceror/fighter/drunken master is a necessity. Sorceror so that I could cast alter self, add in Suggestion as a racial psionic ability = Drow Priestesses want to sleep with me and only me until I am done with them ;) Of course, drunken master is a must so that I can forget some of the more disturbing things that I learn from eating peoples minds..... like pink fluffy bunnies and the occasionally digested Paladin that came after me..... ewwwwww, goodness, yuck!
Personally, I've always loved wizards conceptually. I would be a true Vancian wizard/archmage, with not just tomes, but libraries of spells at my fingertips. Master of knowledge, shaper of time and space. No need for specialization; I'm so powerful at my high level that the losses from not specializing are no longer relevent.
Also, I like the dual-casting prestige classes like mystic theurge, true necromancer, geomancer, and (with some psionics) metamind. I wouldn't mind mixing my ultimate arcane power with some divine influence. Mystic theurges get LOTS of spells.
Shark, with a freakin' laser on my head!!!!!
sorry, couldn't find any sharks, only sea bass
They are inbred so it's close...
Dwarven Warblade. Fits me to a "T".
I wouldn't mind being ANY STANDARD RACE AS LONG I WAS IN THE D&D UNIVERSE!! Class, I fought and trained to fight and I am good at it, so any martial-type of class.FH
C'mon fakey. Monk is all you. You know you want that adamantine fist and teleportation.
All you guys hitting up elves for the ridiculous life span.... so cheap.
I'd totally go gnome monk. A silent little ball of unarmed destruction pulling pranks with cantrips and any magical dodads I could afford. Plus If I made it to 20th before I hit middle age I'd get immunity to ageing penalties and I'd be an outsider, they don't age ha! I'd be causing youthful mischeif forever! 4ft tall and beating through mountains with no weapons or magical help. Now that is awesome!
All you guys hitting up elves for the ridiculous life span.... so cheap.
I'd totally go gnome monk. A silent little ball of unarmed destruction pulling pranks with cantrips and any magical dodads I could afford. Plus If I made it to 20th before I hit middle age I'd get immunity to ageing penalties and I'd be an outsider, they don't age ha! I'd be causing youthful mischeif forever! 4ft tall and beating through mountains with no weapons or magical help. Now that is awesome!
bah, who wants to be immortal, I'd say that I easily spend half of this life bored out of my skull, half of infinity is still infinity, and I do not want to be bored for the rest of time, so I'll have to pass on that immunity to ageing thank you very much, heck I'll pass on the long life span of the elves even, give me a short brief lifespan so that I understand the necessity of living each moment to its fullest rather than wasting my time staring at a tree.
All you guys hitting up elves for the ridiculous life span.... so cheap.
I'd totally go gnome monk. A silent little ball of unarmed destruction pulling pranks with cantrips and any magical dodads I could afford. Plus If I made it to 20th before I hit middle age I'd get immunity to ageing penalties and I'd be an outsider, they don't age ha! I'd be causing youthful mischeif forever! 4ft tall and beating through mountains with no weapons or magical help. Now that is awesome!
Not just the lifespan, they also have a natural affinity for magic... and they can do high magic! Who else can learn that? ;)
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I would probably have to be a...
vampire-lycanthrope(weretiger) half-dragon sailing ship.
i would suck the life out of anybody who boarded the ship and roam the seas in search of booty! (both kinds)
and the half dragon would be black dragon.
and dont ask how a boat becomes a vampire or a lycanthrope... or both.
Well a dragon would be the obvious choice, sunning my scales in the high desert mountains with the smell of sage pushing against my wings...
Lizard-folk yuan-ti have also always intrigued me. When I was training to be a ninja (yeah that would be the 80's) I would have said monk, but now I think Artificer with craft golem would be the way to go. Or a mage with lightning bolts. Or given the visible 'proof' of divine spells I would be more inclined to believe in organized religion and it would be hard to ignore the divinity in nature if I could shape into a wolf or something. Of course having a dinosaur for a mount makes me want to be a barbarian, but then again anything with an axe would be cool.
yeah OK if you are still reading this I apologize.
I'd want to be the not-so-talented wizard apprentice to Allustan who talked his friends into exploring the Whispering Cairn and wound up a god-stopping prince.
I always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle. But had to settle for being an artist.I always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, but had to settle for just eating a lot of pizza.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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When I was seven I wanted to be a scientist, like Bruce Banner.
When I was twelve I was going to be a Priest (RC).
When I was fourteen I wanted to work at TSR.
When I was twenty-one I was sure I would be a famous writer, and stay in the Army for just the five years my commissioning contract stipulated.
I'm still in the Army, and instead of my Officer Record Brief reading "Estimated Termination of Service June 17, 2002"
it currently reads
"Indefinite; mandatory retirement May 20, 2018"...
[cue "Sorrow" by Hans Zimmer, King Arthur soundtrack.]