A cleric of Pelor who is LN who sees someone dead and Chants "Bloodfeast!!!"That was you having a low wisdom score and not using complete sentences in real life.
Pelor is NG, so that wouldn't work. I could see the clergy of St. Cuthbert doing that though.
"You will convert! -hits with mace- You will!"
How bout...a cleric that actually uses a mace? ;)
...sicko...
madness:)
I remember when all weapons did a d6...
m'naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
I feel as useless as a 2-legged xorn.
Speaking of xorns....
A xorn king that is made immortal by a spell, and loves to tell about his life story-so far-but has trouble talking quickly. It takes him 3 seconds to say I....
A psycopathic pixie assassin who attempts to kill everyone he/she meets.
A half ogre who takes spell casting levels and only so he can use polymorph self to turn in to a 14 year old and trick some perv in the town square to take her home with him then she tells him to wait in the room while she gets ready comes out in nothing but underwear and un-polymorphs then ask if he realizes what he is doing is wrong.
back in the 2e days we had this book "evil book of rules" that gave great power if u read it and did as it said but huanted u if u didnt fallow its rules. demoic ghosts only u could see kinda fun really made so many folks go mad
By freaky I guess you mean freak out the players.
I had a player with a PC who drank. I handled that by finding a way to get him to black out (he missed that CON roll after a night of boozing, but date rape drugs would work too...) then had him wake up in bed, naked, with a similarly unclad goblin of the same sex. Great for macho fighters or mild homophobes.
My all time favorite came from a friend who DMed. After a brutal battle the characters sought shelter in the cabin of a sweet old lady who won them over with her healing potions, and who cooked for them a fabulously delicious meal. The session was "over" and they were off their usual guard. One of the characters, on a critical success perception roll, discovered from a few clues while glancing into the kitchen that they were not eating one of the pigs they had earlier spotted out back, but were in fact dining on human babies.
um... ew. that definatly counts as freaky. why would anyone do that? the thought of it makes me sick!
A psycopathic pixie assassin who attempts to kill everyone he/she meets.
I think my dm used one of those!!!! they arent very effective. Unless they sneak up on you in your sleep.
Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"
Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"
That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
Bite me
I had a bard who was convinced he was a vampire and desperately tried to hide that fact. His whole spell selection was geared around mimicking vampire abilities.
Ah, Ravenloft.
Bite meSending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un Chair
Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un ChairBite meSending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
especially if he has a chicken familiar.
especially if he has a chicken familiar.Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un ChairBite meSending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
I never GAVE him the familiar, he just wanted one. Or an AK47.
Fighter w/ AK47, now would be freaky.
especially if he has a chicken familiar.Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un ChairBite meSending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.
I never GAVE him the familiar, he just wanted one. Or an AK47.
Fighter w/ AK47, now would be freaky.
Also NEVER EVER GIVE!!!!! the Fighter the Shiny Items (Cursed really) CAUSE IN REALLY LIFE HE GOES CRAZY and also his character AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahaha
Here's one:
Player w/ ring of three wishes. First wish; "I wish all this water was gone" (in a slightly damp dungeon with about three inches of water covering the floor). After their companion with the cursed ring of water walking (evil grin) promptly fell over, the next wish was "Ok, I wish the water was back."
Gold.
Also NEVER EVER GIVE!!!!! the Fighter the Shiny Items (Cursed really) CAUSE IN REALLY LIFE HE GOES CRAZY and also his character AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahaha
He got realy paranoid. He accused me of wanting to steal his lunch (i did but thats not the point)
In that same adventure they found a pseudodragon. One of the players decided that since those creatures were "usually Chaotic Good" (I hate it when players read the MM for fun, so I like messing w/ monster alignments :]), he could pick it up and pet it. He got attacked first.
Here's one:
Player w/ ring of three wishes. First wish; "I wish all this water was gone" (in a slightly damp dungeon with about three inches of water covering the floor). After their companion with the cursed ring of water walking (evil grin) promptly fell over, the next wish was "Ok, I wish the water was back."
Gold.
And his companions never try to get the curse lifted. they just carry him every where.
And then there's the one time when a certain player killed the- what was it driad or nymph or something- creature needed to perform a ceramony to get the party back home. he then has to participate in the ceramony wearing the creatures clothes. Which resemble something like a neglegee
And then there's the one time when a certain player killed the- what was it driad or nymph or something- creature needed to perform a ceramony to get the party back home. he then has to participate in the ceramony wearing the creatures clothes. Which resemble something like a neglegee
Hee hee. I am so evil. >:)