I think the (sp) or ? following a spelling is perfectly acceptable; after all, this is all very informal. It is not like I am going to begin correcting mine or anyone elses grammar, sentence structure; paragraph cohesion, dead wood, wordyness, mistypes, improper punctuation, I could keep going, but either you get the point by now or you don't; I hardly expect others to do so either. As I have a degree in English -Technical Writing, I certainly could be considered an expert on such things.
As long as I can figure out the point of the writing and the words used, nothing else really mattters to me, s'all good. FH has some good points; I enjoy his entries misspelled or not.
hehe nice to see you guys in such good humor :) do all of you know each other in real life? hehe
*pokes Fakey*
Check your MSN email, durn you!
I gots nothin' from you, in my mail. Did ya really send something?
FH
P.S. Heathy, I like spelling it that way!
Herm. I'll resend it...
As the closest thing to a Judge any of you are ever likely to accept in this little conflict;
I invoke the Rule of Necessificaiton to end this dispute in a timely manner. I find it very necessifying to state that the Rule of Silent Acquiescentation provides that Fake Healer was in defacto defamed by the comment which was both uninvited and unwanted (ref. Brown vs. Board for statutory remedy).
As the defendant has yet to prove that the plaintiff did not “hedge his bet” with the aforementioned “(sp?)” notation, which, in and of itself, relieves defendant of all liability in the matter of origination or cause, we take it under advisement that plaintiff may wish to appeal and so note for the record and find in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of one very wet raspberry, “Bblblbllrlrrrrrr!”
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As the closest thing to a Judge any of you are ever likely to accept in this little conflict;
I invoke the Rule of Necessificaiton to end this dispute in a timely manner. I find it very necessifying to state that the Rule of Silent Acquiescentation provides that Fake Healer was in defacto defamed by the comment which was both uninvited and unwanted (ref. Brown vs. Board for statutory remedy).
As the defendant has yet to prove that the plaintiff did not “hedge his bet” with the aforementioned “(sp?)” notation, which, in and of itself, relieves defendant of all liability in the matter of origination or cause, we take it under advisement that plaintiff may wish to appeal and so note for the record and find in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of one very wet raspberry, “Bblblbllrlrrrrrr!”
Dude, your fly is down.
FH ;)
I'm throwing the book at Fake Healer!
Ha!
Maybe the Spell Compendium... that one is heavy.
Or, if you can work with non-D&D books, the GURPS Campaigns/Characters double special edition sourcebook. I weighed it: 14.5 pounds. Ouch.
-Mr. Shiny a.k.a. Corvin Kilgannon
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Speaking of spelling errors, I noticed this in an article about some guy they arrested for joining Al Queda:
"The indictment of Christopher Paul paints a disturbing picture of an American who traveled overseas to train as a violet jihadist, joined the ranks of al-Qaida and provided military instruction and support to radial cohorts both here and abroad," Assistant U.S. Attorney General Kenneth Wainstein said in a statement.
Yeah, you've got to watch those violet Jihadists. They're a lot worse than the blue ones, but not quite as bad as the orange ones.
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Speaking of spelling errors, I noticed this in an article about some guy they arrested for joining Al Queda:
"The indictment of Christopher Paul paints a disturbing picture of an American who traveled overseas to train as a violet jihadist, joined the ranks of al-Qaida and provided military instruction and support to radial cohorts both here and abroad," Assistant U.S. Attorney General Kenneth Wainstein said in a statement.
Yeah, you've got to watch those violet Jihadists. They're a lot worse than the blue ones, but not quite as bad as the orange ones.
They must use the same color-coding system as the Department of Homeland Security.
"The Department of Homeland Security has elevated the terrorist threat level to 'violet' through the weekend, citing the danger posed by roadside Easter egg bombs..."
My spelling could be improved, no doubt. I've been called out for "Rouge" - and promptly corrected.
Maybe my most embarrassing grammar error occurred last week in inter-office email. I passed along a message to a fellow employee that “Our Director wanted me to tell you 'High'”.
Ouch.
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Speaking of spelling errors, I noticed this in an article about some guy they arrested for joining Al Queda:
"The indictment of Christopher Paul paints a disturbing picture of an American who traveled overseas to train as a violet jihadist, joined the ranks of al-Qaida and provided military instruction and support to radial cohorts both here and abroad," Assistant U.S. Attorney General Kenneth Wainstein said in a statement.
Yeah, you've got to watch those violet Jihadists. They're a lot worse than the blue ones, but not quite as bad as the orange ones.
They must use the same color-coding system as the Department of Homeland Security.
"The Department of Homeland Security has elevated the terrorist threat level to 'violet' through the weekend, citing the danger posed by roadside Easter egg bombs..."
No, the Rouge ones are the dangerous ones......
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I knew a guy that was writing a paper for a college course on writing code. It was one of those 'write as if the reader knows nothing' papers, so it also included basic information on using the keyboard. He asked me to proof it, and I almost died when I saw that he had written, near the top of the first page,
"To capitalize a character, hold down the SHIT key, then lightly tap the desired character key."
I knew a guy that was writing a paper for a college course on writing code. It was one of those 'write as if the reader knows nothing' papers, so it also included basic information on using the keyboard. He asked me to proof it, and I almost died when I saw that he had written, near the top of the first page,
"To capitalize a character, hold down the s**! key, then lightly tap the desired character key."
I beleive there was a thread here that complained about people not using the shit key. Some people just don't like the shit key.
hehe I have been trolling for grammar and spelling posts, but I guess it has all calmed down; I misspelled himself as two words just for fun on a post :)
Wow, what kind of pods is he trying? Hope it's not the one's with people in them.
Wow, what kind of pods is he trying? Hope it's not the one's with people in them.Or the kind rock stars get stuck in. ;}
\m/ It goes to 11! \m/
Yup, the Fake Dictionary where words like transfermigate and detrapalize all residulate in verbiculant harmonctinessitude.FH
Oh great wordsmithinator Fakey, take me under your proverbial wing so that I one day may be as wordtastically armed!
Read this:
'Nite Beloe Minnis Serys
Scrue WotC's line of minnis! Reeper minis is comming out with a lighn of prepainted plastic minis that will be sold IN BLISTER PACKS SO YOU CAN SEE WAT YUE AR GETING!!!!! They are caled tha Lejenderery Encownter serys and here is a link KER-BLAMMO. The prises are nise and it's Reeper so cwality is asumed (at least beter than the melted waks look that WotC seams too havv no probblem with).
Reeper wil be my sorse for minnis from now on with this line.'
OK, I edited it slightly. here's the reel vershin:
'Night Below Minis Series
Screw WotC's line of minis! Reaper minis is coming out with a line of prepainted plastic minis that will be sold IN BLISTER PACKS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GETTING!!!!! They are called the Legendary Encounter series and here is a link KER-BLAMMO. The prices are nice and it's Reaper so quality is assumed (at least better than the melted wax look that WotC seems to have no problem with).
Reaper will be my source for minis from now on with this line.'
But im sttil sher thet...wate! O Noh!!!!!!!! Sins i perposlei misspeld fackies poste, nou IM mispeleeng et!!!!
Nohhhhhhh!!!!!
iz giteeen werz!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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