Who would win?
Because I don't know the rules of engagement and which weapons are allowed, I am going with ninjas.
Edit: How do you vote by the way ;>
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Good question. Main paizo page, on the left side (for now, we may move it around).
Edit: You can now vote via the "Paizo Poll" box in the left column of this page.
Mona-tastic! He'd whip out with his awesome DM skillz and lay the smackdown.
With great regret, I had to vote for "Shatner."
Of course he wins. It's in his contract.
I can't believe it. Ninjas get no love.
Ahh... such is the path of the assassin and the spy. To skulk and sneak and drop eaves; and to never be skulked or sneaked or eaves dropped in return. It is so lonely in the shadows...
-"Lament of the Ninja"
By the way I think it is awesome that Eric Mona is not only an available option, but is actually in 2nd.
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Guys...it's Shatner...NOT Capt. Kirk.
Shatner's this guy who PLAYED Capt. Kirk. I could whup Shatner in a fistfight.
No no, you've got it backwards. "Shatner" is a role played by Captain Kirk, who was obviously stuck here in our time continuum when a surge from the warp nacelles wreaked havoc with the teleporter.
(I voted for Shatner, incidentally. It was him or ninjas, but frankly even ninjas can't stand up to the power of Shatner.)
Erik Mona of course!
Ihad to vote for Mona, suck up factor if nothing else.
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Exactly what kind of monkeys are we talking about here? Are they the kind of ruthless and bloodthirsty death-squad chimps I once saw on a BBC nature show, or are they more a la Michael Jackson's good friend Bubbles? Or those monkeys that supposedly look like American Idol contestants?
Bubbles could probably take Conan O'Brien. Dunno about the rest, though. Those death-squad chimps, on the other hand...
Monkeys attacking in flesh hungry swarms of millions are a right pain in the ass.
The Shat always wins.
The Shat always wins.
He messes with them monkeys when they get Shat he'll get sh--.
I had to vote for magic robots. Because my friend's grandmother is convinced that the "robits", as she calls them, will soon take over. And I've played enough D&D and seen enough horror movies to know that crazy old women are always right. Like in that movie Piranha, where they sent a submarine after the piranhas, but the piranhas swam down the parascope and bit the guy in the face and he was like,"AH! AH! MY FACE!" And the old lady said it would happen.
I had to vote for magic robots. Because my friend's grandmother is convinced that the "robits", as she calls them, will soon take over. And I've played enough D&D and seen enough horror movies to know that crazy old women are always right. Like in that movie Piranha, where they sent a submarine after the piranhas, but the piranhas swam down the parascope and bit the guy in the face and he was like,"AH! AH! MY FACE!" And the old lady said it would happen.
She's on to something. Plus robots eat old people's prescription medication for fuel.
Plus robots eat old people's prescription medication for fuel.
Sam Waterston says so! But, eventually, they will run out and a ninja will be there to stab the last one right in the servo with some sort of sharpened spike.
Erik Mona, of course. Editors always win, except against shareholders of Paizo (in case shareholders of Paizo are pirates, ninjas or monkeys, I have to change my vote).
I don't get it. You people do know that Shatner is like 70+?
Which means that Erik can take Shatner, but Erik loses against a ninja (a real one).
Erik, because without him the poll wouldn't exist in the first place!
Plus robots eat old people's prescription medication for fuel.Sam Waterston says so! But, eventually, they will run out and a ninja will be there to stab the last one right in the servo with some sort of sharpened spike.
Don't forget about the +1 merciless cold steel claws each one comes with. Ninjas wouldn't stand a chance against such a formidable foe. Construct traits take away all of their major advantages. And besides, you remember poor old Vyth. Ninjas are cool in theory, but lack the practicality of a person made entirely of metal.
Construct traits take away all of their major advantages.
Except at sea where they sink like a frickin' rock never to be seen again except as sediment encrusted shells. Pirates all the way me mateys!
And as for monkeys, well they are the pets of a great many pirates so all votes for monkeys should infact be votes for pirates (or at the very least hadozee pirates)! Some of you might consider this plundering to be unfair, but that's what pirates are all about!
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Erik, because without him the poll wouldn't exist in the first place!
Not true. Given enough time and keyboards monkeys could do it too (which is in fact another vote for pirates!).
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And as for monkeys, well they are the pets of a great many pirates so all votes for monkeys should infact be votes for pirates....
GGG
You are mixing things up here - those pirate pets you are referring to are in fact sea monkeys, not "monkeys". And, seriously, how can anyone with a pet sea monkey take on a glorious magical robot? Preposterous!
Drunks with cutlasses, parrots and flintlock pistols? Who could vote against them????