with Okra fried in Balor blood and
raw onions, which (it was said) could
force you to wear gym socks to
formal dinners, yet you'd still look classy.
Of course, the socks had to be
made from fried baloney. Drunky looked pekid
, furious, and slightly hungry, because he had
started drinking vodka without eating first
, which was a violation of the Treaty
between France and R'lyeh, written by Mr.
Blingdorfinfooglemayer, sometimes called Mr. Fuzzybottom or Ted.
Ted's Treaty trusted troops to take temperatures
, but tempted them with tiny tinny tangled
tentacles, tantalizing tattooes, terrifyingly twisted tormentors, tacky
ties, Tarterian tomahawks, and trippy tribbles, too!
The tribbles decided it was finally time
to evolve into Wookies. Both Universes crashed
into the Cliffs of Insanity, causing war
between the Wookies, the Tribbles and Tookies.
The Space-Time Continuum gave up after
the 9th Doctor crashed Slim Pickens-style
into it with a Delorean powered by
a farmer's market somewhere in the county
Cork. The Irishmen came out of their
little mushroom-houses and began shouting, "L'Chaim!"
They'd had enough stereotyping and they were
tipping over butter churns and dancing about
wildly in the moonlight, ready to sacrifice
geese to the godly knight of the
Weeping Angel the Doctor was chasing after.
Just then, a tremendous hurricane swept in
from the Fifth Dimension, causing reality inversions
and ruining many extraplanar honeymoons and vacations
but no one cared, least of all
Sadiculous, the God of being very lonely.
The hurricane wooed Sadiculous, trying to seduce
him into jettisoning his plans for global
-scale mass revival of the POGs fad,
a scheme which if completed would mean
the end of fashion shows and the
beginning of an age of POG flavored
energy drinks. An alliance was made against
these mass-produced abhorrent abominations of aberrant
anti-heroes. Students were offered tea instead, causing
a glorious revolution of the enlightened and
Simultaneously a horrifically depraved orgy of grim
yoga parties, where everyone wearing leotards would
switch partners with the roller skaters, leading
to general confusion and arousal at the
local pet shop. This was unfortunate because
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