The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Lady Aurora]

tigers having been dismissed after a particularly

[Heathansson]

bad frat prank involving a sheep, two

[Celestial Healer]

bags of flax seed, and Tony Danza

[Heathansson]

sayin', "figgidabowdit. I ain't doin' that!" The

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

elders of the Council of Evil, Villainous,

[Heathansson]

got out their vile +5 fraternity paddles

[Lady Aurora]

and went searching for wimpy plebes to

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

spout non-sequiturs to (like Heathansson does)

[Heathansson]

whilst speaking tacitly and utterly on subject,

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

at the EXACT SAME TIME. 'How is

[Heathansson]

your rustmonster doing? Did the veterinarian find

[Tegan]

the chrome plated plastic chair leg or

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

your long-lost great-great-great-uncle's

[Lady Aurora]

engraved Luck of the Irish pocket watch

[Heathansson]

in the rust monster's innards? Just wondering

[Vattnisse]

, 'cause I'm really wondering where mine went,

[Heathansson]

and that rust monster's been burping up

[Lady Aurora]

foul smelling but shiny little flecks of

[Heathansson]

pocket watch. Wretched creature, it even ate

[Vattnisse]

the fillings outta my teeth! Look!!! Gone!

[Tegan]

And the plebe looked at the council

[Vattnisse]

hoping they would award him some shiny

[Lady Aurora]

watch parts but instead he only received

[Heathansson]

a sound thrashing on the bum for

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

disrespecting famed Vietnamese metal guitarist Ted Nguyen.

[Heathansson]

Strangely, he came down with Catscratch Fever,

[Vattnisse]

Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-Woogie Flu, and

[Lady Aurora]

Just Died in Your Arms Tonight. "Oh,

[Heathansson]

oh oh oh oh oh, you don't

[Vattnisse]

bring me floweeeeeers", sang Mecha-Streisand, who'd snuck

[Heathansson]

into the Valley of the Gidora Impersonators

[Lady Aurora]

with the sole purpose of disrupting the

[Vattnisse]

massive mesomorphs' tea parties and communal singing

[Heathansson]

all the while her gears were juddering,

[Vattnisse]

gnashing and screeching, spilling foul toxic waste

Heathansson wrote:

juddering,

*Been reading Mieville, have you?*

[Gumball]

mijn vrouw kwam voor zoete liefde zijn

[Tegan]

or in other more legible words said

[Gumball]

nu willen wij meer suikergoed

[Heathansson]

und eine kleine teufel ist in mein

[Vattnisse]

sauerkraut. Auch ein Fledermaus mit unaussprechliches unangenehmes

[Heathansson]

Heilige sauerkraut, Fledermausmann!! Was ist los mit

[Vattnisse]

uns Deutsch sprechen?? Abruptly, the Tongues spell

[Aberzombie]

ended - thank the two heads of Demogorgon.

[Tegan]

And all hailed Demogorgon for his much

[Lady Aurora]

translation prowess, along with his monkey/dog

[Vattnisse]

physiogonomy, which, according to his cultists, symbolises

[Lady Aurora]

*something* - a noncultist can never be sure!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Ted Nguyen then used his bamboo guitar

[Lady Aurora]

as a probing tool as he carefully

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

excavated the foundations of a lost Aztec