The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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old copies of "Joannie Loves Chachie" from


THE Fonz, not Alphonze, but it was

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a close call because the copies were


jealously guarded in a near impenetrable fortress


that was guarded by the Cunninghams, aka


Heward, Marilith, Rakshasa, and Jublix. The missing

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Ralph Malph, who went on the Dungeons

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and Dragons Chippendales tour, had developed an


abcessed tooth after foolishly consuming some outdated


limbus leaf that he got from his


friend, Potsy, though he promised not to

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eat any of it. His fiendish dentist


threw up his hands in disgust and


exclaimed, "If you're not gonna floss, then

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chew some of these biscuits. They work

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through osmosis - keep them close to your

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navel when you go to the bathroom

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and don't forget to flush this time!


Ralph did as he was ordered, but


unfortunately this did nothing to alleviate the

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searing pain behind his eyeballs, or the


the taste of the biscuits. So he

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decided to find a better witchdoctor, who

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could numb and deaden him before operating

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on his pancreas. Meanwhile, at the other


end of the forest, trouble was brewing!

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Loggers were coming! The druid cabal of

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Sherwood Forest held a council of war


where it was decided that the treants

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would have to register for the draft

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, as would fauns and centaurs. However, as

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conscientious objectors, the following fey races would

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be beaten for cowardice and kicked out

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of this man's Faerie Army!!! And I

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concur the "Faerie Army" should be "Don't

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wear boots, because Faeries Wear Boots!!!"

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In fact, Ozzy Osbourne was chosen to

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be the Poet Laureate of the Army.

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Ozzy started with a lovely poem about

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Sweet Leaf, his favorite brand of Iced

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"Tea", something he enjoyed partaking of now

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that he had boosted his intake of

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narcotics to a ridiculously insane level. The


fey ignored Ozzy's past and just rocked

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around the clock with the Osbourne Family.


Then the Faerie Army got its marching

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orders, and their target was Barbara Walters

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because of the whole "if you could


be a tree, any kind of tree,

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what kind of tree would you be?"

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