The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

old copies of "Joannie Loves Chachie" from

[Tegan]

THE Fonz, not Alphonze, but it was

[Aberzombie]

a close call because the copies were

[Lady Aurora]

jealously guarded in a near impenetrable fortress

[Tegan]

that was guarded by the Cunninghams, aka

[Lady Aurora]

Heward, Marilith, Rakshasa, and Jublix. The missing

[Heathansson]

Ralph Malph, who went on the Dungeons

[Celestial Healer]

and Dragons Chippendales tour, had developed an

[Lady Aurora]

abcessed tooth after foolishly consuming some outdated

[Tegan]

limbus leaf that he got from his

[Lady Aurora]

friend, Potsy, though he promised not to

[Celestial Healer]

eat any of it. His fiendish dentist

[Lady Aurora]

threw up his hands in disgust and

[Magikcat]

exclaimed, "If you're not gonna floss, then

[Aberzombie]

chew some of these biscuits. They work

[Vattnisse]

through osmosis - keep them close to your

[Celestial Healer]

navel when you go to the bathroom

[Wandslinger]

and don't forget to flush this time!

[Magikcat]

Ralph did as he was ordered, but

[Lady Aurora]

unfortunately this did nothing to alleviate the

[Aberzombie]

searing pain behind his eyeballs, or the

[Tegan]

the taste of the biscuits. So he

[Vattnisse]

decided to find a better witchdoctor, who

[Heathansson]

could numb and deaden him before operating

[Aberzombie]

on his pancreas. Meanwhile, at the other

[Lady Aurora]

end of the forest, trouble was brewing!

[Heathansson]

Loggers were coming! The druid cabal of

[Aberzombie]

Sherwood Forest held a council of war

[Magikcat]

where it was decided that the treants

[Heathansson]

would have to register for the draft

[Vattnisse]

, as would fauns and centaurs. However, as

[Heathansson]

conscientious objectors, the following fey races would

[Aberzombie]

be beaten for cowardice and kicked out

[Heathansson]

of this man's Faerie Army!!! And I

[Aberzombie]

concur the "Faerie Army" should be "Don't

[Heathansson]

wear boots, because Faeries Wear Boots!!!"

[Aberzombie]

In fact, Ozzy Osbourne was chosen to

[Heathansson]

be the Poet Laureate of the Army.

[Aberzombie]

Ozzy started with a lovely poem about

[Heathansson]

Sweet Leaf, his favorite brand of Iced

[Aberzombie]

"Tea", something he enjoyed partaking of now

[Vattnisse]

that he had boosted his intake of

[Heathansson]

narcotics to a ridiculously insane level. The

[Lady Aurora]

fey ignored Ozzy's past and just rocked

[Heathansson]

around the clock with the Osbourne Family.

[Lady Aurora]

Then the Faerie Army got its marching

[Celestial Healer]

orders, and their target was Barbara Walters

[Heathansson]

because of the whole "if you could

[Fake Rouge]

be a tree, any kind of tree,

[Heathansson]

what kind of tree would you be?"