The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

score points with, my dear." said the

[drunken_nomad]

raincoat wearing pop star. "Where is your

[Heathansson]

passport? I need to stamp it. You

[drunken_nomad]

wouldnt want to leave here unstamped, hmmm?"

[Heathansson]

With that, he pulled out his stamper

[drunken_nomad]

, made it wet, and put his mark

[Aberzombie]

on all of the papers. "Take that!"

[Heathansson]

he exclaimed, happy in his work, yet

[Aberzombie]

somehow dissatisfied with the BCS rankings and

[drunken_nomad]

why the team he owned, The Albatross',

[Aberzombie]

had never risen high enough to warrant

[drunken_nomad]

any sort of footwear deal, like he

[Aberzombie]

had hoped. Even when the team's archrivals,

[drunken_nomad]

The Steamy Chunks flew into town, everyone

[Aberzombie]

just yawned and hoped for a better

[Heathansson]

show to come. The McBrides were in

[Aberzombie]

the mood to drink and paw at

[drunken_nomad]

Hooters gals, where the game was televised.

[Aberzombie]

Someone ordered hot wings and curly fries.

[drunken_nomad]

The game was tied 5-5, when surprisingly,

[Heathansson]

the opposing team's cheerleaders spontaneously metamorphosed into

[drunken_nomad]

hydrocephalic, bobbleheaded Martha Stewart clones! Distracted, the

[Aberzombie]

fans weren't sure who they should cheer

[drunken_nomad]

for, so they formed a conga line

[Hugo Solis]

and dance around well into the night

[drunken_nomad]

drunk on flat beer and aerosol fumes

[Aberzombie]

provided by a local beverage company. Someone

[drunken_nomad]

jumped from the rafters like Eddie Vedder

[Aberzombie]

at a Kiss concert, screaming the entire

[drunken_nomad]

chorus of "Bad to the Bone" at

[Aberzombie]

the folks he was plummeting towards. Meanwhile,

[drunken_nomad]

Cheech lost his stash to a Narc

[Kruelaid]

but it wasn't the first time. What

[Masika]

a silly thing to do. Slowly he

[Aberzombie]

turned around, dreading what nightmare vision would

[Heathansson]

appear. It was Stacy Keach, wondering if

[drunken_nomad]

Paul Reubens was from the Hamburger Train

[Heathansson]

as Cheech's cousin sang "Treat Me Like

[A 2E Floppy-Eared Golem]

You Know I Like It," Tommy Chong

[Heathansson]

walked outside and took a whiz in

[Aberzombie]

the snow, practicing his penmanship by writing

[drunken_nomad]

"All work and no play makes Chong

[Heathansson]

get the munchies, myan." The stream of

[Aberzombie]

concious thought was interupted by a loud

[drunken_nomad]

backfire from a 59 Cadillac, scattering the weed

[Aberzombie]

to the four winds and making sure

[Heathansson]

that he would have to make for

[Aberzombie]

the border (not Taco Bell) in an

[drunken_nomad]

inane attempt to smuggle beer into Mexico

[Aberzombie]

so that the celebration known as Cinco