The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

priests of Dagon and into their pipeline

[Heathansson]

where they stowed their candy so nobody

[Aberzombie]

could give it away to children when

[Patrick Curtin]

they were off capsizing fishing vessels for

[Aberzombie]

disrupting the habitat of manatees. "You little

[drunken_nomad]

nubs! Begone, or ye shall have no

[Heathansson]

candied yams and chum! You little tadpole

[drunken_nomad]

bastiches have it easy compared to when

[Heathansson]

I was a spawnling half mutant get of

[Aberzombie]

the great and powerful Oz. Now go

[Heathansson]

before I get hungry, and like Kronos,

[Patrick Curtin]

make a kid hoagie out of y'all

[Aberzombie]

(mmmm....hoagie). Some fool had, in the

[Patrick Curtin]

meantime built a Long John Silvers in Innsmouth

[Aberzombie]

and the natives were not particularly happy

[drunken_nomad]

because they craved Whoppers and Klondike Bars

[Tobus Neth]

like Lohan craves coke and ugly girls

[Aberzombie]

with delusions of fame. Speaking of "delusions",

[Heathansson]

anyone who says bad things about Lindsey

[Aberzombie]

Lohan's stellar performance in that cinematic masterpiece

[Heathansson]

"Herbie." She did all her own stunts

[Aberzombie]

without complaining, but when the director asked

[drunken_nomad]

her to recite her lines in Sanskrit

[Patrick Curtin]

while topless, she said "I can't speak

[drunken_nomad]

your language." He just smiled and gave

[Patrick Curtin]

her a vegemite sandwich hidden in his

[drunken_nomad]

sleazy casting couch. A stained quilt draped

[Heathansson]

over her shoulder, she triumphantly entered the

[Aberzombie]

bar and began to dance on the

[Patrick Curtin]

table yelling "Look at me! I'm a

[Aberzombie]

princess. Bow down before me you slugs!"

[drunken_nomad]

in an overdone Noo-Yawk accent. Her agent

[Aberzombie]

filmed the entire thing, hoping to show

[drunken_nomad]

Joe Francis a something about high art

[Aberzombie]

and how it affects the daily advent

[Heathansson]

of the beginning of the middle of

[Patrick Curtin]

the end. Lohan suddenly tripped, her large

[Aberzombie]

head ending up smashing into her girlfriend's

[drunken_nomad]

kitty, causing her to peel off her

[Aberzombie]

skin, thus revealing that she is actually

[Heathansson]

an alien lifeform comprised of spaghettilike tendrils

[Patrick Curtin]

and squeezed lemon slices from mixed drinks

[drunken_nomad]

Now listen up. She's razor sharp. If

[Patrick Curtin]

she don't get her way, she'll slice

[Aberzombie]

and dice her way into people's hearts.

[drunken_nomad]

Preacherman, dont tell me Heaven is under

[Heathansson]

the hem of your cloak, for I

[Aberzombie]

would much rather it be under your

[drunken_nomad]

front porch where the hounds all live

[Heathansson]

who can't run with the big dogs